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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on November 23, 2003, 01:49:08

Title: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Hugh_Jones on November 23, 2003, 01:49:08

It has not escaped my notice that some of the postings on this board have shown a serious decline from the high standards of respectability normally pertaining, particularly on the subject of burning ladies` underwear, causing at least one Senior Member to indicate unease.

Mindful of my own exalted position and responsibility, and by way of example to all, I have decided that henceforth my own postings shall be pure as the driven snow, and I would request that the lady contributors to this board try to curb their inclination to descend into bawdy repartee.

For those of you who still wish to broaden their literary experiences I shall still, of course, continue with private tutorials behind the bicycle sheds for the benefit of all those prepared to enrol.

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: MagpieDi on November 23, 2003, 02:11:30

My dear Hugh .......have you forgotten that old adage.." a leopard cannot change its spots " !! ;)  ;D

P.S personally ...I prefer in the bicycle shed!! ;)  :o

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Hyacinth on November 25, 2003, 20:35:19

Oh Hugh!

Will the Tutorials entail the use of chains

:o :o

and

padlocks ??? ::) ;D

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Mrs Ava on November 25, 2003, 20:39:59

So Hugh......what is the initiation process?  I haven't been behind the bike shed for years!   ;D

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 25, 2003, 22:01:39

Should I be bringing my bicycle clips and 2 in one oil?

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Ragged Robin on November 25, 2003, 23:30:50

........and where would you like the bicycle pump?......

.. will I need a puncture repair kit?

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Hugh_Jones on November 27, 2003, 02:50:56

Look to your private messages, Ladies

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 27, 2003, 11:37:47

Thank you Hugh!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: MagpieDi on November 27, 2003, 22:52:11

Please Sir..........where's mine  ???    :'(    :'(    :'(    

Title: Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
Post by: teresa on November 27, 2003, 23:12:25

Hugh how many of the tablets have you taken your only ment to take one at a time.

Mind blowing

Teresa