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Title: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 26, 2005, 22:04:58

I had a Derek moment today!! ( After his "What a wonderful day"post), took kids, flask of rhubarb spritze, mp3 and wandered down to park, near river. In heaven, listening to "I'll fly away" by Allisson Krauss, and just watching kids having fun. Pure contendedness! Realized had overdone rhubarb when fell off roundabout!! What a wonderful hour though.  Lottie   ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 26, 2005, 22:06:54

Ah well, music obsession is not clinically treatable . . .

I am living proof!

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 26, 2005, 22:09:21

Thank God! I'd be lost without it!  Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 26, 2005, 22:18:11

you sure it was just rhubarb in that flask,and why dont i get a lottie and derek moment my live is allways just chaos

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 27, 2005, 08:31:42

Be careful what you wish for Dibber, my condition is a one way ticket . . .

Perhaps you just need to hear some of my music . . .

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 13:10:59

i think i need more music therapy play that music for me derek

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 27, 2005, 13:14:04

pm me your addy and you can have it!

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 13:25:35

Dibber, give yourself permission to take hour out just for you.  You have to have time for self! I've got very good at it! Rhubarb wine does help though, and Derek's music is very relaxing, but can also have effect of making you fall off ladder if not properly supervised........ Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 13:26:28

thats real kind of you Derek u really going to send me some of your music my Addy is on the way to you , will i be even more mad when i have listened to it or will i just be mellow having a Derek and lottie moment ,


PS i forgot to tell you how wonderful the engraving of lotties name was on the cup where did u get it engraved to

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 13:36:54

i think i should have some of Derek,s music and some of your rhubarb wine and a few lessions from you lottie on climbing ladders and i think i might achieve that blue grass momnet

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 13:53:52

You could just play Blue Grass.........??  ;) Though rhubarb wine, spinning on roundabout does help!! Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 13:57:46

think i might throw up ,not quite a blue grass moment

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 17:28:09

Depends what you been eating........!! Sorry, that really was horrid, but just begged to be said.....Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 27, 2005, 17:36:27

Dibber, I wouldn't like to say how you will be affected by my music, but I feel fairly confident that you WILL be affected . . .

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 20:03:44

Oh, it's lovely!! Shame you in Coventry, love to hear gig, me and Dibber with lighters outstretched, hankies in hand, swaying to and fro, falling over, JCB in car park.......!  Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 20:25:49

after hearing your music Derek would love to come to one of your gigs with lottie , might not quite be swaying hands and hankies more like chucking panties at Derek , see you where right Derek your music has had a effect on me  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 27, 2005, 20:30:56

Woohoo, never had anyone chuck panties at me before, heavy glass ashtrays yes, used hankies (ugh) yes, but well, wow, does this mean I have a fan club! ! ! :D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 20:32:56

it certainly look that way Derek HUGE fans wonderful music u should be pro

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 20:53:42

I'm sorry, they'll be no throwing of knickers until that origami JCB has been finished......! Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 27, 2005, 21:03:58

i am on it right now you will see

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 27, 2005, 21:12:48

Well you two ladies have both been declared founder members of my fan club, and so you get free autographed photos . . .

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Derekthefox/f5ccea5a.jpg)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 27, 2005, 21:16:16

I know I put my knickers somewhere.......!!!!!!!!!!! Lottie  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 09:40:31

thanks Derek that nice will treasure it  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)



lottie you sure you did not put your knickers in the boiler mans pocket  ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 10:28:32

thanks for the digger  pic derek are you and lottie ganging up on me !!!!!  :'( :'( or was that picture for me to use lol . well mine is going to be just as good as that u will see at 7pm tonight

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 28, 2005, 10:32:16

Ok Dibber, the digger was a safety net, didnt want to see you expelled from the club, see? I am looking forward to seeing both pics here then, and lottie can judge!

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 28, 2005, 10:38:10

Just noticed, after stopping from another bout of tearful laughing, that we have started posting cross topic! The digger was in another post! ha haha Peeps will wonder what is going on!  :D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: aquilegia on July 28, 2005, 10:59:01

Derek - Do you write your own stuff too? The only blue grass I have (but absolutely love) is a cd by Jerry Garcia (of the Grateful Dead) and David Griswald (I think that's his name anyway!) it's so mellow I love it!

Do you perform by yourself or are you a band?

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 11:40:51

ok derek sounds good to me , but you have to had made the digger yourself no cheating , thanks for caring and not wanting me to get expelled from gang , do u think who ever wins gets lottie JCB

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 28, 2005, 12:08:21

Judging will commence at approximately 7 pm, there will be no spitting, biting chewing, lettuce throwing or finger waggling but bribery is acceptable............ ;D Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 28, 2005, 16:49:05

Ok Aqui, although this is a bluegrass post, I dont play bluegrass !!! The guitar I play is classical , spanish and south american/latin. The music is not written by myself, I am not that clever, just a simple amateur player willing to share my music. I am a solo player, cos I have never found anyone mad enough to partner up with, although I have supported amateur singers who needed a guitarist. I used to play the folk clubs and local pubs, when peeps used to be willing to listen . . .
If you want more info, then the best way is to contact undercarriage plan (lottie), who is the founder of my fan club, and no 1 fan, or Dibber, who is co-founder, and no 2 fan.  :D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 17:19:52

Let the judging commence, here is my origami/model JCB Digger, no contest Derek

Start judging Lottie  :-*

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/dibber/DSCN0689.jpg)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 17:21:36

C'mon Derek!!! where is your JCB?!?!?!

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 28, 2005, 18:08:55

You are so in the gang!!!! I'm on floor laughing now!!!! That's brilliant Dibber, though I do have a bit more hair, and the JCB is shinier......!! Excellent! Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 28, 2005, 18:12:43

Aqui, Derek's fan club, mmmmm...Your in!!! Though subs are £3,000 per week check or postal order fine, made out to Dibberxxx and underacrriage plan (?)!! And an origami guitar is also needed......Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 28, 2005, 18:23:56

Ok nowhere near as good as dibbers

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Derekthefox/digger.jpg)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 28, 2005, 19:15:21

Glad u like it lottie and Derek and nice to know it made u laugh yours is also good Derek , so glad i am in the gang and don't have to have any more dares . :P :P :P


Was like blue peter in the kitchen this afternoon sticky back plastic egg cartoons , cereal boxes, Plasticine,  and  finshed result a lovely JCB was worth it now i am in Derek and lotties gang  ;D ;D ;D


will be auditioning for blue peter next week

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 29, 2005, 12:31:22

blue peter has been on the phone move over valerie singleton ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 29, 2005, 20:31:44

When was the last time you watched Blue Peter, Dibber?????? Valerie Singleton??? You're in a class of your own, way beyond Blue Peter, Tate Modern, at least, I should think!!!  Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 30, 2005, 13:51:39

on my way to London with digger in hand getting some very strange looks :o :o :o :o me thinks tate going to be very impressed, oppss just dropped derek out of digger bucket , :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 30, 2005, 13:59:37

I know I'm so going to regret asking this, but the compulsion is overwhelming........here goes....what's "oppss"? ??? Be gentle with me....!!!  ;D Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 30, 2005, 14:16:10

You are ok lottie you still in one peace still stuck to the digger , did make few changes to you added a litle more hair

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 30, 2005, 16:52:30

OH thank you!! Well, kids lost all money at arcade, kept telling me how to drive and did I know how to put on swooshes (?) if rained, did I know how to park, and what the amber light was for (I'm not this thick honestly!!)> Then Maggie kindly informed me that I hadn't been allowed to her class assembley cos the teachers thought I might do somethihng strange!!!!! They all in kitchen making sprouts, I ask you......!!!!!!  ::) Gruel for tea again..... Lottie ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 30, 2005, 18:44:26

i wonder what gave the teachers that impression ??? ??? ???, how sad lottie your maddness making you miss out on kids school life , if i was a teacher i would certainly invite you i bet the kids love you

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 30, 2005, 20:39:00

Actually, Dibber, my fault, apparently no parent s allowed to this one..For kids only, but before I realized got on very high horse!!!! Long way down!!! That was why Maggoe thought I couldn't come, cos I'd do something strange  !! Even more worrying....!!!! Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 31, 2005, 14:13:51

lottie i cant see that u must be the life and soul of a party even school assembly

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: jaggythistle on July 31, 2005, 15:12:35

   I remember val on blue peter omg that means am old  :o :o :o :o :o :o n geeeeeeet
   doooooooown shep john noakes and peter purvis too.

            never did get to work with sticky back plastic though :'(
     I used to watch magpie for the beutiful blonde that was on it.

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: jaggythistle on July 31, 2005, 15:15:25

           Senior moment put that last post in and forgot to ask what I came in
           to ask in the first place lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D which was
           Derek did we all get the same piece of music ??
           If so I always thought blue grass was a lot more twangy !!!

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 31, 2005, 15:33:10

You will need to scroll back Jaggy, I don't play bluegrass, but classical, spanish and latin! You wanted what the ladies are getting, so I gave you the same ! ! !  ;D ;D ;D I am sorry if it hasn't made you go all weak at the knees, but if the ladies are happy then I will keep delivering !  :D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 31, 2005, 15:42:29

i am certainly happy Derek feel a knicker throwing moment coming on

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 31, 2005, 15:44:35

jaggy those blue peter days where the best  ;D ;D ;D, watch with the kids when they where younger but never as good as when we where young , :-[ :-[ i had sticky back plastic day firday was great ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: jaggythistle on July 31, 2005, 15:53:02

 I went with the thread topic lol.... standing with my back to the wall here
 Derek just what are the ladies getting  :o :o :o :o my Y's will not be thrown !!

  Dibber did ya manage a blue peter badge for it.. :P

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 31, 2005, 16:03:49

Well I am more than happy with the projectiles Dibber, but I suspect that other peeps may start to feel left out . . .  ;) :D

But if you must, well who am I to argue ! ! !

Jaggy, there are some things a gentleman just wont divulge . . .  ;)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 31, 2005, 16:22:45

Wheeeeeeeeeee!! Up they go!!! Catch!! If you want Blue Grass, Jaggy, can let you have some, let me know and I'll attempt sending it via e-mail, need plenty of warning though, have to have helmet on for that. Used to fancy John Noakes  ;) :-*.......  Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on July 31, 2005, 16:35:53

jaggy i think i should get a blue peter bag a gold one ,  ;D ;D ;D

derek no more music please or i will have no knickers left  ;) ;) ;)

lottie how could you fancy john noakes thats sad

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 31, 2005, 17:10:58

Very sheltered life on pig farm.........  :o Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: Derekthefox on July 31, 2005, 17:21:51

Hmmm reckon I have enough stuff to open a lingerie shop now . . .

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on July 31, 2005, 19:47:05

Want profit sharing!! Actually, Dibber, believe it or not, I do run the school gardening club!!! It's a scream, we had trip out to my lottie, Teachers thought I had something planned, hee hee, did!! Sprinkler.......!! They had a blast, teachers chilled too eventually, set out rows of deck chairs..............   near sprinkler........Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 01, 2005, 13:30:27

Yes Derek if you are going to sale my smalls me and lottie wants half please , :o :o :o


Lottie see i said i bet the kids love you , bet the teachers don't after getting them wet

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 01, 2005, 15:49:40

Don't know if love the right word.......morbid curiousity more like!! Anyway, can't find where these belong now, very confused....But as promised, the remaining kids' sprouts!!!!
Lottie  ;D
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/undercarriage/kidssprouts.jpg)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 01, 2005, 15:55:04

ROFL  ;D ;D ;D ;D i love the multi coloured one bit more appetising then green. you tell the kids weldone from me and there mummy should take them to Alton tower's for being such good kids ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 01, 2005, 19:05:35

I will do no such thing!!!!!! I will tell them well done, and give them pat on head!!! Need second mortgage to take them all there!!!! May give them a spoon to eat gruel with as a treat.... ;) Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 02, 2005, 20:38:32

ok lottie a spoon is a treat i guess

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 02, 2005, 21:07:42

trough need cleaning..... Lottie ;)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 02, 2005, 21:17:32

hope your not saying your kids are pigs ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 02, 2005, 22:17:25

No....trough needs cleaning...... ;)  Lottie  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 03, 2005, 16:14:11

are you going to shine it like your JCB  :o :o :o

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 03, 2005, 18:32:41

Well, I don't think anything can come up to that standard.......Lottie  ;D

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 03, 2005, 18:48:45

i bet Rudolph's nose can

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 03, 2005, 19:27:46

Well, I think he as an advantage in that he was born with a very shiney nose, it came naturally to him, whereas my trough.........  ;)  Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 03, 2005, 20:54:10

no he was born with a black nose , the pixies shone it for him

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 04, 2005, 16:53:13

Well, I didn't know that! Thought he born with red one, just shows, learn something every day........ ;D Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 05, 2005, 15:42:31

you have not been reading the kids enough fairy tales lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 05, 2005, 17:20:07

They too scary!!!! :o :o :o.. and the Fairy Tales.... ;D Lottie

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: dibberxxx on August 05, 2005, 17:47:51

boilern just let them poke sticks at the bolier man and electrics man , its properly more fun  :) :)

Title: Re: I discovered Blue Grass!!
Post by: undercarriage plan on August 05, 2005, 21:19:35

You know, I could really learn alot about parenting from you, Dibber, you have opened my eyes to the endless possibilities I've been missing! :o Thank you.... :-\ Lottie