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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Hugh_Jones on December 09, 2003, 01:26:59
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Only two postings on the boards in an hour and a half! Still, here`s some food for thought:
"Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle saw a large green frog sitting on the bank looking at her. After a few minutes the frog hopped into her lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, my sweet, Princess and I shall again become a handsome prince and we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That evening, as the princess and her girlfriend dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly
Sautee`d frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled to herself and thought: "You should be so lucky, chum!”
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Very good Hugh. Do you like frogs legs? to eat I mean....hmmm...I can already hear the smart arsed comments...... ;D
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The only frogs` legs I like are the ones high-kicking in the Folies Bergere, and whether I would like to eat them is not a question a well brought up young lady should ask.
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i like em - yummy