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General => News => Topic started by: ACE on April 01, 2005, 08:25:05

Title: healthy eating
Post by: ACE on April 01, 2005, 08:25:05

With the government getting concerned with the overweight problem and kids eating junk food. They have now decided that all allotments will be provided free of charge, providing that the users dedicate at least 75% of the plot to vegetables.

Get in touch with your local council staight away to  register your interest as the existing plots will be taken very quickly. Also those allotment holders that do not use their plots to the full extent will have them halved or taken back and given to a genuine user.

Only 25% of the plot may be under weed suppression ground cover at any one time.

Fly tipping is expected to be on the increase as people with old carpets will no longer be able to get dispose of them in the usual way.

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: Deleted on April 01, 2005, 08:31:32

He he - if only...

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: Jesse on April 01, 2005, 09:22:49

Hmmmm, do I smell an April fool!  ;D You nearly got me there!

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: BAGGY on April 01, 2005, 11:24:32

If only.     Mind you the weed thingy scares me somewhat  :o

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: Shoyu on April 01, 2005, 22:10:58

Lol, nice try!

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: Kerry on April 01, 2005, 22:36:58

 ;D

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: rosebud on April 01, 2005, 23:03:16

 Behave yourself ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: TULIP-23 on April 03, 2005, 18:45:20

Good Try ::)    ;D ;D ;D

The early Bird catches the Worm ???

Title: Re: healthy eating
Post by: Roy Bham UK on April 03, 2005, 22:45:59

A stitch in time saves nine 8) ;D