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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Margaret on November 30, 2003, 22:51:18

Title: PANDA TALE
Post by: Margaret on November 30, 2003, 22:51:18

A panda walks into a cafe and orders a green salad.He eats it,then pulls out a gun and fires it twice into the air.As he leaves the cafe,the owner shouts after him "What made you do that,Panda".

The Panda replies "Look me up in a dictionary." So the cafe owner gets out a dictionary,and reads :

Panda,black and white furry mammal.Eats shoots and leaves.

::) ;D  :D :) :) 8) :o

Title: Re: PANDA TALE
Post by: Doris_Pinks on November 30, 2003, 23:30:49

Hahahahahahaha

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Post by: budgiebreeder on November 30, 2003, 23:31:52

Nice one Maggie .I like it!!

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Post by: eileen on December 01, 2003, 00:33:42

That's what I like about these boards - you're all as daft as me!

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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 01, 2003, 00:37:16

How d'ya mean Daft.Us lot Daft,never.

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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 02, 2003, 00:27:22

.......... I always thought thats why he had trouble getting Mrs Panda pregnant  ::)

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Post by: teresa on December 02, 2003, 10:54:30

Great one Maggie ;D
where do you all get the moving pic from ? their great ;)
Teresa

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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 02, 2003, 18:20:20

Try Google Images Teresa great aren't they?

Title: Re: PANDA TALE
Post by: teresa on December 02, 2003, 19:22:14

Hey Maggie + BB I did it at last heehee
the deer xmas version hee hee next photo's?