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Title: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 12:18:22: Thankyou,Dan;very generous,but if the drinks are free for that long I am going to need a lot of assistance.Any takers? or are you all going to come behind the bar and just help yourselves? Hmmmm.......
That could be something of a squash so not to be recommended. ::)

Of course,there will be no pay involved.Just doing it for the love of it of course. ;D

See you all tonight.Off to bottle up!!
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 13:05:38: Decorum..... surely that should be decorations.
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Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 19, 2003, 13:17:33: Anyone got time today to help me decorate this place? We need a tree too ;D
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 13:26:09: I'mon my way Dottie .Give me half an hour .I'll be there.
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Post by: Hyacinth on December 19, 2003, 15:32:40: 'squash' Margaret? don't think there's gonna be much call for that - stick to the hard stuff?? (ooohhh :o :o :o)

Shame legless can't be here to help you - she's been limbering up for ages ;D - Lish
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 17:44:41: We made a real good job of the decorations don't you think. I hope that i can save a few of those mistletoe berries for my Apple Tree.I see we got a tree after all Dottie where did it come from?
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 18:05:07: Do you know,Lish,I just knew someone was going to mention "squash". Surely at least one of us has got to remain sober.

No I am not volunteering either.I need to know if this bar is for the pre panto drinks for the performers.And is the party afterwards? gosh it is going to be a long night.What time does the bar open,by the way?

As a special treat,I am at this very moment brewing a home made concoction that you will all love.It is called "Special lottie punch" and is made from the leftover veg that you all couldn't give away this year.Plus a secret ingredient,and the first person to guess it will get an extra special prize,presented on stage at the end of the performance.
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Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 19, 2003, 19:55:31: BB, well, it has come from the bit of me lottie I am clearing..I think the brussel sprouts as ornaments are a nice touch don't you? And the cabbage whites make a beautiful show, though the super glue to stick em on does not seem to be working that well :( As to the mixed vegetable model of Monty Don on the top.....it appears to be wearing a very pained expression :-/
Looking forward to the punch Margaret, I have an extra squash you can throw in if it is not too late! Thinking on what the mystery ingredient is, will let you know what I think after the tasting..gotta go, moustache to bleach, legs to wax, Tiara to polish..CU all later Dottie
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 22:39:17: Nobody here yet I might as well have a little drinkypoo while I'm waiting then.Got my little strappy number on and my gold lamee wellie when are the Firemen arriving I want to know ,not that i'm desperate or anything.I'll make the punch up while i'm waiting .White wine Brandy Sloe Gin ,Ribena ,Lemonade whats this oh Brandy might as well put a bottle of this in as well.
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 22:42:51: I'M HERE Budgie

Pretty quiet affair so far,

What are you drinking?
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 22:51:21: You're supposed to say how stunning I look not whats to drink!!!!!!!Typical male.I've made this Punch good stuff a bit like dynamite.
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 22:55:11: There's always my "veggy" punch.i thought you lot were into vegetables.

Mystic,do I take it you are a vegetarian,as i am? I like your little turkey slogan!!

Who is going to help me behind here then?
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Post by: teresa on December 19, 2003, 22:58:13: BB the punch sounds good lets have a sample
Dottie the sprouts look good with I thought it was snow but the cabbage whites are trying to escape.
the place looks lovely you have worked so hard love the lights.
Party time when is everyone comming.
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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 22:58:18: I'll help, I'm not drinking tonite........... Whencan I put my tinsel bikinion and get ready for action
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 22:59:15: Sorry budgie, of cours you look wonderful, just I fancied a drink before the rest got here. ;)

Veggie punch - not sure. You got any scrumpy margaret? ;D

Do actualy need any help yet? Still a bit quiet around here isnt it? :(
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 22:59:47: Sadly no Margaret, had 5 years hard slog as a veggie, was finally been by a drunken doner kebab (me drunk, not kebab, although that would have been amusing sight ;D) But then, doner kebab isnt really meat...

I mostly eat veg and fishes (cos they havent any feelings - only kidding) cos meat is HEAVY and I love pigs, cows and sheeps too much to really get into eating them...

Tried to get suggestions for Vegan xmas dinner but not joy, do you have any?

Evil fishie killing M xx
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:01:52: Hiya Robin you not drinking what's up Oz's running us all home isn't hee or anyone from Yorkshire Cool Carrot said he'd be going there
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:03:49: Sorry no, not a veggie meself, like me meat and two veg if you know what I mean. Hang on whats this got to do with what IM drinking?. In fact does any of this relate to my last post? Maybe not perhaps iam butting in as usual and noone (as usual) is talking to me.
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:06:52: Aha company at last, I wondered when you'd all show up.

Never mind, so whos going to buy me a drink? I am gasping here. Like i said mines a cider
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:07:41: ooohhh, R_F! Not no-one talking to you, much pontification/reading/taking in/doin something else going on...

What your best meat (giggles in girlish way over psuedo inuendo (really, can't spell)

M ;D
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:08:00: Has anyone seen Dottie P.she out there somewhere with a dozen or so Firemen???????????Trust her I bet shes round the back.
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:09:40: Doris playing with Hugh in his uniform?
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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 23:09:55: .....perhaps she's putting them through their paces first.......
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:10:07: I hope they haven't all forgotten that drinks are only free until 10pm.Yes,plenty of scrumpy.the veggie punch is for people like Robin who wants to keep a clear head.(But she doesn't know what the SECRET ingredient is.) Could blow your head off.

Mystic,you ask Teresa if fish have feelings! not that we are getting into that tonight.No disagreements or fights please,the firemen are due any minute.

Doris,behave yourself.
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:10:52: Quote
ooohhh, R_F! Not no-one talking to you, much pontification/reading/taking in/doin something else going on...

What your best meat (giggles in girlish way over psuedo inuendo (really, can't spell)

M ;D

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Mystic?

I amconfused and hardly a drop has touched my lips.

Whats my best meat? That would be telling. Though i do like a nice rare steak, with no fat or grissle.
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Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 19, 2003, 23:12:43: Opps, sorry you lot, thought I had missed the party and have started another party thread!
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:12:46: That mean you be circumsised then R?

Is that 2 rude....

Isnt this party supposed to be in shed, has escaped....
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 23:13:22: ...so my wisest option is to stick to water then!.....
..........This tinsel is starting to itch already....... anyone got any calamine........
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Post by: teresa on December 19, 2003, 23:13:27: I too love all animals but I enjoy meat sorry to all vedges as long as the animals are well taken care of and dont suffer I am all right.
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:15:25: I wondered who'd guzzled the brandy when i wasn't looking.,Mystic.We only have a few men at the moment,don't go upsetting them.
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:15:43: Hello there revellers! How are we all this evening? All looking very good indeed, and the sprout decorations are simply stunning! ;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:16:53: oh eck

You lot are incorrigible. (try spelling that after a few).

Got a drink now thanks. Mmm needed that.

Will try the punch a bit later. Iam intrigued by the secret ingredient.
I know lets all try to guess what it could be.

I vote for meths.
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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 23:17:04: ...... So Dotty-P you were off playing with yourself...... is that any way to party
and setting deliberate traps for the fireman
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:17:06: Hello same age lady, Doris has brought LOVERLY firemen...
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:17:56: HIYA dOTTIE i've been looking for you.Was worried in case you had all those Firemen and couldn't cope on your own Calomine no sorry not something I usually keep in my evening bag.Being a bit on the small side.The bag that is.
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:17:59: No Richard, its Benellin! :o
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:18:56: Quote
That mean you be circumsised then R?

Is that 2 rude....

Isnt this party supposed to be in shed, has escaped....

Very, even for here.

flipping cheeky mare!

Thats MY business
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Post by: teresa on December 19, 2003, 23:19:32: Did someone mention firemen lets all have another drink to toast our Dottie
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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 23:20:50: ......How do you circumcise a whale?

..... Send down four skin divers.......
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:21:24: oooooo, just look at this one! ::) Muscles in all the right places! hmmmm happy days!

Anyhow, anyone for a glas of red stuff, just opened a bottle (actually already downed one earlier whilst waiting for the kids to settle) so and feeling a licklye pished already! ;D

And isn't 33 the age to be!
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:22:17: Hurrah to that - best experience I ever had was teaching Powerpoint (presentation software) to Firemen, they spent nearly the whole session trying to work out how to remove the clothing from clip art pictures of people...

And how yummy were they?

*thinks back whistfully*
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:22:18: Hiya Emmajane nice little number you're almost wearing
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:23:06: seeing as dottie has started her own party, have we know got two going on at the same time.

Memmo to self:

Keep up and keep refeshing
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Post by: Ragged Robin on December 19, 2003, 23:23:45: Cant remember EJ, I was young free and single then
..... Aaaaaah pass me a fireman and see if I can rekindle some memories...........
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:24:18: Depends if you,ve already been it,E.J. ;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:24:24: To dottie

Hurrah!

Hic!
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:25:19: Emma Jane, you know lying on cats is bad for them ;)

And RRobin, you want to remember what fireman look like, ring 999 (I am SOOOO kidding....)

Mxx

Nearing end of bottle of wine, feel free to tell me 2 go away....
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:25:26: hehehehehehee

And thanks RR, do you think it is a little....well a little? I find the tinsel itches though. :o
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Post by: mysticmog on December 19, 2003, 23:26:38: Depends where the tinsel is EmmaJ
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:27:02: Dan, DAN, I see you are loitering, you coming in to have a drink with us??
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:27:16: Any young attractive females amoungst thest firefighters?

Or is it all for you ladies?
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Post by: teresa on December 19, 2003, 23:27:41: RR good one love it
EJ started already and 33 me I always say 21 and a bit we wont talk to much about the bit.
Has Hugh done a runner, Eric nowhere to be seen and Tim in hiding well good job Richard is around.
have to try the punch again no idea whats in it but its going down well
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:29:01: I thought I noticed a young lady amongst the firemen, and very nice she looks to. I think one is enough though, it is men we need around here! (of course we have Hugh, Ava, Ozzy & Co, but you know.....FIREMEN!)
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:30:26: 'Scuse me none of you fancy that one over there with the little bum (am i allowed to say bum)and shiny shoes.?????????/Might just mossy on over and see what he'd like to drink like make him feel at home.
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:31:13: Excuse me,but as the landlady here I am supposed to keep a bit of order.

WHAT IS THAT FIREMAN DOING WITH HIS HOSE?? ::) ::)

EVEN MORE TO THE POINT

WHAT IS DORIS DOING WITH THAT FIREMAN ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:32:32: I'll take that as a no then. I wonder where all the other menfolk are (apart from dotties firemen of course). I m feeling a little lost on my own among all these sex starved ladies! ;)

Somone fill me up (MY GLASS SILLY) its rather empty.

Go on then lets have some of that punch. Hic
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:32:40: Margaret, as I still have 30 minutes free drinking time, could I have a pint of punch please, and no parsnip chunks this time. ;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:35:07: Phew this is some party, i think i need to lie down for a while. Come to think of it I think that lady firefighter needs to lie down as well.

Excuse me. See ya later.
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:35:17: ooo oooo, I see him, the one with the small bum :o. Oh my, small bum, BIG hose!
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:37:03: Haven't you seen that Firelady Richard??????/Glad that you pointed the time out EJ had forgotten we'd to pay after 10 o clock.Didn't rate that one too highly. Said he had a Pink Budgie did I want to see it .Pink Budgie indeed.
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:38:38: I have heard you can get cream for the green ones BB
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:41:02: mmmmmmmmmmmm nice sausages Richard! :P
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Post by: budgiebreeder on December 19, 2003, 23:41:54: Haven't you tried the Kebabs yet EJ Green budgies with slices of red pepper and Onion they're great.
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:43:02: As i said earlier,the punch was made by whatever you lotties donated from what you had left over at the end of the season.Parsnips,carrots,leeks,onions,radishes,in fact anything edible.trouble is,it looked more like a stew when i'd finished so it was up to the SECRET ingredient to spice things up a bit.Seems to be going down well.Trouble is,if you think that when it's gone you can get onto the normal stuff...TOUGH!!

There's a water butt out the back full of some more.Turn the tap on to fill your own glass,I'm off to play with a fireman.Or just lie underneath the tap.I'm past caring.

I've been tasting the SECRET ingredient all day and now i'm a liccle bit thipsy.
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Post by: Mrs Ava on December 19, 2003, 23:43:23: Thing is BB, steering clear of onion tonite, potential tongue action and all :P, don't want death breath! ;D
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Post by: teresa on December 19, 2003, 23:45:21: How comes there is two parties going on can some one explain did not think the punch was that strong
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:48:26: Quote
Haven't you seen that Firelady Richard??????/Glad that you pointed the time out EJ had forgotten we'd to pay after 10 o clock.Didn't rate that one too highly. Said he had a Pink Budgie did I want to see it .Pink Budgie indeed.

Where do you think i have just been budgie nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean. That firefighter can put my fire out any day.

Got interupted by the other party though. Dragged me in for a drink (hic). or three. Lost count now.

Any punch left mags?
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:50:48: Only a water butt full,Richard.Do help yourself.
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:51:49: Wow, what s in that!!!

absholutely fantashtic

muchst have some more. Hic Hic!
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Post by: ava_banana on December 19, 2003, 23:52:05: Evening all, how is it going...?

sorry about the tights.......they were all my wife would let me borrow...........

.......crotchless are never flattering for a man......... :o

Have I missed much?
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:55:02: Are wie scharing thisch withe the otheress?

If sho they schoulde get thereee ownes.

Left me tooo pisched for any thing. that firefihgter wili be moscht dichsapointed, if ive gost brews droopy
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Post by: Margaret on December 19, 2003, 23:57:03: as I am feeling genrus and a bit pished cos of the SECRET extra bit,the punch will stay free,but all tother drinkies are now dubble so its punch or pay hay hay ;D ;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 19, 2003, 23:57:18: At lascht another man.

Boy have you micssed a party banana.

ave sme punch before I drinks it allup
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 20, 2003, 00:00:26: Quote
as I am feeling genrus and a bit pished cos of the SECRET extra bit,the punch will stay free,but all tother drinkies are now dubble so its punch or pay hay hay ;D ;D

I thinks ill schich to theee punchy mags (hic)

That or warter (double hic)

Off now ththe other parrrty to seeee howee they be getting along (hic).

Save some punchy fore meeee
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Post by: ava_banana on December 20, 2003, 00:02:29: Richard......what were you doing in that cupboard with the firemen......?

.........and thanks....I'll take some of the punch.........
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Post by: Margaret on December 20, 2003, 00:15:10: Oh dearie dear.Just been raided by some nice men in a blue uniform.Dwunk in charge of a water butt.Have to close the bar down.,I'm told.So we shall join you next door at the party.If you want some freebie punch,come and get the water butt,it,s half full now that Richard's finished guzzling.

Twied to get the boys in blue to join the firemen.maybe later........
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Post by: mysticmog on December 20, 2003, 00:15:25: Pls to draw attention 2 suggestion on other Lurrrrrvvvelly party string.....

M the destroyer of threads.....

;D
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 20, 2003, 00:17:37: Im BAAACK

Just been out for some fresh air an to sober up a little, popped in on the othe bar, to see how there getting on,

Seems more folks have turned up over there.

FireMEN in the cupboard Ava? What sort of bloke do you think i am? Ask Delia (the short dark haired one) and shell tell you what side I bat for thank you.
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Post by: Garden Manager on December 20, 2003, 00:21:43: Moi? guzzling all the punch

Gerrof, I' only just got back from the other bar,

Now see what trouble you get in to while I am gone. Dear oh dear.

By the way IS thereany punch left? wouldnt mind another glass before we go next door.
Title: Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
Post by: Margaret on December 20, 2003, 00:30:06: Sorry,Richard,no clean glasses left.Just turn the tap on and lie underneath.You might as well finish it up.