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Hi all,
Thought I'd put a party board in for the night.
Please enjoy - but remember to respect others.
Have a drink for me :)
Dan
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Hiya :)
Won't be able to make the party as I don't have a pooter at home. :(
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:'( boohoo. I will have to miss this one as I will be living it up in Belfast for the weekend. Maybe a Christmas shed party? (hint hint ;))
Have a large beetroot juice and parsnip chip for me!
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Thankyou very much, Dan - most accommodating of you. You'll have to watch out, Lish, Ina, myself and a few of the other ladies may just have to show you what the patch behind the compost heap looks like if you keep looking after us like this - moderators from fields afar have been known to fall prey!!! ;)
Love, Palefire
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Gosh, seems like a lot of people can't make it. Even Lish, the party beast has other commitments but...... we'll make up for it, the more goodies for the ones present right?
This is so neat, to have a page, just for the party. Thank you Dan, you really are a wiz.
I think we need to think up a name for our new shed. Even the communal shed at our allotment complex has a name: Konkel Boet. The word 'konkel' is a dialect word for ......... chewing the fat (I learned this saying on the beeb board haha) and boet is also local dialect for shed.
See you all here, well most of you anyway, tomorrow. Better get my Dutch lace cap starched and ironed and get the manure scraped off my wooden shoes. -Ina
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Ina, we can't call this shed The Conker Boat....can we??
::) ;D 8)
I'm gutted that I'll miss the fun - sitting drearily in a real-life pub on a Saturday night just ain't gonna be the same ;) - but my friends are relying on me to keep them in order, you see. Lord knows what you lot will get up to without my calming influence...
I shan't be back until lunchtime-ish on Sunday, but promise I'll tippy-toe in here ever-so-quietly..cheers! Lish
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Well our very own board for the big party night.
how's the starching going Ina the wet suite is on the line drying lost my flippers. Has Doris found that posh frock yet booze and nibbles to the ready its
party time
Teresa
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Hoping to make it, but that depends on many things.
No fancy dress at my age - just a sheepskin flying jacket and white silk scarf to keep me warm en route. I'm sending you a photo of us, Ina, so that you will recognise me. Can't get away till very late, so decided to come in my first car ever - Wolesley Hornet - cost me £37.10.0 in 1941. Drink drive? You /know/ I don't - after all these years, it knows how to get me home!
All I can find in the line of wet stuff is a bottle each of 9 year old Wheat & Raisin, and Parsnip - still the best, I think. - Tim
PS - If it's raining, may I use someone's black plastic sheeting to keep the car dry? It's an open cockpit thing.
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sorry - that shot off before I was ready -
meant to say you know - and it's an open cockpit thing! - Tim
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oh! - now I see it all - you can only have HENS at this party? - Tim
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i'll bring some black sheeting especially tim....
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Hi Legless
I will bring a towel to dry him off?
So Tim you have a open henpit hee hee I had a peathingy on my lottie reply never thought peaco*k.
oh a sheepskin bomber jacket and silk scarf oh lovely
Teresa
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Wotta smoothie, Ower Tim...!!! Will he offer you a spin in his motor after a glass or two of his rude-root wine, with the promise of a pair of black-market silk stockings (useful for tying in tomatoes, he'll tell you)...and what's the significance of the white silk scarf? Who is going to surrender to whom, I wonder...
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just been up in the loft and fought the moths off me posh frock, now going up the bank to get me diamond tiara out ;D Now just got to find me a nubile young thing in a dinner jacket, hope he doesn't mind wearing wellies with his outfit :o Hope my high heels don't get stuck in the mud!
Opening elderberry wine to let it breathe, shall we bring our own glasses or will they be provided?! Ice being made for the sloe Gin, (might have to sample it just to be sure it is still OK after a year ::) and I shall nip out and get some nibblies to munch on, any preferences out there? ;D C U all later Dotty P.
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I just saw, Tim, Eric, Teresa, Cleo standing by the gate, what are you guys waiting for. Nooooooo Tim that i.d. with a picture of a movie star won't work, sorry. Come in you guys, put those bottles in the back by the tools will you? -Ina
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Hi Hugh, nice you could make it
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I made it. Just posted on the other bit. Borrowed my mother's electric wheelchair for the journey home, no wheelbarrows for me this year. Heavens is it only a year since we did National Poetry Day on the Beeb? Remember the fuss?
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Dan, if you are anywhere near. Are we supposed to refresh the page every time or will the next posting just pop up while we're on this page? Ina
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Just popped in - will pop in from time to time, but got a linux mail server to configure before tomorrow !
You will have to refresh the page to get new messages.
Have fun
Dan
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Hi Eric, yes I remember all those great poems. You're in an electric wheelchair but........... you can still get a ticket for driving under the influence you know. Why are you dressed in this sixties atire? Jeez, flower power?
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Oh Dan, Dan. You messed it all up, we have the orchestra standing by for your grand entre. -ina
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Hi All
good point Ina?
see Eric has his transport home,is Hugh going to do a party piece? do I see Tim hiding in his car oh he is soooo timid.
Wetsuite a bit tight but I can swim home. get the bottles going let the show begin.
Teresa
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Are but these are the real thing not just Tie and Dye. Hope the petals don't fall before the end of the night. Mind if nobody shows this could get a bit whatever, with all these bottles of gooseberry champers for you to drink, since I am not allowed alcohol.
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Hello Teresa.
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Hi Teresa, won't you pull that zipper up just a tiny bit higher please. It's too early for that risque stuff don't you think? Did I see three stars by your name or am I seeing stars already?
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What do the stars signify?
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Oh god Eric, here we go again, just keep that fig leaf attached ok?
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I think the starts have something to do with how many times you have posted. Acturally, Teresa has four!
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I just saw England play even agains Turkey, soccer that is.
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Has anyone seen Tim? Were did he go to? Tim?????
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Tim temporarely lost and so have all the wine bottles, what's going on here?
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So where is everyone. Perhaps they have not recovered from the party on the Beeb last week. Or maybe they are watching Football on Sky Tv. Anyway I am going to hide in a corner for a while, cos you know what this public outing does to me.
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Football is finished, I guess it's early yet. May I join you in that dark corner?
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Does everyone know you have to refresh the page to see new entrees?
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Hi back again, still cannot find my flippers oh god yes more stars and on one drink what did you give me Ina strong stuff.
If your hiding in the corner with Eric I am off to find Tim where is he hiding and what happened to our Hugh?
Just have to have another drink perhaps Dan will apper a younger man might stop me from seeing more stars.
Teresa
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so there you all are-was lost
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Ina, you are welcome to join me where ever you wish. But watch where you put those clogs. Funny that, Anne wore clogs as a child in the North-east of Lancashire, cos they were longer lasting than shoes.
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Teresa, that was the stuff eric brought, it's the only bottle here, Tim took off with the other ones. I think they are all hiding behind the compost, drinking.
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sorry i'm late everyone got some lovely black pudding today so went all posh chef over tea!! brought my sherry along if thats ok..
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still stagering around-where is the bar?
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How did you get lost Stephan? Did you see the others hiding out? They've got the booze.
Actually Eric, in Holland you leave your clogs outside so not to worry.
Kind of a hassle refreshing the page, I lose where I'm at but who cares, I'm lost all the time.
Where's my pointy hat now?
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Black pudding? Isn't that the stuff made from blood?
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well if they are all off with the booze does anyone want a sherry (no home made i'm afraid cos i'm new here.
i do have some mini potato cakes with a morsel of black pudding on top if anyone wants one - they're still warm....
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thank goodness for that Cleo has arrived with a cat under his arm that was ? out of James Bond? oh well I dont feel like a wallflower now you two comming out of that cupboard or not.
DRINKS ALL AROUND HIC - HIC - HIC[/color]
Teresa
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the bar Stephan? the bar is where the others are, I think behind the compost. When you find them drag them in here will you, or just the bottles. Can't eat black bloody pudding without drink to wash it down.
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yep blood and fat and spices and stuff, got it from a great butcher at a food show today, its lovely...
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Ooh black puddings. Proper ones I hope, hot and steamy and oozing fat. I wish I could eat them.
I reckon Tim is still trying to land the micro-light he was flying in over our garden this afternoon. I could see his white scarf fluttering in the breeze.
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that's some fancy putering you are doing Teresa
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well the butcher actually does a no fat version as well which i have some of if you want me to do you a batch with that? he says its as popular as the usual stuff and very tasty.....
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I think Tim is still looking for the red baron
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black pudding, do you slice it like a sausage or is it mushy?
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Legless, are you going to tell us the secret of your name? Why legless?
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slice it like sausage...
and my name comes from when i used to frequent a formula 1 forum (my other passion). i went to silverstone with a load of people i met there and they gave me the name legless because i wore those trousers that the legs zip off to make shorts.... honest.... ;D
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Hey you guys, I see a whole bunch of people at the gate just looking in.
COME ON IN YOU ALL
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maybe its too dark for them to find us, i'll go on a reccy with the torch.....
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Ah a black pudding without the fat what is this world comming too.
Have you all seen Oz his pooting in multi colour whow can you see his lottie next year.
Hi Legless nearly did Ligless the drink Ina gave me has sent me all a dither.
Where has Tim gone wanted to see the car.
Who's for another HIC HIC long way to the compost heap HIC HIC
Teresa
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Ah, good one legless! I'll have some more of the black bloody pudding thanks, Ruffffffly
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oh teresa, you make me laugh with your moving writing! sure it'll meake me dizzy by the end of the evening :D
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Sorry I am late, the firemen that bought me here had to attend to an emergency, they are behind the shed watering with their hoses if thats OK. I knew this tiara was too much......will someone keep those magpies off me head? :o Dotty P.
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don't need no booze, just look at the moving text haha
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yeah i trudged up here with that black sheeting just in case and he isn't here!
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The sloe gin is fine, I've bin testing ....ugh...what was I saying?? Oh yes, bin testing it all afternoon....hic, hic...lovely!! Can I pour anyiooneeeeeeee some over ice?
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watering hoses? You mean their own hoses? Not BEHIND the compost please, ON the compost and..... tim is sitting behind the compost and it's dard. Ooooooooh no this is all going wrong!
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it does suit you though dotty, very flash! no sign of the others by the way, i didn't want to investigate too far into the rhubarb and i got a bit distracted by those firemen!!!
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ooh sloe gin yes please!
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No NO! Watering hoses!!! They know to go in the compost if they are caught short! Helps speed up the process!!!
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There U go legless, don't drink it too fast, I only have the one bottle! Me other wont be ready till the new year! :'(
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Ahhhhhhha, watering their horses? I see hahahaha
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goodness its lovely, i'll definitely be sipping this one.... thank you.
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They are a good bunch of lads, and game for anything, my sister is keeping an eye on them for me!!
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Did you guys see Eric there in the back? He's wearing his fig leaf and it's .............. fall. Oh jeez, who wears leaves in the fall for crying out loud
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didn't see him. don't worry, there are still some good leaves on that rhubarb if he needs one ;)
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LOL....sorry just fell off me tree stump laughing!! Managed to hold onto me drink tho! ;D
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Where are the FIREMEN I am off love a man in uniform and they can spray me anytime knew I got the right outfit on do they do CPR I need more drink.
CAN SOME ONE WHEEL ME IN THE BARROW TO THE COMPOST HEAP ME LEGS HAVE GONE
Where is the gin mother ruin give me a shot.
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Teresa
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Dont worry I've got a holly leaf on underneath and they are evergreen and...........ouch Prickly.
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I see Mega and Gavin out there, looking over the fence. Come on in you guys, get a drink. Dan has popped in but is busy tonight, messed up the whole plan. I had an orchestra standing by for the grand entre for the builder of this shed, had to send them home again.
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ooh holly, interesting choice.....
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You need to see a doctor for a tetanus Eric! ;)!
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but I love an orchestra!! Bring em back! We can feed em on sloe gin and see how they do!
Any more anyone??? Sorry it is the elderberry after this.........
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sent the fire men after the orchestra diiiiiiidoooooooodiiiiiiiiiiiidoooooooooo
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HOLLY LEAF
Hope its a smooth leaf kind other wise he will have some explaining to do tomorrow. ouch.
Or is it to keep us ladies away ahhhhhhhhhhh
Why are soo many outside something going on I dont know about lets go and investigate.
Will take a bottle with me dutch courage
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTeresa
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Just going to check on the lads......I shall be behind the compost heap if anyone needs me ;D Help yourself to me drink, there are nibblies in me bag..... see I knew these heels would sink in teh mud, I may need to be hauled out ...will call if I need assistance.....rats, there go me best stockings laddered!! :'(
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Sorry folks but it is time for me medicine, so I will see you in a little while. That is if I can find my way back. Them tablets is mighty powerful. Keep the light above the door shining.
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hope they'll be back.....
possibly with supplies...
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If Doris doesn't come back soon we know what's happening, all those guys were hiding behind the compost with the bottles. Drink and relieve at the same time I guess.
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that's planning...
anyway ina, are you dutch or living in the netherlands or both?
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Both
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i used to live in the fens of england and we always used to describe it as 'having a lot of sky!' i should imagine its similar where you are!
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Slipping quietly in the side gate - chased kids off to bed early, and the little darlings (how's that for an automatic translation!) had better not creep down and follow me through!
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yes, very flat here and green
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No, no place for kids here, Eric is only wearing a fig leaf, kind of quiet at the moment, must be something good on tv
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Hi. Gavin, crept in behind you. Wait till your little darlings are like mine. Then they will be putting you to bed.
And as for that Doris-pinks. Firemen are very good with ladders.
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i'm going to have to go soon cos my pudding is nearly ready apparently. provided it doesn't rain i should be back though later.
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Flipping heck. I go off for a few minutes and everybody gets up and leaves. Or is this agame of hide and seek?
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Hi Gavin
have a drink I had one little one that would slip down the stairs and sit in the hall way he never worked out the shadow he casted on the door. Realy thought mum had eyes in the back of her head.
Oh talking of heads that gin is strong stuff. no more fresh air for me.
Teresa
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slow night isn't it. Btw. it was a wonderful day today at the lottie, worked like slaves but got so much done. Now I'm feeling all stiff, only in the shower did it feel better but now all stiff again. Maybe another drink and the pain will go hahaha
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Hey Teresa, at this rate I'll also end up with four stars
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Yeah I had a hard day, watching Anne scarifying the grass (with a machine) tired me out, it did. Btw those call ducks we got are LOUD. They quack non-stop. Except when you give them a slug or a cutworm. then they dabble it in their water before ingesting it. Then they quak again. And it is the female who is the loudest!
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Gosh, Sorry I'm late have I missed much?
I've put on my black plastic bag- reminds me of my youth!!
I've got a glass of something wet - whats happening, any scandal or dering-do?
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oh, how lovely to be able to live in the country, I take duck squacks over traffic noise anytime
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There may be a big scandal we hear of tomorrow RR. Bunch of people behind the compost with the fire brigade and the orchestra. Took a whole lot of bottles of home made wine there. Very quiet here so you haven't missed much.
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Sorry, lovely bag you're wearing
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Oh yes the peace and tranquility of the countryside. They have been harvesting the spuds and ploughing the fields and sowing the Winter wheat and cutting the hedges and muck-spreading. One 10 tonne tractor and trailer every 10 minutes, 24 hours a day. Ah for the smell of pig muck and diesel. You can feel things growing. And boy can those sparrows cough.
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Way-hay, we passed the ton.
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Where do I go to get a fireman and do I have to supply my own compost heap!
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I see what you mean Eric but.........all that is only temporary right?
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Ragged-robin, turn left out of the shed door and follow the giggles from Doris. Compost heap is optional, but welcome, no doubt.
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Hi RR black plastic bags hallowen costumes for the kids takes me back.
Eric she's just feeling her feet keeping two men in check ha ha. Can you put any photos of them on the site?
Ina wonder how many stars is the limit? we should all get loads after this party.
LETS ALL HAVE A DRINK TO CELEBRATE HIC HIC HIC DRINKS ON ME
Now watch me glow
Teresa
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we'll have lots of stars and you know what else? Every time you refresh this page it ads another "read" number to the amount at the top.
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Kids putting one to bed? Hey, that's an idea - I'll work on that one! :)
And I'll take duck quacks anytime - just now we've got fireworks going off all around. ???
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Hey Gavin
Thought they were going to ban fireworks RSPCA
only for Nov 5 celebrations. Get feed up of suffering for a month solid and birthday parties through the year.
Got two dogs who go to pieces everytime they go off.
Teresa
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The traffic is only temporary. We do not get fireworks close by, but they have been shooting peasants (or something like that) all day so there have been plenty of bangs and shouts and whistle blowing and 4x4's.
You pack your kids off the Uni and just get used to the peace and they come home again. And they want Dad's taxi at all hours. Enough to make even me take to drink. I'll have a dry sherry please. Hows about that for risk taking?
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hi everyone what a great party itwill definitly get livlier as the night goes on and the drink flows hey my other half scarified the grass today as well she came up to the allotment in daylight (ouch) iwas only joking time for another drink folks i raise my glass to you all cheers mega
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Help I'm in the nettle patch I can hear the noise and the rustling but cant see anything, must have taken a wrong turn -all I want is a fireman!!!! Oh and a drink
...and a lottery win
....and a porsche
...and.....and....
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Mega, grass cutting etc. is like vacuuming. I don't do either. (Well not often, unless I am asked nicely).
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and I raise my glass to Dan, our Dan, wonderful Dan snif snif, nice, nice Dan. Thanks for a wonderful site Dan, lots of people have found it ant lots of good info has been flying around, mixed in with some good humor. Not a sour note on these boards. Congratulations Dan and a big THANK YOU
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Please Eric would you please come and hoover my lawn and scarify my carpet
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Hi Mega have a drink with me Eric is taking chances a dry sherry with a holly leaf for protection. What did you do with all the damsons in the end. Are you better now or still recovering?
550 plus good thread and oh my head fresh air is no good long walk to the compost heap the firemen were good thought I knew it all
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ina did I see you with a hose pipe in your hand ?
Teresa
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oh Robin, no one is going to fall for that. You just want a fireman or a man with fire or a firy man or.......
Talking about nettles, I did get my hand in them today and it feels all funny now, like creepy crawleys under the skin especially when I move my fingers. Weird with typing. Can the fireman help me too?
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TERESAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you still have it wrong, not watering a hose, watering a HORSE (sorry I had to do a DC here to get my point across) Soooooo, did you see me with a watering horse in my hands? Have another drink
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Well RR you dont want much and Eric as well to roll over your lawn I have heard on some one liners that takes the drink?
color=Red]More drink please I feel normal that cannot happen this is a party where is legless gone?[/color]
Teresa[/color]
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LADEEDAH! I have three starts now. You guys are not forgetting to refresh the page are you, otherwise you can't see new postings until you post yourself
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Oops, three STARS, can't type anymore with my nettle hand
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Believe it or not we actually sold most of the damsons at a plant Garden Society meeting. The rest we froze in 4lb blocks to make jam with when we have the jars. Have not yet tried Doris's Damson cake as it is too hard to cut up the blocks.
Thanks for asking, the shingles have gone and and this time do not appear to have done any damage.
Oh and Anne made a few gallons of Damson wine. Should be good for next years Poets Day bash.
Grief that sherry has gone to my head. I shall have to go and lie down.
The electric wheelchair could well be necessary. Hic Woops.
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594.
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Your leaf fluttered Eric, with every hicup it does
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with every refresh a higher number read, see that at the top?
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I'm confused.......... who's hung like a horse?
... and why are thhey in the compost heeap
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And on that note I will have to bid you all a fond farewell and wend my weary way up the wooden hill to the land of nod and hopefull into the arms or Morpheus. And if you can understand that you are still too sober.
Goodnight and good partying.
Will the last one up please turn out the light.
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Oh Ina everything looks red. He looked like a horse / hose to me more drink please anything but my rhubarb wine that just makes you go so does my mixed fruit one best lax. on the market.
Nettles are strange things sat on a patch once oh was not the same for a couple of days then read they make a tea out of them good for joint problems. Well makes everything tingle.
Pity Dan just typed Dad oh god pity he did not put a button to refresh I go out come back to three more messages
back to normal Teresa
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oh lord, give that girl another drink, not hung like a horse, the hose was hung up, remember the firemen. They are not IN the compost heap, they are behind it. Shady business that.
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Teresa, you have your own refresh button on the screen, look at the very top, the page with the two green arrows (between the one with the red x and the home button) that's the refresh button! Gosh you must be drunk asking Dan for a refresh button hahahahaha
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goodnight Eric, so glad you came and have a good trip back in that electric wheelchair, hold on to that fig leaf. Be careful out there.
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...... thought my lines were bad..... but .... can I see your refresh button!!!!
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you CAN????????????????
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Well I am going to take my camera down to the compost heap to have proof the firemen did not hang the hoses up or horses up?
Ina had them down to their tea shirts and soaking them now I will have proof
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Got yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaTeresa
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i just saw ragged robin at the compost heap spraying all the holly trees with round_up she really is a keen gardener mega
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Hey who's refresh button does RR want to press ?
ERIC'S he has not been well only got better oh god he will be ill again.
Good night Eric sweet dreams watch out for the ditches in the wheelchair dont sit on the holly leaf.
Hey Ina just realised I am now a
color=Red]SENIOR MEMBER OH DEAR DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO ACT MY AGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/color]
a [/color]glowing Teresa
another drink
HIC HIC HIC
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.... not I ..purely (if such a description applies to this board) organic...
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GOOD EVENING ALL.!!
Watched the football and seen a good "Arnie" film .On me way to bed after a hard days work...........and then I remembered.The Shed party.My shed is green.Got a lawn mower and a fish tank in it.And other equally boring bits in it.But can I still join in? Please please pretty please.Or do I have to be as drunk as you lot.?
Anything exciting happened yet? Haven't got the patience to trawl through all 9 pages.Must be a record.Wish the good old Beeb could see us .
Happy days!!! and nights!!Up the gardeners!!Up the lotties!!!Up the revolution!!
::) :P :-X :-* :'( :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( 8)
hee hee hee hee hee hee .........................
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.... give me another drink and I might be tempted to pull a few weeds!!
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Teresa, if you don't delete that stupid picture by the compost heap I will take your rank away and all your stars. poor Eric, sitting on the holly leaves in his wheelchair, roundup sprayed all over him.
btw, Lynne L. is trying to get on here, hope it works, you guys know her from the beeb board? She is stone sober so we'll have to do something about that
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Hi Maggie, just start at the top of this page and it'll give you an idea. Weird stuff going on, all kinds of insinuations. Tricky thing here is that you have to klick the refresh button on your toolbar to see new postings and then a whole bunch come at once. Have a drink, plenty around and if we run out here, some guys took bottles behind the compost heap, having their private party leaving the girls alone in the shed. never mind, who needs them.
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Cheers all!
(http://www.allotments4all.co.uk/images/DSC00403.JPG)
Seems I have some catch up to do looks like its been quite a night!
Edited to make the picture smaller !
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Hey Lynne, I just saw you at the fence, just follow the path to the party, yes it's dark, you can smell your way here, just follow the alcohol fumes.
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Hi Maggie welcome to the wild side Hic Hic,
Ina causing all sort of problems just cause I got a pic of her/
Hi Mega RR was trying to spray Eric's holly leaf missing and got the trees see Eric go running round that compost heap.
Ina you say someone is joining this board and sober she will do a runner when she sees this thread she will not believe were gardeners?
GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Teresa
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Nowwwwwwwwwwww, how did you do THAT? Another wiz kid on the board. oi, nice picture.
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Yeah, hate to say its not all down to me, easy when you know a man who knows what to do with his gadgets!!!
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.. for the last time... I dont use chemicals... might smoke the occasional cabbage leaf..... but Eric's holly leaf ws natural dehiscence!!
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Oh CPK lovely pic drink up and join the gang.
Good idea another one please
Now she tells me about the refresh button in my condition cannot keep my legs together and she thinks I can manage a button haaaaaaaaaaa
Teresa
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Oh CPKid, that was a real neat trick! Such a surprise, I did a jump up from my chair when it came on, couldn't believe my eyes.
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....oooooh I say... not to miss a chance for innuendo.... but who doesn't like a man who knows how to use his gadgets!!!!! :P
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GOOD GRIEF!!!.......................Look at the state of you lot!! I'm late again .......been working.........................is there any booze left at all??????? ;D
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Theresa I think I'll have whatever your having.....
but you can share my brandy.
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Is Dan still here? I did a speech for him, complete with Hollywood tears, thanking him for this wonderful site......... when the tears cleared I saw that he was gone. If you are here. Thank you Dan!
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.... he's running scared holding his refresh button....
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Hellooooooooooooooooo lynne, found your way here thank goodness. Did you pass the compost heap? What are those guys doing there? Hope it rains soon hahah.
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Oh god Robin LOL
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I'm new on here so if there's anyone sober you have to show me around....................where's the drink hidden............
and are there any nice young men free?? :P
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When did admin become Dan...?
Must have missed that bit - but hey lets drink to him the man that made all this possible.
Perhaps he is lurking by that compost heap... waiting to reveal himself!!
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Sorry all,my shed...sorry,bed awaits.I turn into a pumpkin at 11.30 if I'm not asleep by then.Or rather,my sleeping pill and cocoa are sending me googly eyed.So leave i must before i'm tempted to join in properly and be converted into a real gardener.Cos really i'm a bit of an imposter.I'm more of a pondie.A bleary eyed pondie.And feeling me age.So goodnight all you dirty stop outs.I'll be thinking of you ,come the morning with your hangovers.
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PULLEASE!!
A man waiting to reveal himself?? ................................. :-[ :-[No one told me it was that sort of party!
( where is he???)
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Goodnight Maggie, hello Lynne
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...goodnight Maggie.. if you drink ponds then you're bound to get a hangover and wake up with a frog in your throat!!
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Hi Lynne welcome to the party hic hic hic
were a little hic hic worse for wear but a friendly bunch let me show you where the booze is I need another hic hic.
RR I also love a man with gadgets as long as he knows what to do with them hic hic hic.
Hey girls wonder what Dan is doing and Ina do the speech love to hear it hic hic hic
Teresa
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night night Maggie
See you in the morning
Teresa
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noooooooooo, I already did it once and he never heard it, not again! I think Dan is shy and took off to play with his gagets again.
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Hot deng Teresa, what comes after the title senior member? Administrator?
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ah! Thanks Teresa ......Just what i needed !!..... a watering can full of booze ;)...............i can soon cartch up now. Think I'll follow up a rumour about some nice men in uniform behind the compost..................if I'm not back in 20 mins..................don't bother looking for me.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :P ;D :P
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I doubt they are still IN their uniforms
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O.A.P.?perhaps
Sorry Teresa I am going honest byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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..just popped over to the beeb to try and find some male company....they're closed.....
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surprise surprise.
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Gosh Ina .............REALLY???? This party just gets better by the minute................... ::)
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do you fancy joining me Ina...I'm sure theres some to spare without Lish hogging all the young men!!
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to the last stragglers, here in Holland it's now almost 12.30, bed time for me. Busy day at the lottie tomorrow.
probably have a hangover but who cares. Thanks for the booze and goodnight to all.
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Maggie you could be right and Dan will pension me off.
Ina you know their not in uniform I have pics of you taking them off,
Lynne good luckwith the men on the heap real hunks and talking of hunks what happened to the men on this board done runners.
CPKid I will have that brandy whats left to eat feel like a nibble
Teresa
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Just don't post them on this board will you? Goodnight all
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night Ina.. how many fireman are you taking with you.. I'll take th rest.... I'm going to follow your example and go while I can...... as my mum said.... if you're not in bed by 11.30-Go Home!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good night all its been a great hic hic party roll on the next one.
Thank to Dan for making it possible.
thanks to Ina for the idea
Thanks to all for bring the drink and food and the
FIREMEN AH OH AH
this senior citizen will never be the same again
Not bad 837 on 12 pages
night night
a very sleepy Teresa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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the guys are still here we ran short of drink so we to my allotment to collect 12 bottles of brussel sprout wine which i had in the shed so we are raring to party sing and dance because as you probably know drink doesnt affect us men give me the moonlight give me the girl and my allotment (huh) i need another drink cheers everyone mega
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Hi everyone just thought I would pop in briefly. You are all making so much noise, thought I would drop in to see what you were all up to. I actually bought (sorry no home grown stuff) a Bottle of Port for the occasion, special offer at Sainsburys this week. Not staying long as got a sore throat tonight, so going to wrap a sock around my neck (old wives remedy) and have a good old gargle. Don't stay up too late or you will all miss the "Horty Shed" tomorrow at your allotments. Nighty night. Busy_lizzie. :-*
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Crashes the party with 30 litres of Stronbow and sum personal wardrobe groove and.... a song in my heart.
(to themusic of "Right said Fred..I'm too sexy 4 this shirt)
I'm too sexy 4 this spade
too sexy 4 this spade
too sexy...... to grade
My name iz Pothead
You know where Iz been
up the garden path to me
compost bin
To my compost bin..uh..To my compost bin.
I do a lil zig-zagging by me compo bin
Dooodo doo doodooodo doo
diddly-dooo-dooooo
Gonna wait till the midnight hour
oZzY %)
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Wow mahn looks like
everybody has crashed, nice to see I aint lost that
Old Black Magic
ah well better start on the cider, btw does Beckham know the difference between Rugby and Soccer? Mahn he booted that baby into space, talking of Space, I iz gonna get spaced out a bit and do sum leaping.
ChEeRs
oZzY %)
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Seeing the Keyboard. I stand behind it, takea draw on me spliff. then as I blow a huge plume of smoke out into the air, I start playing a leonard cohen song on the keyboard,
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
If you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger here I stand
I'm your man.
Ah the moons too bright
the chains too tight
The beast wont go to sleep
Ive been running throug these promises to you
That I made and could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby andI'll fall at your feet
AndI'd howl at your beauty like a dog on heat
And I'd claw at your heart and I'd tear at your sheet
Id say please please
I'm your man....
Instumental bit now and the song is a long long long song so I will leave you all wanting ;)
xxx
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blimey those firemen are busy watering !! Got me heels stuck in the mud, come back and everyones gone!!! :o
Still got me bottle of elderberry to drink!
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Thats a dead sexy song that iz, ifs you aint heard it look out 3 it, or even look out 4 it :)
It by Leaonard Cohen and its called "I'm your man" and if you cant get your hubby out in the gardy doing a pole dance around the washing line to this song then Divorce him, even if he comes up with that old chestnut "We aint got a washing line post", thats no excuse as I am sure Cerig would lend him a couple of puglocks and a sausage clip, but make sure the pugs are aluminium, cuz they grease up better, the iron ones tend to rust they do and the rust color smears onto the skin. and I do speak from experience I do cuz I done an Iron one and when i finished I looked like I had been tangoed I did. Gonna play me "Cheggars plays PoP" album now,..erm.. No iI isn't cuz I dont have a Cheggars album or CD or tape.. and if I did I wuldn't admit to it, I'd deny I ever had one, andI'd deny it like I iz denying it now, cuz I havent got one, sows there :)
Definate babble and have to be up at 6am forthe grand prix
VRRRRoooooOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
VrooooomVrooooooom
Well I iz out of here cuz all the ciders gone
cHeErS
oZzY %)
All by myself wo oh oh oh
::););;);):D
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Not all by yourself, I iz still here................................hello.anyone else here??? time for bed said zebedee ....boing! ;D
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Yo Doris
How iz ya. and where iz everyone? I iz jus having a smoke before boinging
oZzY %)
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Oz, where are you, I can't see you :( Must be the elderberry wine kicking in!) Me firemen all went off on an emergency (or a few from here) and abandoned me!
Have to say me tiaras looking a little squiffy, and me posh frock has lost it's sparkle, but I am hanging on in ;D Thought we had more late owls here. ??? Oh well dude, party on down.
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I'm afwaid I hav to crawl home to me bed. got the resolve in me handbag at the ready.HIC! HIC! C U awl tmorrow..or when ever..HIC That elderbwhatever was luverly HIC!
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I iz
of to bed now as I iz a bit creamed crackered, and although I iz dead pretty, even I need a few hour beauty sleep, :) so in the spirit of that old kiljoy Zebedee...... itz time for.........
BoInGggggggg BoIn
Cheers
ozZy