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Title: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 19, 2005, 21:36:10
Big shiney shield!! I won!! Wheeehay! The Woodbridge in Bloom competition for best Pub/Hotel!! Wheeehhhayyy!! Very pleased and very drunk!! But  ......wheeeeyyyhhhaaayyy!! And then I won the raffle...and then I won the raffle again!!! but declined, due to a bout of big-headiness syndrome! Tried to post pic, but apparently I'm too large?? ::) Sorry, pic too large! Had pics taken by papers and just really happy!! Lottie  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Carol on September 19, 2005, 21:45:03
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well done  Lotty.  A BIG SHINEY CUP FOR  CLEANING!!!!!

Good for you, pleased for you  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


 ;)
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derekthefox on September 19, 2005, 21:48:39
Well done again  :)

Derekthefox
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 19, 2005, 21:53:16
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Post by: Georgie on September 19, 2005, 21:54:02
I knew you'd do it.  Well done gal!   ;D  ;D  ;D

G xx
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 19, 2005, 22:01:18
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Post by: Roy Bham UK on September 19, 2005, 22:14:11
 ;D No stopping you now. 8)
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Post by: Rosa_Mundi on September 19, 2005, 22:16:12
Well done - and I hope the hangover's kind to you tomorrow  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 19, 2005, 22:19:32
LOL!! Thanks  Roy! But must also thank plants...and hangover tomorrow, Rosa...Mmmm...will have 4 pints of water and raw egg tonight, be very ill  :P and blame you lot!!!!  ;)Sorry, know I'm being pain, but so chuffed! Makes all that blessed dead-heading worth while..... ;D Lottie
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Post by: Maddy on September 19, 2005, 22:21:03
FANTASTIC  ;D ;D ;D

Really happy for you.  Cheers!

M.
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Carol on September 19, 2005, 22:23:24
 :D :D :D :D :D

Dont ask!!! :D :D :D :D
But this is Lottie with her  BIG SHINEY SHIELD  and a doll!!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D

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Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: lorna on September 19, 2005, 22:56:24
Lottie. WHAT A RESULT!!!!! Many congratulations hope the family are  giving you the treatment that a "cup winner" deserves.  Really pleased for you.....Lorna.
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Post by: busy_lizzie on September 19, 2005, 23:42:33
Congratulations Lottie! You did great and what a big shield.  You must feel very proud.   :D busy_lizzie
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Post by: Tulipa on September 20, 2005, 07:28:10
Well done Lottie, that's absolutely brilliant news, really pleased for you.
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Post by: pansy on September 20, 2005, 08:58:17
Hi Lottie, well done, thats brilliant!  ;D
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Post by: GREENWIZARD on September 20, 2005, 09:11:18
excellent stuff L
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Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: aquilegia on September 20, 2005, 09:40:01
very well done Lottie!

(You have my sofa!)

How are you feeling today?
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 20, 2005, 09:56:11
LOL!! Thanks all, but can you keep it down a bit.... ;) Still really happy, but bit delicate to say the least!! Lovely planter Wardy....!! Thanks again, and yes it's a fabulous feeling, but more so cos of your wonderful replies, thank you. Lottie  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 20, 2005, 11:32:55
weldone lottie weldone you  :) :) :) proud owner of nice shinny sheild just what yoiu have allways wanted , really chuffed for you , put that baby down you have enough  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 20, 2005, 13:30:06
Still trying to work out why I'm holding a baby myself, Dibs??? OH could of put mop in hand and I woudn't have noticed....then I would have hit him with it obviously...!!! ;D Aqui, can you come and mend it then!!!! Thank!  ;)I'm having nice meal cooked for me tonight, and my Dad has dropped round 2 bottles of wine......Oh dear  :-\ Lottie  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derekthefox on September 20, 2005, 15:47:07
I object to that broad brush statement about husbands Wardy !  ;)

I for one am quite capable in the kitchen and regularly 'prepare' ingredients ready for the pot, and am a dab hand at using odds and ends to knock together a meal. Almost without fail, when I bring produce up from the allotment, I will leave a pile of pile of carrot batons, courgettes, peeled onions ready for chopping etc.

I can then descend into being a lazy drunken slob with a clear conscience  ;D ;D ;D

Derekthefox :D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 20, 2005, 19:02:39
sorry Derek i agree with wardy man can be bloody lazy us women are slaves , not all are the same but most , i love my oh dearly but the older he is getting the more dam lazy he is getting  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derek on September 20, 2005, 19:22:45
I agree with Foxy Derek.... I too love to cook and can manage to produce a pretty good meal or two.

The problem is my Governor won't let me in the kitchen.

all say AAAHHH!

She (who must be obeyed) says I use all her stock up on one meal...not true of course  ;)

I am allowed to wash the pots..I am the dishwasher folks, I don't break down and am economical on the electricity although I do accasionally come out with strange gurgling noises.

I am not allowed to clean either (Yep, I'm the guy who married an angel)....maybe it was something to do with the time I was allowed loose with the vacuum and ended up washing paintwork, windows ad infinitum.

I was then accused of insinuating that my dearly beloved's cleaning wasn't up to scratch...that was it... banned!

Only trying to help...you can't win fellas

Derek
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 20, 2005, 19:37:40
You poor lamb, Derek, it's a hard life!! But, I have to say, I'm with the boys on this one. My OH is pretty good, OK, really good. We don't really divide jobs, if something needs doing one of us does it! So he could be ironing, while I'm cutting the grass!!! Still no sign of meal yet though ::) ::) ::)....the worm could be turning!!!! I've not been allowed near electricity for a while though..... :-\!! Lottie  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 20, 2005, 20:14:32
do you wont to swap then lottie , you can send my oh back when you have him trained  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Derekthefox on September 20, 2005, 21:16:41
This looks like an interesting version of the traditional sex war . . .

So I am gonna pull up a chair and a beer and watch it happen  ;D ;D ;D

Derekthefox :D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: wardy on September 20, 2005, 23:20:41
My old man must be a dinosaur.  He left home at about 7.30 am and screeched to a halt outside the gates at 5.30.  I says can you help me lift this massive great heavy planter which I;ve just filled with home grown spring bedding etc.  He says nah going to footy.  Returned home at 11.30 ish to bowl of fantastic home made chicken and celeriac etc broth, went to bed.  Don;t think he spoke two words  :(  Is it me? ......
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: lorna on September 21, 2005, 09:26:18
Wardy. A'HEM can't answer that!!!! He must be the strong silent type, should have  let you see how strong by carrying in the great heavy planter. LOL  Best wishes Lorna.
PS Shall I send young Lorna up to you? She is only 5ft 1in but as stong as a horse.
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 21, 2005, 09:43:48
Oh Wardy!! Think subtle yet noticeable strike action could be called for...But must carry out with permanent smile, gliding calmly as you go about it!! No more broth, cold sausage from yesterday!!! Leave planter where it is in his way...accidently, of course......Praise for good behaviour, slap his legs for bad...! Dibs, happy to retrain, but I'm a hard task master.....Do have trench that needs digging.....He could be returned whimpering , but very grateful to be home.. ;D ;D ;D Lottie ;)
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 21, 2005, 14:07:47
Great result lottie a very impressive shield it is to.  You must be very proud and a bit of big headidness is allowable methinks.

I'm slightly confused though as to why a young thing like you brought that old lady home  {WEG}  ;) :D ;D lmao!!!!!!!!!

<<<<<runs and hides behind the nearest alien..........
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 21, 2005, 14:54:26
You were so close, Icy.......my lettuces now have heat seeking technology...so no escape now... and Bob is trained in martial arts......and...you obviously don't know about my new toy, typical man, will never ask....sigh  ;D ;D ;D Lottie
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Glyn on September 21, 2005, 18:54:37
Methinks a banquet is in order..to our Queen Lottie.

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Good stuff old girl?
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 21, 2005, 19:15:06
LOL!!!! I so needed that Glyn! Thank you. My own stupid fault, I know, but the money from my honesty stall has all been nicked. :'( :'( :'(, talking few pounds for runner beans, few pots etc that paid for kids school dinners, oh well, suppose I'll have to have a dishonest stall, and mug peeps as they walk past..........  :-\  But still have shiney trophy, and now Glyn planning banquet.... ;D  ;) Lottie
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 21, 2005, 22:39:28
New toy?  You got a new toy and never mentioned it?  :-[ :'(

What is it, do tell,  you know I'm a bog kid at heart so you can't go saying things like that and then not let on.......
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: wardy on September 22, 2005, 09:25:18
Never mentioned it!  Typical bloke - ignore all hints and down right blatant clues  ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 09:27:42
What do you think, Wardy? Few more hints? Just to be really annoying????  Jaggy said it was all "in the wrist action", he has been suitably chastised in the greenhouse... ;) ;D Lottie
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 22, 2005, 12:16:42
i have wrapped oh up in brown paper all 6 foot 2 of him took some wrapping and paper  all tied tight with string , did not write on parcel handle with care  :o :o :o :o sent him to India first so he should be arriving to you in about a month , don't send him back till he is well trained , if he comes back better man perhaps wardy could send her oh next  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 12:57:50
OK, Dibs, will get cage ready......and perhaps hose if been in bag that long!!! ;D ;D ;D Lottie
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 22, 2005, 14:47:11
make sure it really small cage and squeeze him  ::) ::) ::) ::)  in hose might be good ideal , just you wait till he takes his boots of  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 22, 2005, 16:48:41
OK, peg on nose, with mask, rubber gloves, surgical gown  :o and fire hose do the trick? ;D Lottie
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 22, 2005, 22:13:27
you should ahve him shaking in his boots  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Derek on September 23, 2005, 07:49:28
I have had to smile at all you ladies and your perceptions of us mere males.

Keep it up lads ....we've got 'em totally fooled  ;D

Derek
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 23, 2005, 15:14:55
Don't be so sure Derek, us woman know what you man are all about , :o :o :o :o  its us women that have you man fooled  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 23, 2005, 16:40:38
Bless him....She says, shaking her head fondly....You have to give him credit for blind optimism though, Dibs...!!  ;)  Lottie  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derek on September 23, 2005, 18:20:41
I learnt the basics of married life very early on...simple.

If the woman of the house is happy then the house is happy.... if she's not... DUCK!

I have years of experience at nodding and saying yes in all the right places...and I've survived!  Do we get a badge for that sort of thing?

I admit I have sailed close to the wind on occasions and as I am getting older I now have the added advantage of being able to pretend to have fallen asleep.  ;)

Derek
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Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 23, 2005, 19:52:08
Even being agreeable can get dangerous with those female types though Derek!   I am forever being asked "Are you listening or just making all rhe right noises"  :-\     One day she''' find out Im rarely listening ;D ;D   So who's controlling who...........?  lol

Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 23, 2005, 19:55:51
So...let me sum up, Derek (I'll get to you in a minute, Icy... ::))....you go out of your way to keep a woman happy, pretend to be asleep which is lovely cos we then get to be in charge of TV controls for once  ::) and we're losing out how?!?!?!  ;) Lottie
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: windygale on September 23, 2005, 21:42:22
Hi All can i say a few words,
All mans problems was caused in the first five years of his life,
Why you might ask- because he was raised by a woman,
byee
windy :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derek on September 24, 2005, 16:24:52
'The Governor' has the TV controls permanently Lottie...she has her own TV...Much bigger than mine of course.

I am allowed to watch it on occasions  ;) if I have been a good boy.

Now the trick is that by lulling the Governor into a false sense of security I can go down to the lottie for hours on end plus all the other little things I get up to ...such as talking to you lovely ladies and gents on A4A  ;)  ;D

After all the years we have been married we do get on pretty well and I wouldn't swop her....sell her maybe...if the price was right.

She would probably pay to get rid of me though

Derek
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 24, 2005, 17:28:26
Awwww, you're quite sweet really.... ::)! Have to say, Don't watch much TV myself now, eversince they stopped Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I'm at a loss....!! But my OH pretty good too now, took years of training, mind you!!! He looks after kids at the lottie, whilst I dig, pull, hurl etc!! But then again, he does get to eat the fruits of my labours....Not that I'll ever get him to eat my homemade tomato soup again, signed a contract promising never to make it again... ??? Or to enter the kitchen unsupervised..... :-\
Lottie  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Derek on September 25, 2005, 08:10:07
Some years ago I was travelling home from a job listening to Radio 4 (well someone has to do it)

The programme was 'Does the team think' where a panel of four well known people answer questions from the audience.'

The question came...

"What does the team think about divorce and have they ever considered it"?

The presenter passed the question to an elderly dowager who had been married for around sixty years..

"Have you ever considered divorce Lady so and so"? he said.

It went quiet for a moment, then a thin wavering voice replied.

"Divorce never....murder many times!"

Now THATS marriage.  ;)  ;D

Thanks for letting me share that little gem with you all

Derek
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 25, 2005, 10:10:50
thats very good Derek , i have a little sign in my garden i picked up from a garden center, its standing in a flower pot and reads husband for sale TV remote included  ;D ;D ;D ;D thought it was brilliant , i don't have alook in with TV changers i am sure they are glued to oh fingers
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 25, 2005, 11:04:14
I'll get them off him after hosing, whilst he in cage, Dibs... ;D, my OH lives in the garage most evenings, supposedly building model planes...but..who knows.. ;) Perhaps he's really a criminal mastermind  :o.....Naaaaaah!! LOL Lottie  ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: dibberxxx on September 25, 2005, 14:50:33
my oh just lives in front the telly every evening ,i hate telly makes you brain dead  ;D ;D ;D they only time he moves is to go fishing  :o :o :o

lottie have to put hidden camera in gargage to see what oh is really up to
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Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 25, 2005, 16:49:19
Well while on signs my favourite is....

 "Around here I have very responsible position......whenever something goes wrong I'm somehow responsible!!"

....still at least I know my place   ::)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 25, 2005, 16:56:37
'bout time......  ::);) ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 25, 2005, 18:08:10
i will second that lottie  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 25, 2005, 21:41:02
Well, Dibs, sometimes, it does take these men a while to realize who really wears the trousers........ ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Glyn on September 26, 2005, 00:30:45
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Well, Dibs, sometimes, it does take these men a while to realize who really wears the trousers........
Cross-dresser's eh?
No wonder we're confused?
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Post by: Derek on September 26, 2005, 06:35:15
Food for thought....

When I was a youth the ladies always wore dresses.

Over the years they have taken to wearing trousers... does this make them transvestites?  ;)

When men take on wearing dresses that is how they are referred!.... unless you happen to be North of the Border of course

Derek
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Post by: Carol on September 26, 2005, 14:08:17
Scotsman in dresses????? :o :o :o :o Heck, that will be worth seeing NOT . 

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Post by: Icyberjunkie on September 26, 2005, 18:45:14
...and whats wrong with tyeh kilt eh??    Was around before trousies - far more convenient  ;)
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 26, 2005, 18:46:09
like to see a man in a kilt , i have allways wonder do they wear anything underneath a kilt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 26, 2005, 18:55:10
Glyn, where did you get my pic from.... :o :o :o... and Mel Gibson in a kilt....mmmmmmmm! Who cares, Dibs.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: Glyn on September 26, 2005, 19:06:34
"FLOOTIN AH ROOTIN AH TOOTIN"
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 27, 2005, 09:19:58
And that's my axe!!!  >:( ;) 
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Post by: GREENWIZARD on September 27, 2005, 10:06:04
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like to see a man in a kilt , i have allways wonder do they wear anything underneath a kilt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 27, 2005, 10:30:05
Splutter..*"&^$)"!!! Just fell off me computer stool!!! But....
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Big grin!!
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Post by: jaggythistle on September 27, 2005, 11:14:47


   Me being a tradionalist.....you only find out whats up my kilt by feel
  alone.........ladies only of course !!....rules you out lottie...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: GREENWIZARD on September 27, 2005, 11:41:35
hope it's not too jaggy (http://bestsmileys.com/wink/2.gif)
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 27, 2005, 15:12:00
thanks  GW got my answer and glad it was the one i hoped for , want look so silly any more when i see a man in a kilt, me  knelt down trying to get a peep  ;D ;D ;D

well jaggy you must have missed something cause as far as i know lottie is all women  :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Magic is.....
Post by: undercarriage plan on September 27, 2005, 17:45:03
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Shame I'm bald though....... ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on September 28, 2005, 10:41:40
Not a problem lottie i have nice blue rinse wig here i can send you , all styled and set would suit you a treat  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on September 28, 2005, 15:04:28
Oh gawd!!  :'( :'( :'( ;) ;D
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