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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on December 11, 2003, 15:07:17

Title: A Christmas Carol
Post by: Hugh_Jones on December 11, 2003, 15:07:17

`Tis the season to be jolly,
Tra-la-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la-la.
Gordon Brown needs lots more lolly,
Tra-lal-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la
Needs more lending,
For his spending,
Tra-la-la-lalala-la-la-la.
Tried to fudge it,
In his budget,
Tra-la-lalaaa-lala-la-la.

`Tis the season to be funny,
Tra-lal-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la,
Going to give the kids some money,
Tra-la-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la.
Going to give them all a handout,
To invest `till they`re eighteen.
Tra-la-la-la-lala-la-la-la-la.
But by then it won`t be worth owt,
`Less they add more in between.

`Tis the season to be dashing
Tra-lal-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la,
Gordon Brown will soon be bashing,
Tra-lal-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la.
Your back pocket,
Don`t you mock it,
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
He can spend it
As fast as you send it.
Tra-la-la-la-la-laaaa-lala-la-la.

(Anon)

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: MagpieDi on December 11, 2003, 17:37:49

Oh......Hugh! ..........just what we needed!!   ???    ::)

What a wonderful warped sense of humour you have!!   ;D  ;)  ;D

( Just as well I'm miles away from a cliff top!! )   ;D

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: eileen on December 11, 2003, 17:48:04

Thanks, that really cheered me up!!  ;D

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 11, 2003, 21:12:39

Hugh! He's so reliable to brighten up your day .

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: Gardengirl on December 11, 2003, 21:19:39

Hi Hugh,

Just joined this group.  Great to start off with a laugh!

Pat

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: rosebud on December 12, 2003, 00:23:28

Thanks Hugh i look forward to my laugh a day it is better than any tonic.just what i needed today.
  rosebud. xx

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: busy_lizzie on December 12, 2003, 00:52:42

You are a very clever man Hugh!  You always brighten the day!   :D busy_lizzie

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 12, 2003, 01:04:31

  Oh my goodness, is it time to start the official Hugh Jones Fan Club ..... membership requirements include overwhelming awe for the word-miesters (spelling?- not good at foreign linguistics); an appreciation of a bizzare but very funny sense of the absurd, and  I'll be the first to sign up - Hugh you are the sunshine in our foggy lives  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
 (does this mean I still get the private tutorials ;))

Title: Re: A Christmas Carol
Post by: Hugh_Jones on December 13, 2003, 01:14:09

Have you any complaints with them so far Robin?

Plenty more still to come!