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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Doris_Pinks on December 19, 2003, 23:10:48
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(http://www.resumeit.com.au/images/firemen.jpg) Well, the boys are out back putting out the neighbours shed..had a little accident on the way in....involved a lit Christmas Pud I was bringing for dessert, maybe I put on too much brandy, who knows :o
So, are we having a Christmas party or what!! Dottie P.
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Well Ms [glow=pink :-/,2,300]P[/glow] - you bring those loverly firemen and THEN we'll have a party ;D
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Don't you hate it when script crashes the party
Meant Ms P
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It was the brandy I tell you!!! Was I supposed to use a whole bottle on one pud?? They will be in shortly.........Well his name is Simon, but he is quite tall when he wears his high heels. Anyhow they asked if we need any potatoes cooked whilst they are out there....................
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It appears that some of our newer members, after a frenzied bout of `Posting for Stars` elsewhere, have mistaken the venue and are impatiently waiting for the action to liven up on another thread.
In the meantime I`ll break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to tell a joke:-
The frail, elderly widow felt that she was no longer able to look after herself properly. Being fairly well provided for financially, and not wishing to impose on her family she decided to move into a nearby nursing home, which had an excellent reputation for looking after the elderly.
She duly arrived there in the evening, was shown to a beautiful room, and had an excellent night`s sleep, with breakfast in bed. Once she had dressed she was escorted to a beautifully appointed lounge, where a nurse-attendant set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden where she sat enjoying the scenery
However, after a while she started to lean over sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, after a while she started to tilt to the other side. The nurses rushed back and once more lifted her back upright. This went on at intervals throughout the morning.
After lunch, the old lady`s son and daughter arrived to see how the old lady was adjusting to her new home. “Is everything satisfactory?”, they asked. “Are they treating you properly?”
"It's a very nice place," she replied. "and no-one could complain at the quality of the service , or the meals, or the comfort. There`s only one problem………….
They won't let you fart."
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Nice one Hugh - not after stars though, just made me giggle....
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It's me in 10 years time!!! ;D
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Dottie, drink too much of what they`re serving up tonight, and it`ll be you in the morning.
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It's the sprouts you know Hugh ;D
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You mean oZzY`s here already?
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Which thread are we playing on then?
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This one - it`s the one at the top!
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Ragged Robin u have a point - should we not all retire to Shed for ease of up keeping?
Mxx
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I just thought the threadline of lets party was errrrrrrrrr more a party line?! ;D
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As long as we keep this at the top of the board everyone will know it`s here. Move to the shed and they`ll all be looking all over the place.
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OHHHHHHHHHHH I think they got the next door shed put out!! Hmmmmmmmm just going to check they are ok, BTW, 2 of them are women, I couldn't forget the lads could I? (mind you I can't help wondering if they should have dressed in French Maids outfits! The firewomen not the lads!)
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True Hugh ;D but can't we keep to single thread, how about a HERE BE PARTY thread so all know where to go
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True that Hugh, I haven't even checked the shed ce soir.
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No! They`re not in the shed. All`s quiet there.
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Right we'll stay and play here
... I'll update you all;
Dotties waylaid all the fireman
EJ's nt wearing much
The veggie punch fills you with wind
.. or and I'm not drinking.........
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Someone`s been and gone and started yet another party thread. Can`t keep up with all this jumping about. Think I`ll stay here and get sozzled.
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Pint (point!) taken....
As in other comment in sadly attempted control mannerish type thread apologised for...
Make sense
Where them firemen?
(really, was meant well .... :-[
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Come in chaps come in, oh the others are still at the bar I see! Sorry all, but they are a bit grimey, Robin, meet the lads, you remember tham from the last party don't you? Especially Derek I seem to remember! Oh and Richard, thats Delia and Cindy.they joined up a few months ago...........get them a drink someone.firefightings thirsty work! (have to have Delia around at Christmas! ;D)
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Oh good greif. Do we have THREE parties going on here?
Heres a suggestion
lets make the party thread the one with the most posts (ie not this one).
Shows a distinct lack of leadership and organisation if you as me. As I was just saying to the young female firefighter I was having a lie down with...... ;)
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So'k Robin the Ragged, am drinking for both of us..
hic
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Oh Mysticmog, or can I call you Mog? the chaps are waiting to meet you ;D
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Someone`s been and gone and started yet another party thread. Can`t keep up with all this jumping about. Think I`ll stay here and get sozzled.
You just do that Hugh. Then therest of us can enjoy ourselves on the other thread. ;)
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Was that Delia or Cindy Richard!! I just started this thread as I thought the title party would lead more here!
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After three glasses pof that stuff I will nreak the habit of a lifetime for the second time:
John and Dave were in a mental institution. Both had been there for some time undergoing treatment, and both were now considered to be cured. However, before any patients were finally discharged the doctors always insisted on giving them one last test of two simple questions.
John was called into the doctor's office first and told that he'd be discharged if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, "John, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
John said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both of your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor got up, shook his hand and told him he was free.
On John's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, John mentioned the exam to Dave. He told him what questions were going to be asked, and told him the answers. Dave was called in. The doctor went through the formalities and then suspecting collusion between the two, asked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"
Dave, remembering what John said was the correct answer, he said, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off both of your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind." Dave answered.
"Dave, can you explain how you'd be blind?"
Dave, nonplussed, thought carefully for a minute, then replied……..
"My hat would fall over my eyes."
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....... sorry don't recognise any of them tell them to get undressed - might be more helpful if I could have a visual aide de memoire....
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Coming right up! Well she did ask for it! Boys close your eyes :o
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*giggle* - when's your joke book coming out Hugh - you could do a double book - jokes on the allotment, with Latin translations - would hit all manner of markets ;D
Me like, gonna tell me Mom, will make her smile (and we all need smiles)
Mxx
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No Dottie. I think it was little Richard. Or is he dead?
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One for the veggies........
What do you call a blind Bambi...
.......No eye dear..
What do you call a blind Bambi with its legs chopped off?....
.......Still no eye dear.....
What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs,having sex?
Still no f**king eye dear...........
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Tell them they have to pass several strict test Doris - must be loverly, must be loverly, must like physics, philosophy, gardening, gardening, computers, s*x, running and cooking
M xx
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(http://www.chapter11books.com/firemen.jpg)
Remember now Robin!??? Bit chilly for em, think they should put their clothes back on ;D Think I shall have to remove the pic as it is enormous!!
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You`re not paying attention Mysticmog - there are two on already and we`ve only been going 15 minutes.
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Is it me, or do you also think Richard would find "little" Richard offensive.....
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Arrgggjhhhh, bibble, mmmmmm, *faint*
Thanks Doris
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY no wonder i couldn't find you Dottie p
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No more than his last remark addressed to me! We don`t need people quoting at one another at the party
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I appear to have walked into two parties............
.........well, what is happening.....and pleeeaseeee pass some of the wine.......
::)
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Hugh, here am i sitting here thinking of what little Richard song I have inadvertantly mentioned ??? Been a busy day ;D
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don't recognise their faces but
........Oh Hell..... does it really matter..........
.......... hello boys remember me?
.............Come back
Promise I'll be gentle......
...........Pleeease
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BB, enjoy quickly, think they are getting a little chilly ;D Which flavour would you like Ava? Parsnip? Pea pod.has anyone actually made that?? or wait for it........................elderberry!! (sorry I was thinking Monty Python there ;D as in your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
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You said that last time Robin!!
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Underlying tension, fit blokes, inherent naughtiness, now I'm glad I didnt go out to experience this...
I know I'm slow Hugh, was swooooonnning (although the bloke on the right aint pretty his pecks are the equivalent of a perfectly straight carrot!!!!)
;D
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The ship had caught fire in mid Atlantic. All of the crew had managed to scramble into the lifeboats before she sank, but during the dark and windy night which followed one of the lifeboats had become separated from the others, and now drifted, seemingly alone in an empty ocean. Now its occupants were investigating the contents of the lockers to see what provisions they had. One seaman , rummaging through the bow locker suddenly held up an old lamp. “Look what I`ve found” he said. “Now we can have a bit of illumination tonight. I`ll just clean it up a bit”, and he rubbed it with his sleeve. To the amazement of the occupants, there was a flash and a Genie appeared. “You have freed me from my lifetime`s captivity” said the Genie, “and I shall grant you one wish before I disappear for ever.”
Without any thought whatever, the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to his freedom.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the boat`s occupants considered their circumstances. Then finally one of them spoke up. Addressing the man with the lamp, he said:
You idiot. Now we`ll have to pee in the boat!
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Doris, ooooooooooh, yes please, Elderberry will be lovely,
and a small slice of hamster.....thanks........
.......swallows you say........flying..........African or European........?
Say, who brought the music.................?
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Weird I lost a post there...anyhow what i said was, you said that last time Robin, and poor Derek was off a week suffering from exhaustion!
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Opps it appeared! (the post) Here you go Ava, some nice parsnip chips to go with that?
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Hey Ava you'll have to chase those firemen they've got my shed keys....... ;)
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Hehehehehe come back you bastard, I can still bite ya!
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I'll chase them for you..not the 2 girlies tho!
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I've brought some Budgie Burgers across anybody want one?Any Punch left I think that I can fit another in.
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........ not if we don't give you your teeth back Dot.......
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go on then BB, a pint of the pink stuff would be lovely
but no cherry this time ta
;D
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YUM, budgie burgers, my favorite, tho Guinea Pig chilli is rather nice! I am thinking making Rat stew for my party on Sunday, saw the little blighter today poking his head outta me compost heap, nibbling on my plastic daelek bold as...well a rat really!!
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OOoh,,, budgie burgers to go with my parsnip chips..........nice..........any sauce (although I see a lot in here already)..
.....I will have to get those keys I seee...............do you have a spare set?
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Hugh, still stands, joke book with gardening and latin....
Have had a thought that based on the fact most people
A) read bits
B) flit about (too tiring)
C) just read stuff (I know who you are, I see you giggling)
Thought maybe we could do a story...workis on chat sites, might work here...
Someone starts off with the first sentence, each person completes a sentence till the end....
Could it work on here (based on the fact most are well off broadband types....)
Would b facsinating....
Someone starts off
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AHA a Christmas Party game!!
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oo.....Mr Fireman! Please refrain from putting your hose there!
pst....quick....round the back of the bike sheds ;D
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Not got broadband. Refresh button can`t keep up. 3 postings behind every time
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Hmmmmmmmmmm another slow post, wonder if this one will appear ;D
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Sorry, out in the sticks so no broad band here..........
(plus EJ and myself are sharing the same crappy connection..........)
will just have to sit in the corner and watch all the heaving bosoms.......... :o
(politely of course) ::)
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See what I mean?
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Boy all thisch moving around ish making my head scpin.
As you can guesh i have beeeen enjoyinggg the punchy
And Delia, the female firefighter with the short dark hair (least ithiks it was delia).
Just thinking about her makes me feel ******?
Ahem, should go now, starting to sober up. in need of more punch before it goes.
Byee
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..if we going to start with party games I'm going to start drinking........I know a good one with a cucumber...
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OK, I will attempt to start it.......................................................... Once upon a time, in Bethlehem there was a star..............
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Ava, how can you possibly watch a heaving bosom politely? Especially at my age!
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hahahaha Hugh
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Three wise men saw it from afar
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Hugh,
at your age, (statesman-type age), you can get away with it.........
..........at my age I either:
a) get called a pervert; or
b) get propositioned........
b if I am lucky........cos I am a ::) ::) ::)
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Thought as much, delay makes for imposhibleness (drunk in real life...) so how's this for a radical thought
WE GET TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE
As a newbie - whoops! Junior member (*smile*) we properly meet up some time soon - would be proper entertaining.....
What's your considered opinion - honestly for all and all for honesty
Hxx
Whooops
Mxx
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Mog, I think we should all meet in a large bar somewhere, and see if we could pick out the allotmenteers....mind you, the wellies might be a bit of a giveaway! Are we paying for drinks now? It is after 10.........gracious, me kids r still up!!
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yay - sounds like a great itdea mystic....
I am sure we have discussed this before.....
problem is, we are from all over......
oooo that red wine has gone to my head.....
:P
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;DExcellent idea Mysic...........
...I have got my thong and my baby oil ready (sorry, olive oil)..
......... ;D
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And they were called (the 3 wise men) Curly, Larry and Mo.
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just going to make another bowl of Punch someone must like it .Gosh its past free drinking time .Never mind it's only money.Anyone want owt while i'm out.??????
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You surely don`t mean you want to see what we`re REALLY like? Heaven forbid!
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Olive oil tastes better Ava, ask EJ!
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They wondered what the star meant so they thought they`d have a go!
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BB, can you get me chocolate, or marmite and cheese on toast please? (Happens when I have been drinking!)
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OK, olive oil it is..............
.....anyone for another drink..........I am at the bar.........
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Curly looked at Larry and said with a smile,
there's a kid that's been born, and the walks half a mile!
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But ony EXTRA VIRGIN Olive oil Dottie
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Darling, I always do! (extreme eyelid fluttering)
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So they walked to the stable and fought thro` the sheep,
That were standing around it, at least sixteen deep
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Ohh Ava, whats on offer, and are you buying?
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Wont a sandwich do you've just had 3 BudgieBurgers and a plate of Parsnipchips.I suppose you want a Brandy in that Chocolate as well!!!!!!!Mutter Mumble Mutter.
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Being gardeners they thought they should gather manure,
And that's when the Angel came right through the door!
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I really must apologise, but I missed the start of the party...............
..........to set the scene...............could you all please describe what you are wearing.............?
:o :o :o
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Actually BB, you got any rum?? I gave 2 of me budgie burgers to the firepersons bloody spotty dog!
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Surely no!! you all want safety of net....
As new farmer/lottie person/old farmer really would love to meet you with no qualms - so to keep theory going that potential friendships CAN be formed from groups such as us (real face ones, not saying these any better than cyber ones, just me) then if you'd like to meet up, message me on me individual thang and I'll coordinate us...tis what I do ;D
Would be loverly to c u all and would be good for us all...
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Look
Have slogged me way through enchanted forests, gossamer torn to threads, waylaid by evil Goblin folk who forced me to eat fruit (thought I was Christina Rossetti!) and landed up - but which thread? Seems there are about 4 alternative parties going on but not quite connecting ??? Help!
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..........I am still hungry though...........I have to keep my strenght up............
.............all these young ladies................
........in wellies too...................mmmmmmmmmm
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well ava, I am wearing a tinsel edged thong, and bikini, tifanny tiara and thigh high gold stiletto diamontee wellies!
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Well, Ava..........me tiara of course! Then my best red bra n knickers....(never know when you may get knocked down and rushed to hospital...) a country smock to compliment my freckles, and of course a piece of straw. My wellies, green of course, edged with gold tinsel! Oh and me thermal socks, gets chilly round the compost heap later ;D
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Did try and get party started in same room but 2 no availe (or something) - am lost now with high speed peeps, live with slow PC that hates refresh, like brambles more.....
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4 THREADS!!! Blimey I hadn't looked!
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.My tinsel bikini is really starting to chafe so will be off soon...... I'll give all the firemen back before I go.... I'll warn you though I've ruined them for anyone else.........
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Hey ava gerrof, one of thems mine,
So come on folks what exactly are we all wearing? Fraid i didnt have time to change in to party gear
Wearing half a suit at present. Which half i' ll leave to your imaginations!"
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Mog, you gotta get Broadband, mind you, then computer watching becomes compulsive!! It used to irritate me that it was so slow..so I would give up! Now..well, I am compulsive A4All watcher.maybe we should have meetings?
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Richard, I bet you are like those News readers, all on top, nought on the bottom....well that's how I imagine them!
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Here you are AvaB i've just popped home and made these for you.Don't tell the others or theey'l all want some.I made these with Blue budgies they're much nicer than the Green ones. Did you notice my Gold Lamee wellies??????????
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You are all wearing underwear............??? :-[ :-[
....I decided to go "commando" this evening.............
..........these tights are all I have............
......tiara's............tiara's..............what sort of fantasy does that involve........??
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Oh me g*d, thought Raggedy Robin was BLOKE - or if bloke, sorry, being sexuality naxi...
I expected firemen here by now, someone should inform Doris - she was, after all, the one who sent the piccs of the abbs.......and men attached to them of course...
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Robin, you can't leave, I have some cream in my bag! Great for Tinsel chaffing ;D
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great party, but we need some music. Wheres the plug in this shed?
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sorry mysticmog. It`s not that we need the safety net, but we all like to treasure our illusions. Besides, you never know whether somebody out there is really the Yorkshire Ripper or the Mad Axe Murderer
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they are here Mog, ummmmmmmmmmm over there by the bar, think Richard has Delia on the sofa tho, wonder if she is giving him tips on how to light his Christmas Pud?
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BB, have you tried canary's? Miners like em!
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MM - you'd have had a big surprise when we met...
........ ask the firemen ........ I'm all woman...
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The Big R is elsewhere....
Where are my FIREMEN (overexcited cos this last day of booze before run....scarey, slippy, v v cold run)
Mxx
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Hmm looks like Doris has pinched all the firefighters:male. and ava likewise the firefighters:female. Cheeky sod! Delias MINE!
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Well are we doing this panto or not?
I am here, slapping my thigh, decked with gossamer threads and sparkley stuff, magic dust that will make you disappear in a puff ....... wand at the ready (oooerrrrrr missus) but where are:
Mighty Oak, Sheffif of Nottingham, Maid Marion, Ali Babar, Widow Penshinor Alishka, Forest Elder The Hon. Hugh Jones, Alan Rickman, John Travolta and the rest of the Chorus!
Down the Rat & Carrot no doubt!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Robin! ( I hope you haven't worn them all out, it s going to be a long night!)
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BB.......thanks for the blue ones...............this slow connection is playing havoc with my digestion..........
.....better drink some more................
....music.......music..........how about some tunes for smoochin'..........
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You`re not making me disappear in a puff - I`m allergic to them
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Well, slap my thighs and call me Doris!! I hate to say it, cos it will confuse things further........but a panto thread??? OK I hear you groan!
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Yup Suze, Maid Marion here and ready for action! Bust heaving, merry men all very merry ;D, just need to get my hands on that Robin! :o
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.They might have the energy but are spoilt for anyone else.....
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THE PANTO -am starting thread....
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Anybody know where oZzY is? - cant start without the tree.
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Yes Dottie I have alsorts in my Aviary.I've promised to take Karl home with me to show him my Birds later on.He's the one with the nice shiny shoes.
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Ooh er the panto. thoght we'd forgotten that. I think i'll just stand here and watch if y'all dont mind.
That is unless i can rescue Delia from Avas clutches.
Delia! Delia where are you? Ava get you hands off her at once she's mine, you cad!...........
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Richard, Delia is whipping up snacks for the cast!
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EJ......... bu**er off, You're not getting your hands on me!.... but in desperation AvaB's got my shed keys
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OK, I have a variety of cotumes (mostly involving hats)......
.........who shall I be................?
......maybe Ali Baba.........and his fourty leaves.......
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So whos doing the panto and whos staying here. I am sure doris wont pass up the chance of more time with those firemen, without the rest looking!
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BB, Karl is very nice, and he loves birds ;D Just nipping behind the compost heap for a mo...................
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You have a space to do it, now do it!!!
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we could cast the firepeople as the dancers Richard!
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If you`ve got that many costumes Ava you can play 3 merry men - just keep dodging about a bit at the back and it`ll make the cast look bigger
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No prizes for guessing what for doris? Hmm
I think we all know you too well
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Robin..........I have the keys.........you got the oil.............
..........is there going to be another thread.........
.......my connection won't stand it........... :o
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Oh No
Not another thead!!!!!!
This is like a pub crawl round Cardiff Docks!
Now, who is going to be Burley Chassis!!!!!! :D
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well, if I can't have Robin then where oh where is that evil sheriff
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Back......those compost blankets are very comfortable.......................................so I am told!!
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I'm having a job keeping up.What's my part I was cast as the rest of the forest before I brought 6 bags of leaves.I don't have any Budgies left to sit on the branches Ava's just eaten the last dozen.
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No pressure, but you now have your own space, and Hugh for one is waiting (and would you really want to upset him R_F)
Only having larf, what I want to know is, is oZZy the tree ready or do i haf to stand in?
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Sorry BB, just picking the last one out of my teeth.................pass us another cheese and hamster on a stick.............
.........anyway......when does the debauchery start.......?
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..........is there another panty thread...............(sorry, panto thread............don't know where my mind was wondering)................
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Ozzy is down the pub! We obviously weren't fun enough for him! tut. Oh well, he will make up for it when he arrives, I'm sure
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Hmm now if things are going to get personal, I'm going home.
Lets not spiol a nice evening with another fight with hugh
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Ava, that`s BB`s pantomime costume you`ve just eaten. You`d better lend her a couple of handkerchieves
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I think everyone's too far gone to get the panto underway;lets stay here for some debauchery instead.
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Getting my thong in a twist here. Are we doing the Panto in which case is Hugh taking control ? I likes a fella to be in control I does.Doesn't that EJfeed you Ava.Debauchery did you say????????????????????
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come on the party's slowing down and Im getting bored.
Lets have some action. Are we doing a panto or not.
It s getting abit late to start one now isnt it?
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Ooopps, good spot Hugh...........
.....but why spoil such a good view...........here BB, have a small postage stamp or two to hide your modesty........... ::) ::) ;D
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Modesty????????????
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Well Hugh
Guess no-one turning up to do this panto
:(
Fancy a quickie behind the bike shed whilst I am still in full fairy out of this world outfit ?? ???
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Modesty, Ava?????????
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....................wheres that bottle................and that fireman...........................oooooo look at you big man....now i know a little bike shed that is vacant at the moment..............wanna resuce a cat?
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......is it me or have our stars disappeared.......
I think its time for me to wend my weary way home.......
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Can't find my costume did Hugh say Avas eaten it.what am i going to do .I can't walk around like this .
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Race you there Suze. But I prefer Out of this fairy oufit and into MY world
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resuce a cat...........................hmmmmmmm
.......I'll leave the obvious gag........ ::) ::)
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oh my BB.......making my eyes water! :'(
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all this moving around gets me dizzy! Well, dizzierrrrrrrr, could be the rhubarb wine ???
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I guess most of us are staying here then(?) :-/
Wheres Doris? Oops stupid question ::)
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;D
Have feelin that like a good Sh*g, all in the build up and nothing in the execution...and underlying stuff goin on, but for stuff and funs sake, lets get together in human form and share struff - have done it before and only 1 axe murderder ~*(me ;D go on be brave)
Mxxx
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Mystic Mog............are you now posting as Ozzy.......? ;D
......not too sure of that translation.........
.........talking about some form of seabird possibly(Shag)...... ::) ::)
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Trouble is Mog, we are all scattered far and wide! And Mr F, I am still here! ;D Got me Fireman keeping the heap warm!
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where are you in the world mystic?
pssst, and pass us the bottle
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OK Hugh
Have got on the High Stuff and the Wig ;) ;) ;)
Now, play the game. Is youse goin be defendant or prosecution.
in other words, who gets to handcuff who????????
To what?????
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Amaretto time EJ?
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Lovely Doris, here you go, this isn't tooo much is it?
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Mog exits stage left in attempt to keep thang going .....
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Sorry Doris, just assumed y'know.
Looks like Mog's a little worse for wear. the language some can come out with when they are drunk.
Have come back to look for Delia. Has anyone seen her?
Thought I'd take her to the panto. Of course if we get bored we can easily amuse ourselves in the back row! ;)
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I am at the bar.............who is having what..........?
..........or are we onto the shorts now?
(I look good in shorts....... ::) ::))
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:-*sober as a judge hey mystic ;)
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Hey If your buying Im drinking - whatever!
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You slip out for a quickie behind the shed (that'll be a ciggie Richard) and a whole page goes by!
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can I have a little caffine with that, just to keep me going all nite
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Caffiene free me, gives me the jitters! MMMMMMMM maybe I should try it again!
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Sure it will dottie. I DONT SMOKE DEAR.
A quickie something else maybe ;)
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Suze, you got the music and I'll groove! (missing Ozzies pole dancing act here! :()
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I say Mr F, what kinda gal do you take me for..........
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mmmmm....feeling a little light headed..... need a firemans lift to the bar
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NOT YOU DOTTIE, ME (and Delia)
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Hugh, you are quite right with the bus theorum! Still waiting to get to page 13, maybe this posting will help...............................
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Delia..........Delia Smith...........has she got the food ready.....?
:)
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You have to watch that Delia Richard, she is armed with a whisk, not to mention her Christmas cake, could do all sorts of damage!
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There is in the small eves of Britain a small place (no dis-considering you blue boy) but Britain is small and we can do this. even if is in gropus - conneect me with your number (and I, a safe girl) and we will work it out!!! I think ()IMCO) is the way to go, I think we need to meet one another, I will sort out every concern etc.....lets just do it.;...
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Delia Smith PLEEEASSE! give me some credit. Old enough to be my mother.
No I am talking about the 20 something delia, YOU came on to when i saw her first.
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..........mystic.........is that you............have you been drinking...........?
I will try not to take advantage of you................:0:):););):0;):)
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Trouble is Mog, I think, (maybe wrong) a lot of us hide behind our computers...for one reason or another............
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drink!
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Ah Richard, with age comes wisdom......and some good tricks learnt along the way! ;D
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Drink, did someone say drink? You got any sloe Gin left EJ? Boy am I gonna need the Andrews in the morning!
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I wondered when the firemen would appear again
Any drink going spare?
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I could have meant the sisters!!
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By the way, all this has given me a promotion. I am a full member now.
Thats a thought. Where's eileen? thought sheed be here this evening. I had a bet with her i would reach next level before her. Guess I won that one.
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Ohhh am concernd by concept of lookkie ater as thought you were lady!
intesrestdyly ;D
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh can't get onto the next page!!
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Well, can't see you all, just keep posting I say! ;D BTW who is that lips pursed under the mistletoe? I had forgotten it was there!
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Where did Ava and EJ dissapear to? Must be something to do with her tinsel!
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I'm kissing.. :-*...if anyone wants to join me
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Might be me Doris, never can tell.
speshialy as everythings a haze. I dont know what i'm doing really hic
Sorry been on the special brew just now hic hic
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sorry, I was with R-Robin in the shed............
...........did I miss anything...........
.........where is EJ......?
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I have been waiting for Hugh round the back of the bike sheds! Lots of firemen and mystery lottiers, but ni Hugh! :o
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perhaps HE'S gone to bed EJ?
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I say (whisper mode) there are 5 guests watching us, after reading this lot they will never join!! hehehe
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Oh my................ :-*
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Yawn! ZZzzzzzzzzzzz.................
Ahem!
Sorry nodding off there
Perhaps as folks are doing there own thing now its time to go home to bed
Unless someone can pursuade me other wise? ;)
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Have you booked a taxi Richard or are you walking?
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Go to bed if you must Richard..........
.....I think I will stay and try to entertain all these lovely ladies...........
........... ;D ;D ;D
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And we do need entertaining ;D What are your specialities? (coo err that came out wrong!) Perhaps I should have said, what are your talents......you know magician, singer what have you!
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so, I have just open a new box of mince pies, all the home made ones are gone! Anyone want one, to soak up some of the punch?
And I have been standing under the mistletoe for some time now. Doesn't anyone want a kiss?
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Ooooh Ava are you sure you can manage?
Would you like me to stay and hepl you? Could sleep over of there was the right company.
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Come on next page please!
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Do you lot mind if me lads put on a bit of a show, they have been preparing for weeks, and now it is after midnight.....................................
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Ive just had an offer i cant refuse. Delia has agreed to come home with me. Dont know that the folks there will say. But what the heck. Offers like tat dont come along every day :) :) :) :)
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ooooo, now that was a suprise Harry, what a fine hose you have, and that helmet! Oh my
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......I will try to manage.....................although all these gorgeous intelligent ladies........I don't know where to start......
........where did those shed keys go...........
....and yes, entertaining I can be..........there are parts of my anatomy that would really surprise....!!!!!! :o :o
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Oh me oh my. Ava, bedtime! ;D :-* ;) :-*
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Calm DOWN EJ controll yourself!
Though i can talk
'night all
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OZZY! The panto faltered without you! How was the pub, we tried looking for you but........................never left the shed ;D
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Nite you lot......................party poopers!! ;D ;D ;D
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..........yup.......being called off to bed........
nightall
anyone coming..........?/??
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well I would Ava, but me other half is working till 3am, and I PROMISED to wait up for him ;) Maybe next time ;D
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.......shame..............
......next time........... ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*
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Tommorrow is another day Rhett!
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It's another word too, I meant to say tomorrow! ;D
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Yo peeps
http://www.dog8mystash.com/hippy-gifs/hippybus.gif
blinking blonking traffic .. anyway been in e wardy and thought Id share
http://www.dog8mystash.com/marijuana-gifs/cheech-chong.jpg
lets dance babes
oooh see I iz just tooo sexy forthisdance floor.... oooer. spinning and doing a wee back flip triple summersault and deadother dangerous stuff like...
merry crimbo every1
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Well, I seem to be locked out of the next page, so it s my cue to go to bed! Whoever is last out, please lock the door adn give the padlock key to Dan! Thanks ;D Have a great Christmas everyone ;D ;D ;D
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Seeing the room, legless bods everywhere, I shuffle dead sexy like up to the key board.. eyingup the scaffolding pole that Ceri so kindly donated and ... cue the music
leonard cohen
Im your man
doo dee doooo deee dooo dee do do do do dee doodedooo
if you want a doctor
i'll examine every inch of you
and if you want another kind of love
i'll wear a mask for you... ifs yoooze wants a driver, climb inside.. and let me take you for a ride, cuz, here I am... I'm your man,,,
deeeeee dddooooo dooo doooooo deee deee dooo dee deee dooooooo
oZzY
xxxxxx
litewieghts :)