Allotments 4 All
General => The Shed => Topic started by: gavin on November 14, 2003, 01:31:36
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What do you wear to the allotment?
Try one of these - http://www.utilikilts.com/ ??? ??? ??? ???
ROFL - Gavin
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Love it Gavin, do you have to shave your legs or what????
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I don't think it's your legs you have to worry about shaving! :o
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That bit only shows if you don`t wear a sporran
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kilts for bungee jumping!!! do you think they have inbuilt knickers. Just the sort of thing for a windy day weeding.
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What's wrong with the kilt, i wear one every hogmany :o me being half 'jock' and all, it's not a pretty sight when in full fling on the dance floor :-X . Never tried it with bungee jumping though :-/ , the wind would whistle round the trossacks a bit ::) . The sporran is only used for keeping a half bottle of whiskey in defenitley not money :P .Wouldn't dare wear it down the lottie, too many hens and ducks around pecking away at things ::) . oooeerrr missus.
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Those video adverts are the funniest thing I've seen for a long time!!!
Ten x
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Videos? videos? what videos ??? am i missing something here as usual :-/ .
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If you go to the kilts link, and click on the "Interactive" bit, there are a whole heap of spoof adverts for the "Utilikilt".
Which include the line, "Only the pansies will know for sure."
Among other gems!
Ten x
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Cheers Tenuse, you know us men if it's not under our nose then it's lost ;D . Sorry to be rude but when i wear the tartan i'm a true scotsman get my meaning :o .
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Goodness me we are back to the "men as dibbers" thread again!!!!!!
:o :o :o
Ten x
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Soils too cold this time of year ;D
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actually, the kilts are pretty neat - my sweethaert would have no problems wearing one -on a trip to India he took to the sarong immediately - in fact, he used to fold his in half to make a kind of mini-skirt. He has great legs - better than mine that's for sure.
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Many years ago my first half plot was next to an old Estonian(he never did understand my play on words with him)-he was a superb gardener but sometimes wore these odd shorts?-made him look like a 70yr old in nappies.
Mind you he did give some good advice-"you dig in the day and have strong back for the night"
I will leave now :-[
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I think half of our plots are run by eastern block folks - I don't know what they do but their sweetcorn was about 20foot tall - I've not had chance to talk to them yet to find outy what other monsters they grow - I'm just on waving terms at the moment. :-X
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that's it, from now on the kilts are the staff uniform - Newcastle and London will be hit by scaffolders in kilts from January
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Then the `Builders Cleavage` will be visible from the wrong way up, and the girls will be whistling for a change.
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Happy days! :o ;D :o
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Did you see that man on GW yesterday was wearing one? Actually it looked like a woman.
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That is, of course, all strictly in accordance with the Beeb`s policy of political correctness - particularly on Beeb 2. If whoever it was also wore tights, then it probably was a man - men are perfectly entitled to wear skirts and tights if they wish (and their wives thongs as well if they play football for Real Madrid). If, on the other hand the person had hairy legs then it was probably the archetypal p.c. BBC2 lady -`cos in these days of sexual equality ladies are supposed to have hairy legs, or they are considered guilty of submission to masculine domination.
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Well i've gone and done it now :-/ , i've promised to do a bungee jump in a kilt for charity ;D :-X , full dress code no wimps allowed ( if you know what i mean :-[ . Will have to take the whiskey out of the sporran as i will need it after the jump ;D . What have i let myself in for? the people will be screaming seeing a sight like that ,i'll be screaming as well, only on the way up as i won't be able to see anything with the kilt around my neck oooeeeerrrr ;D . No i'm not taking pictures thank you very much.
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Hi Jethro well if you are going full dress code then we will find out which clan you belong to ;D Apparently if you have two 1/4lb'ers then you are a McDonald :o :o :o :o
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Hi mimi4555, it's the clan Davidson, you see i have a double barrell surname, but me being a snob i removed the hyphen ;D . We tried to fight the Mcdonalds at Inchburn in Scotland many moons ago but the b*ggers kept throwing Mcflurries at us >:( . 1/4 lb'ers not good enough for this clan, you need at least 2lb'ers ( something for the women to get their teeth into :-/ ) .
I have convinced some of my mates ( at the pub last night ) to do the jump ( with kilts and going commando )
so it should be a laugh, seeing old men screaming their heads off, we have told the wives NO VIDEOS, CAMERAS as they are liable to sell them to the local pubs and clubs >:( ;D .
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Don't be shy Jethro !! ........time and place..............please!! ;D ;D
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But which one of you is going to play the bagpipes on the way down in true Highland tradition?
P.S. If you`re only half jock, you only need One 2lb`er and one ordinary one
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Jethro, I read on the untilikilt thing that it has modesty snaps to attach the front to the back but ofcourse it will bring in less money for your charity if you do that. On the other hand, if the kilt gets swept up with the force of the bungee jump, the snaps may do damage to the family jewels.
How much did you drink before you made the promise to bungee jump? Please do have a picture taken and post in on the gallery, we won't hold it against you if you paste a black square in a certain place.
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I agree, this we gotta see! ;D
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Well, I for one will definately hold it against you Jethro if there is any photo editing done! :P However, better than photos, where will this event be taking place? I am sure we could rustle up a bunch of lottie cheerleaders! ;)
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Listen you lot there is no way i'm telling you where it's at, ;D , no i'm not going to wear modesty straps im not into that kind of kink ( well not yet anway ). Bagpipes maybe, i've always wanted to wrestle an octopus whilst plummeting to my death, weird or what :-/ .
Me and the lads only had 6 pints, so no excuse there for doing it, it might have something to do with the lovely lady whom suggested it ;D . Bloody women ;D .
I repeat no photos videos etc, i know, spoil sport but please i have to keep some decorum hahahahaha
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Lottie Cheerleaders!! ;D EJ I have visions of us all, jumping up and down in our wellies, waving carrot tops!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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As long as it's just your carrot tops ladies ;D and then i might, just might tell you where it's at :-/ .
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Well the deed is done ;D , and i will not be doing it again :-[ . I jumped kilt and all, wonderful going down ::) sreaming like a school kid. The only problem was coming back up :-X could see nothing but tartan, i now have two lumps in my neck ??? , but the doctor says he can fix it :-/, my voice is now falsetto instead of bass :-X , my colour is now red instead of green :-X .
This lasted for two minutes, up and down like a yoyo, but the best thing was no photos or videos ;D , sorry ladies, well apart from the wife >:( who has promised to sell them to the highest bidder :-[ , unless i start acting responsible ( ha no chance of that ).
Having just castrated myself ( and 5 others ) one of my so called mates want's to do extreme ironing? :o down Ben Nevis :o , so here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jethro, extreme ironing??!! Sitting on the board, or hanging onto it?? Don't forget to take your starch, and a very long electrical cable, oh and I have plenty of ironing you can take with you if you need any!!
Gargling with TCP should sort out the lumps! DP
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Congratulations Jethro! ;D Very brave indeed. So.....how much does your wife want for the pics? :P :o ;)
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You really did it! Great. You said it would be for charity, how did that work and for what charity did you bungee jump in a kilt? What did you jump off?
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Well done Jethro,did you raise loads of dosh for your charity :D Extreme ironing ::) sounds very interesting ........ will you be doing it in a kilt ;)
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Surely an apron??!!
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Right, the charity was cancer research, the platform was 150ft :o :-[ , and we raised £2,000 ;D . The extreme ironing will be done in a kilt ::) but i might have to put long johns on, ( what a sight that will be ) as it will be freezing and my meat and two veg are just recovering from the shock :-/ , the lumps have now gone south, if i could only sort out my nose ( funny shape at the moment ) :o .
Apparently the ironing has to be done standing up :o, how will i be able to do that when i'm hurtling down a moutain, bouncing all over ??? , i can hardly stand on flat ground never mind an incline.
The wife >:( has raised £200 up to now for the photo's so i'm bidding 300 :-/ she has shown some in the boozer and the ladies fell about in fits of laughter and are trying to raise more money so they can put them up in the toilets :o :-/ , of course all the money goes to charity so it's in good taste ( i thnk) .
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Well done Jethro what did it feel like to be a young lad again as they ascended!!
Ten x
ps Doubledutch I like your red cross stealing cat!
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(I've been away, so I'm slowly catching up on the topics & have just found this one :o...)
Jethro! What fun!!! ;D ;D
If you won't post a picture here, will you tell us what pub you drink at, please, when the pix go up in the Ladies?? I'm sure some of us live near enough to pay a visit :P (and if they happen to have a camera in their handbag, well...... not copyrighted, your pix, are they, by any chance??)
And are you on for the Panto? We need a good Props person, as some of these luvvies are sure to want to swing about the stage from wires and contraptions - cheers, Lishka
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Well done Jethro what did it feel like to be a young lad again as they ascended!!
Ten x
ps Doubledutch I like your red cross stealing cat!
Thanks. I didn't like the red cross instead of pictures so I sent the cat in.
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Hi Alishka, panto? no problem i'm game for anything ;D .
No copyright tooooooo small for that i'm afraid :-/ , and i'm not telling anyone where the pub is as i want to keep some street cred, (altho if they are seen then i'll have none left :-/ ) .
Hi Tenuse, young lad??????????????? when i was coming back up they decided to still go down, luckily i had my mouth closed so they just stuck in my throat :-X , else there would have been a mess on the ground :o . (not a pretty sight) :-[ . Ah the feel of freedom was good tho, wind whistling every where, blew out some cobwebs ;D .
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Fantastic Jethro! :o :o Well done you "Geordie Lad" ! Great Cause too. Will we be seeing you on the "Extreme Sports"Channel next ??? busy_lizzie :D
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Hi BL, now doubt splattered all over the side walk ;D . Well you know us geordies, will do anything for a laugh???????
The wife says i go on like 'OZ' off 'auweidersen pet', me never ;D just enjoy life to the full, and i mean FULL. ;D ;).