and have plenty of muslim strips
Quote??? ;D Careful, we don't want to start a fatwa!
Now I'm giggling again ;D
Excuses, excuses" to quote TM. Â You have, may I say, more excuses than a hound dog has fleas Publish and be damned TM I think at 6'5" you are quite a statuesque gent and obviously smart so will have a broad forehead, slim I think as have four kids, hence no dosh so will be slender I think you might be quite cerebral, a bit like Jake Thackray. Correct me if I'm wrong Â
you did know this was a forum for recovering rhubarb wine addicts, didn't you?
And this is a place for photos??
Am I being too optimistic in presuming it's for here.....
I hope Tim doesn't nobble your photo and draw on a false beard and pointy ears.
Sorry, brain on a different planet here, lack of sunlight I think ...
Derekthefox :D
is that the ironing pile behind you? Shame on you!
But then all the ladies on here are stunners aren't they ?
Do you like my tree?
just waiting on Clanger now!
ofcourse I already know what you looked like
PS for those who have not received PMs off me in the past, my real name is Ady
Is there a body to go with that head - this isn't the passport office you know... ;D
Is there a body to go with that head - this isn't the passport office you know... ;Dmay be calling that old pot black again..or is it kettle....or saucepan...mm..anyway, think you and others who posted just face should oblige first!! ;D
and Pete so sorry but we find your mug shot quite amusing here ;D
We are not the only ones interested in us. What is it that prompts nearly 14000 views of Profiles. And 2000 of this slot - in only a few days??
Surely must get us new recruits when they see what a lovely lot you are?? But I'm not sure that I can write welcome messages for another thousand or so!!
and terracemax looks just as I imagined, where's the red flag then?
Didn't realise you were a bloke!
Used to be active in the Green Party - but I think they've confused green politics for socialism too, so I left. Many nice people therein though.
Shame you left .................need all the support they can muster methinks!
Oh Tulip I had you down for one of the female species too....................sorry
Not really I've been back to view this thread at least 20 times as it gets updated. If it's the same for everyone else then only a hundred people have viewed it and thats a normal days logging in for members.
2000 views of this thread in such a short time is a little worrying don't you think?
Delilah, the 2,000 views are partly my fault, I've viewed it over 500 times myself , just to look at my pic ! ... rofl ...
.. goes to bed inna peaceful mood .... :P
terrace max, would you like to take this derelict allotment right next to mine, please? *swoon*Â :-[
On second thoughts, I think I'm probably best in a virtual formI think you've got that right? ;D
i guess virtual will have to do - a girl can daydream though, eh? (my other half wouldnt have been to pleased, plus i was fibbing about the allotment - they are all taken
though wondering if TM is gonna change his mind now
Crikey - getting near to 3000 viewings now although getting hard to track down all the pictures!
i thought gardengirl was about 19
well, nice to meet you, sexy :)
terrace max surprised me by being nearer my age than tim's ;D. i thought he was 'old league' if you see what i mean.
well, and as for sexy snail........
after all it is nearly CHRISTMAS 8)Oh! Don't put a dampener on it. ;D
Come on Join in the Fun....after all it is nearly CHRISTMAS
btw, if you are sticking pins, can i have a spot of acupuncture here, here and here to treat this stiff neck of mine. thanks TM :)
Llama?
Delilah..mmmm..lion!! There we go, all sorted...you spy a lion...
Lard
limpet
I dunnup who?;D
3598 views anc counting :o
The_Snail
I dunnup who?;D
Sorry but I am a primary school teacher
You're on ;DI dunnup who?;D
Sorry but I am a primary school teacher
You throw 'em - I'll hit 'em
Lincoln
Its warmer in here during the winter.
lion & snake
hahaha, I could have brought along buckets of failed tomatoes, just watch the green ones, they were a bit hard ...
Derekthefox :D
Am soooooo not missing, Lorna!! ;D ;D ;D
The list of absentia is getting shorterÂSkool teecher style response. Brown?...here sir! Â Blodwyn Fartyntime!....here sir! Â Bailey Badnackerball ?...here sir! Â Private Parts?...here sir! Â Donal Pratt?....Absent sir!...... Typical!...the Pratt? 8)
If I was going to make a veg whip...it would have to be with goosegog branches.......
Thanks to everyone who has posted pictures, it is fantastic to meet you all and I am constantly amazed at how wrong I have it with some of you! Keep the pictures coming! ;D
 Well foxy it can only be off your eyebrows !!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Is it Iris Murdoch
Perhaps this is cheating, but here is my illustrious ancestor who brought us the rotation of crops...
have you got bullet in a bible??
right the guy is a drummer, big band..... keep guessing... ;D
any my pixie lyrics are 100% correct!! i checked meself.
i think 16 years as a band warrents big, also winner of many many many many awards this year. as well as best international act  ;D
Sellers of many albums and singles, a sell out world tour, including aking a video at milton keynes too 130,000 people in two days. thats just this year.
They still not big?
..here's me in a kilt ..
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I love the Scots, my sense of humour, I find the scenery a bit dour, not used to it being a soft southerner.I like my scenery more woody and gentle, its too much wilds for me. ::)
Yes Steve....they're awful...took several days of TLC to recover....what is that you're doing in your avatar, and is that a German helmet??
Dam does that mean I will fail my Masters?
I thought I was finding all that mathematics easy....lol
Nice to see you Louisa and the two (cheeky??) girls.
curry, what's john prescott in a wig doing in your pic ???
:o
;D
and that's a 70s shirt Curry's wearing isn't it? Well spotted KP ;D
Hiya Wahaj, nice to see you - next pics will be of you in a field of poppies, no doubt ;D
now why wasn't that the impression i had ! ???
;D
ooops...........thought you were a girl!! sorry, nice to 'meet' you, you'll get used to me. x
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now why wasn't that the impression i had ! ???
;D
did i make an impression?
now why wasn't that the impression i had ! ???
;D
did i make an impression?
about 30 years younger ! :o 8)
Wahaj what were you doing in that shed to have got such damp knees eh? Eh? Eh?
:D
Lish, I'm starting again :'(
Lish, I'm starting again :'(
aren't all these little 'lotmenteers the best, eh, KP? :'(
Tim, much more sensible that Charlie pushes a wheelbarrow rather than a dolly's pram ;D
Well who took the photo, David Bailey? ;D
Aty last - Wahaj's mystery laid bare.
Worth the wait!!
Funny - only one other person has called me that - my Mother's younger sister!
Such gentle wetness, though?
And the stick helps the 'hop'?
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj149/skyblupoo/Jamaica%2008/P1000901.jpg)
On holiday last year; I'm horribly camera shy so my DH discovered the only way to get a photo of me not looking like a rabbit in headlights was to snap me when I wasnt looking
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=9770813&id=664760441 copy and paste me into your address bar!link broken, rachel!!