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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on November 20, 2003, 00:26:57

Title: One for the Ladies
Post by: Hugh_Jones on November 20, 2003, 00:26:57

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the assistant "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The assistant, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we have hundreds of dildos of all shapes and sizes and colours. In fact we have the best selection in the district"

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The assistant replies "Yes we do".


"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssssoddddinnnnggg ttthingggg offffff"

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: MagpieDi on November 20, 2003, 00:33:34

Brilliant Hugh!!........but what took you so long???......the typing!  ;)
Oops...I shouldn't be here.......for ladies..... sorry ...don't qualify!!  ;)  ;D

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: good_life_girl on November 20, 2003, 16:06:27

Any clues on how to remove the biscuit crumbs I've just spat all over my computer??!!! Must learn not to eat while I'm reading these!!!

Title: Re: One for the Ladies
Post by: Mrs Ava on November 20, 2003, 19:38:55

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  I burst out laughing and now the kids wanna know whats wrong!  Excellent Hugh, you are God of the jokes!