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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Palustris on November 22, 2003, 14:50:38

Title: Folklore revisited
Post by: Palustris on November 22, 2003, 14:50:38

A more modern Folklore tale. Within the the last 30 years or so the advice was given to burn an item of ladies underwear on a bonfire in the corner of the garden and to sprinkle the ashes on a seedbed. This would ensure that the seeds germinated and the plants grew.
So all you bra-burning feminists know exactly what to do with your flaming underwear. Or not as the case maybe. Wonder if it would work with thermal vests?
Eric.

Title: Re: Folklore revisited
Post by: campanula on November 22, 2003, 15:00:03

I do sleazy things with Tampax- no further details unless requested - it works tho'

Title: Re: Folklore revisited
Post by: Tenuse on November 22, 2003, 15:34:06

Ergh. Vampiric tea bags?

Ten x

Title: Re: Folklore revisited
Post by: Mrs Ava on November 22, 2003, 15:37:11

YUCK campanula!    :o

With the dirty old buggers on my plottie, if I mentioned I was burning my bra I fear an orderly queue would be formed to view the spectacle!   ;D

Title: Re: Folklore revisited
Post by: Palustris on November 22, 2003, 17:56:53

I am sure that all the gentlemen on this board would be glad to lend you their support.
This topic is getting a bit rude though.