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General => The Shed => Topic started by: mysticmog on December 20, 2003, 00:39:07
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Go for it guys
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Oh no not anothr thread - PLEEEASE!
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p*ss off with your cynicism R_F, Hugh is gatherin ghis prose, Doris has a Fantstic solliloquy coming up and Emma Jane is gonna show all the bits you can't see in the pics
Doris is bringing the firemen...
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love you mystic!
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Well, here we go, from the authors mouth............
The script writing has started, Scene 1 completed and Scene 2 started. So that Lishka can start casting the result so far is:-
THE PANTO
Act 1:
Scene 1 – Opens on a woodland glad, in centre of which stands large tree (oZzY). A ring of village maidens dances around tree, taking it in turns to step forward and kiss the trunk while reciting couplets such as
“Wondrous tree so gnarled and old;
make my lover tall and bold”
and
“Forest tree so strong and wise;
send me a husband with blue eyes” etc.
Suddenly all stop and look stage left. Chorus – “Here`s Reginald”
Enter Reginald (Note – Junior male lead; good looking etc) – Sings (to tune of Mary from the Dairy)
I`m in love with Dottie from the lottie;
and Dottie from the lottie loves me!
Chorus (village maidens) sing repeat (“He`s in love with … etc)
Errrrr think we need our Ozzie!
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flippin heck.........takes so long to load the page......that you have all gone..........
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oooh, ooooh, please miss...........can I stand in as Reg?
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p*ss off with your cynicism R_F, Hugh is gatherin ghis prose, Doris has a Fantstic solliloquy coming up and Emma Jane is gonna show all the bits you can't see in the pics
Doris is bringing the firemen...
A Charming Mog you are arent you?
Pissed enough as it is, dont want to piss off any more.
Well I am here and waiting for curtain up.
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Thank you EJ. we al express ourselves in our own ways, I try to gather knowledge n fun, other people like to diss my efforts, I still think a get together would be good when I can Tw*t any object of general disapproval, like Mr *
Tis good will towards all men, and I thought I was a tw*t.....
;D
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Ava, so long as it's ok withEJ you are more than welcome! ;D
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::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
..........neat............
........tell me if my hands are cold......... ::) ::)
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s'okay with me. ;D
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Blimey, EJ, buy the man some thermal gloves for Crimbo!!
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Didn't know we were moving I think a few are still in the other shed.We need to fetch HUGH can't start the Panto without him after all his hard work.
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So much for the panto. I'm off back to the party. And Delia of course ;), no sign of her here.
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..........s'okay,................am breathing on them...........
........just relax........
mmmmmmmmmm ::) ::) :-* :-*
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Goodness me Doris, didn't know you could get your legs back there! i guess thats all the work on the lottie limbering up the muscles! :o
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Think mysticmog had better stand in for oZzY for the time being (think someone`s been putting rhubarb leaves in his spiffs). But can you stand all that kissing from the village maidens, mystic?
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............now this has gotten interesting......... :o :o
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I am puckering mystic....you game?
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Lecherous is our Ava. Dottie from the Lottie ain`t enough. He wants ALL the village maidens now.
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All in the name of art I hope EJ
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Lecherous is our Ava. Dottie from the Lottie ain`t enough. He wants ALL the village maidens now.
I kinda gathered that, after the way he went after my firegirl Delia
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HELP!HELP! I 'm lost and I don't know which shed you're in or which part I am playing now.Can you send someone out to find me Maybe a fireman or policeman.
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;D
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Do you sit putting up quotes at EVERY party you go to?
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What do you reakon to my maids outfit? ;D
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??? :-/ ??? :-/ ???
Mee too
Geting quite dizzy running from bar to panto hall and back. Trouble is some are here and some are there and not all are in the one place
Confused
I am ???
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WILL SOMEONE ANSWER MY PLEA I AM A MAIDEN IN DISTRESS.
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Sorry EJ. Got lost in realise who you are fanticisies!! (for anyone who thought of someone else, tis normal, I myself was implicated in those, no - one els)
Ha ha ha - 2 wuch wine or somat
h cc
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Supposed to be a village maid NOT a French maid
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Do you sit putting up quotes at EVERY party you go to?
Who me hugh? Never! must be someone else
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BB - take my hand, now maiden, where do you wanna go?
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Okay, I enter stage left and lean on a tree (dunno who, lost the thread! But know it isn't ozzie and there are not too many birds in it cos me leading man has a feather sticking out of his teeth!)
" Oh woe is me, my lottie has been destroyed" "And why are all those firemen dancing in Tutu's" Who shall save me?"
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This boards a bit like a `bus stop. Keep clicking the Refresh Button waiting for a posting, and suddenly 4 come at once!
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Thats better are we all in here now it was so dark outside.i'll just get another drink medicinial to calm me down.
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BB you make me laugh!!!
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..............errr..........getting confused now...........girls dressed as blokes.........
............tights........thongs.............
red bras.........
........I had better sit down...............where is that grassy knoll.............?
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you'ed be Green with envy if you knew why i got lost ,not laughing.boy oh boy you know the more mature gentlmanly type "karl" who's coming to see my Aviary.Well....................
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"Huston we have a problem"
Lets paaarrrty thread has ceased, We seem to have run out of room. 12 pages are its max. looks like we'll al have to come here
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...and enter stage left...
(roll of drums...)
GRASSY NELL!!
and chorus..
"She's late, she's late
Our Grassy Nell,
Wherever has she been?"
Nell: "Oh here and there
and there and here
And all points in between"
"But I'm here now
HURRAH! HURRAH!
And look at what I've brought!
Here's PC Plod (a lovely lad)
And his white Panda car"
(chorus ...hurrah!hurrah! good old Lish..show us yer truncheon, Ploddie. etc.etc.)
"So all you gals can take him
Now my work with him is over,
And I'll seduce the Merry Men -
Tonight I'll be in clover
(leer leer)
Nell looks around to arrange herself fetchingly in the shade of the Mighty Oak...hissed aside.."where's the bl**din' tree gone, then? Last time I'm doin' a Panto with bleedin' amateurs. Didn't he say what pub he was going to? And couldn't someone root him out? Oh, all RIGHT! I'll have to pretend Richard's sunflower with fetching bindweed is the Oak, but let this old pro tell you - it won't fool the audience ...just as well as the audience is a p***ed as the cast...
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You'ed better ask very nicely then Richard-f
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You have an aviary..............hang on........I'll get my condiments................. ::)
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WHAT!!???
sunflower with bind weed, ask nicely for what?
What ARE you talking about
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But you've eaten all my Budgies already AVAB what am i going to breed with you can't eat my other Birds they aren't big enough for Burgers .
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YEAHHHHHHHHHH LISH, YOU MADE IT!!!
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Pstttttt, save you a couple of firemen, swap em for your copper!
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:o.........what are you going to breed with................hmmmmm.........let me think..................hmm...............
........can I help here..............? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o
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Gosh just noticed I am Senior does that mean I get a Bus Pass .
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What are you going to breed with, bb? Well you could try all the Merry Men for starters? Surely ONE of them's got an arrow in his quiver?
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Trouble is, with all these village maidens about he may get a quiver in his arrow, Lishka
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Maybe not, they are all merry after all! Bus pass! No you get a marvellous pension that wouldn't keep a goldfish alive for a week! (ohhhh was that a touch of cynasism?sp)
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Welcome 'lish.
things might liven up now you're here.
Just thinking about going to bed actualy
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I hope you are'nt suggesting that i take more than one man home with me .The neighbours would have a field day in the morning.Still i suppose i could let them put one by one.mmmmmmmm let me think about this someone did say something about debauchery.should read out not put. too many drinkypoos
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Good idea Richard. You`ll feel better in the morning
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Take two fellows BB. You can always pretend that you`re just seeing double.
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Nite then Richard :)
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You trying to get rid of me Hugh?
I only said i wa thinking about it when Lishka arived. Hoping she might liven things up a bit. Probably wrong there.
Still I could go to bed - nothing growing on that bed in the lottie is there. Thought i might take a female freind for a (tiring) tour of the place
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Now i dont want anyone to think i'm being greedy but if Hugh says it will be ok then i'm sure as an upright citizen he must be right,and also must be obeyed.
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Where's the queue BB................... ::)
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let the thought be action to the deed, then, f...nighty night...sleep tight..if you can with this rowdy lot an all them squawkin budgies, that is..
bb. did I ever tell you I had a paraplegic budgerigar? No, probably not..
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Hugh, HUGH, waiting for you round the back of the bike sheds! Private lesson time ::)
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Oh no not AGAIN!
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,...................paraplegic budgerigar................now that is a mouthful.............if you know what I mean.......... ::) ::) ;D :D
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You're only after some more of mi delishius Burgers AvaB
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EJ.......JUST SEEN YOUR POSTING.................
YOU ARE A GOD..............YOU ARE A GOD...........LOOK IN YOUR THINGY...........
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I think you should pick two gentlemen with hats, BB. Held suitably they would hide your lack of costume (or some of it)
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oh my god! oh yeah, well that'll be me then! ;D
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Hugh...Hugh...HUGH!!! Is it end-of-term now??? And will we have examinations????
Oh, I DO hope so!! Want some Gold Stars - strategically placed. And will you lick them & stick them on?
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Now unless someone can persuade me otherwise, I think its time for me to go home to my bed - sorry a bed on the lottie's not QUITE so comfortable (unless its with young female company that is).....Yawn ZZZZZzzzzzzz.........
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Lish! Bloody teachers pet!! Tut!! ;)
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Welllllll, my tongue is out, if that is any help Lishka...........
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Bit of good advice that Hugh thanks.How immodest of me to walk around so.it's that Avab with his voratious appetite,eating everthing insight he is .Time that EJ did some cooking i reckon instead of keep nipping out the back .
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Anyway hate to be a party pooper but must get these two fellas up them stairs.Night all.
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But I want to be Examined...and I want to be Examined by Hugh...in Latin...I LOVE it when he talks dirty :-*
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well, the babysitter wants her ride home, AVA, AVA! So I am off to the land of nod. It has been fun, and I'm sure the mud will wash out of my bikin, and if anyone find a thigh high stiletto diamontee welly, it's mine! Oooo, and you know Harry, that fireman with the shiny hose and hard helmet, remind him he said he would call! ;)
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AAAAaaaaaahh, must confess EJ does look after me very well indeed......!!!
...........but always have room for more (if you know what I mean)>......
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nighty-night bb...don't sleep well, will you? ::) and tell us all about it in the morning? you know us...we won't tell a soul... ;)
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Nite BB, see you in the morning, be gentle with them!
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Well Im off, Been made an offer so I am not going to keep the girl waiting!
Have fun!
Do everything i would do wont you?
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night richard.........
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....right...........sorry, that is me off to bed............
.........anyone up for a bit of a giggle and fumble.........
........more the merrier............
........honest............. ::) ::) ::)
nightalll ::)