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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Palustris on November 02, 2003, 21:58:39

Title: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Palustris on November 02, 2003, 21:58:39

;D
Cucumber seed should be sown before daylight on the 1st of May by a well endowed man, naked and in the prime of life. The size of the cucumbers depends on the visible virility of the sower. ::)
Make of that what you will.

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: legless on November 02, 2003, 22:06:22

:o

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Tenuse on November 02, 2003, 22:12:54

Where on EARTH did you get that information from??

It's making me blush!

Ten x  :-[

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Palustris on November 02, 2003, 22:21:02

If I told you that I would not be able to tell you of a few more equally 'naughty' old (ageist)wives(sexist)tales now would I?
It is a new one on me and originates in the USA.
More will follow as an occasional series.

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 02, 2003, 23:12:35

I say, had better find myself some nubile young man beore may then huh!!  ;D

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: budgiebreeder on November 03, 2003, 00:12:27

Better find one for me while you're at it Doris. :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 03, 2003, 00:16:54

BB, I will haunt the local massage parlors for us.........err don't think we have any  :(  Have to be the other half then I guess!!)  DP

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: ina on November 03, 2003, 00:22:37

Can elephants be trained? -Ina

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Hugh_Jones on November 03, 2003, 00:24:27

Can`t see why he has to be naked and in the prime of life.  He could just as easily make the planting holes with a dibber!

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 03, 2003, 00:29:35

Hugh, I am still trying to pick myself up from the floor...laughing so much!!  Gasp........;D DP

Title: Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
Post by: Palefire on November 03, 2003, 18:53:29

Hugh, you really are a naughty boy!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Love, Palefire

xxx