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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on November 25, 2003, 01:48:09
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Country Folklore Part 3
Every farmer wise do know
That if he wants his corn to grow
Then it must always planted be
By a virgin pure and fair, and she
must be naked as she was born
That`s the way to grow the corn
But if of virgins there are none
There`ll be no corn to feast upon
So if wise farmer wants his corn
He`ll keep wife pure as she was born
And let her have her own pure bed
While he manages with sheep instead
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So you chose Tim's wallpaper after all!!! and decided to paste this board with yours!!
Very shrewd .....now can we have the bawdy version! ;) ;D
( don't be long ..got to be up to milk the cows at 5.30! ;) )
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So thats why I can't grow corn! :P Fails every year!! ::)
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Country Folklore Part 3 - Dispelling the Myth...
(a true tale)
The wife grew sad,
The ram grew MAD
At what he was a-doin',
And far in those distant Gallic hills
Trouble was a-brewin'...
The corn crop failed!
The farmer wailed
"Whatever has gone wrong?"
Then from the distant va-a-ll-ey
Came to him this song...
"Ohhhhhhhhh...."
"Charlie was me Darlin',
me Darlin', me Darlin',
Charlie was me Darlin'
While you were s****ing sheep!
He came into the lambing sheds
~ and came! ~ and came!! ~ and came!!!..
And so did I!! Oh husband, dear,
Now isn't that a shame...."
"That...."
"Your corn crop's failed,
And so have you
(You haven't got a clue!)
And I'm off to start a brand-new life
With Charlie,
Leaving you......."
PS Your dinner's in the dog
PPS Never, EVER bend over...that ram's
ANGRY !!!!!!!!
:o ;D Lish
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Lishka! :o Have you been having private lessons from Hugh? ::)