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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on December 05, 2003, 18:45:07

Title: The Chinese Question
Post by: Hugh_Jones on December 05, 2003, 18:45:07

Mr. Wong and Miss Chang were married with all the ceremony of a chinese wedding.

On the wedding night, Mr. Wong, being a very considerate husband, and knowing his bride to be inexperienced, said to her

" I tly to be considelate husband. I not wish to hurt you. I do whatever you want. What you rike me to do?"

She said " I want 69"

He said ....

"You want................Beef and Bloccori?"

Title: Re: The Chinese Question
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 05, 2003, 19:22:01

Another good'un Hugh.

Title: Re: The Chinese Question
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 05, 2003, 23:02:24

..... lovely one Hugh....
Thanks for the private tutorials :-* ;)

Title: Re: The Chinese Question
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 06, 2003, 00:26:59

How could something so obvious and simple make me laugh hard enough to wake the children!  Fantastic!!   ;D

Title: Re: The Chinese Question
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 06, 2003, 00:32:07

....Oh heck EJ, thats the horror of all horrors - waking the kids, get out the night nurse and dose them up straight away.....