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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Mimi on February 14, 2004, 01:25:46

Title: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: Mimi on February 14, 2004, 01:25:46: Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere
Your little black book contains only names ending in MD
You get winded playing cards
Your children begin to look middle aged
You join a health club and don't go
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge
You know all the answers but no one asks you the question
you look forward to a dull evening
You need glasses to find your glasses
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going
Your knees buckel but you belt wont
Your back goes out more than you do
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
You wonder why MORE PEOPLE ARN'T USING THIS SIZE PRINT
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: Mrs Ava on February 14, 2004, 01:27:38: hehehehehehe, oh mimi, you wait til I send that one to the mother-in-law! hehehehehehehe
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: rosebud on February 14, 2004, 01:30:39: HeyMimi that was fantastic and so true i have printed it to show some friends is it from real life experience??
cheers Rosebud. :) ;) :D ::)
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: eileen on February 14, 2004, 01:55:51: Funny it reminds me of someone. Oh I know who it is - that person in the mirror, just don't know their name offhand ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: teresa on February 14, 2004, 02:34:15: Oh that is sooooo true its frightening hee hee
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: flowerbaby_uk on February 14, 2004, 02:38:59: mimi u is a star keep em coming am printing and sharing putting a smile on peeps faces ;D

flowerxx
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: tim on February 14, 2004, 11:31:55: Children middle-aged? Close to retirement, you mean?? = Tim
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: Gardengirl on February 14, 2004, 11:39:13: Oh dear Mimi, that really did hit home :o
Am forwarding it on to a friend who is approaching 50 - that should cheer her up ;D
Title: Re: How To Know That You Are Getting Old.
Post by: cleo on February 14, 2004, 20:07:43: 50 is a bit like a brick wall-rushing towards it is OK,it`s hitting it that hurts ;D

Stephan.