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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on April 08, 2018, 18:14:30

Title: Shaved the dog
Post by: ACE on April 08, 2018, 18:14:30

We gave the fluffy thing a haircut today. I spread all the clippings on the hedge, nearly all gone now. The birds will have nice cosy nests.

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: hippydave on April 08, 2018, 21:48:42

Lots of very comfy chicks round you very soon then.

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: pumkinlover on April 09, 2018, 07:22:59

Any other sources of fluff you are willing to sacrifice for your feathered friends?

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: ACE on April 09, 2018, 08:26:12

No

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: Pescador on April 09, 2018, 18:36:21

Never heard it called "The Dog" before.

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: ACE on April 10, 2018, 12:55:37

Ha ha, the last time a razor was in that vicinity it was for a vasectomy, when the nurses give you a blunt razor and puts you in a booth to do the deed. Asked the other blokes in that day how much do they want us to shave off. Dunno was the reply, so scrape, scrape, scrape till it is all gone and out you come looking like the last turkey in the shop and present yourself to the smirking nurses only to be told it was only supposed to be a bit at the top.

Title: Re: Shaved the dog
Post by: pumkinlover on April 10, 2018, 17:41:36

Quote from: ACE on April 10, 2018, 12:55:37

Ha ha, the last time a razor was in that vicinity it was for a vasectomy, when the nurses give you a blunt razor and puts you in a booth to do the deed.

That's so wrong. I really think the Doctor should do the  vasectomy. And use proper surgical instruments.