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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Clivia on November 29, 2003, 19:36:53

Title: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: Clivia on November 29, 2003, 19:36:53

How the angel got on top of the Christmas tree......

There had been no snow during the entire month of December. The elves in the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and now there was the possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
Daily life at the North Pole was not pleasant, and Santa Claus was in a pretty foul mood. Mrs. Claus was suffering from arthritis and was very mad over the fact that her red velvet cake had fallen in the oven.
Santa had tried to round up some extra helpers, but with no snow, they weren't able to make it by sleigh to the workshop.
Rudolph had a bad cold, and his nose wouldn't light up.
Comet and Prancer were fighting over Vixen, who had just come into heat.
Blitzen's right foreleg was still in a cast, and the vet said that they would have to wait until 24 December to decide if Blitzen would be able to pull the sleigh.
The electricity went off, and all the power tools came to a stop.
There was nothing going right in Santa's workshops. The helpers were about three weeks behind in their work, and it didn't look that all the toys would be ready by Christmas Eve.
Santa's foul mood was exacerbated by a bad case of hemorrhoids, and he wasn't too happy about the possibility of having to ride so far on Christmas Eve.
Seeing the terrible state of affairs at the North Pole chez Santa, the angels took up an offering to buy a gift for the unhappy workers and the Clauses - something that would brighten their Christmas.
They chose a Christmas tree, and they sent it down by an angel.
The angel burst into the workshop room and asked,
"HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THIS TREE?"

Title: Re: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: Mrs Ava on November 30, 2003, 00:41:00

aha!  There you go.  I knew there had to be a perfectly reasonable answer!   ;D

Title: Re: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: teresa on November 30, 2003, 02:47:12

Yep makes perfect sence to me as well  ;D
Teresa

Title: Re: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: Ragged Robin on November 30, 2003, 22:34:06

......... and we all know why Father Christmas hasn't got any chidren, don't we?
....... because he only comes once a year and thats down the chimney  :o!!!!

Title: Re: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 01, 2003, 00:18:37

You see, between you all you know everything!  Fonts of knowledge!   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Why we have an angel on top of the tree.
Post by: Beer_Belly on December 01, 2003, 12:42:26

Would that be True Type Fonts ?
;)