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Title: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 03, 2006, 18:10:44
please delete
Title: Re: birthday
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 18:11:44
Erm...scratches head....am I missing something again??  ???
Title: Re: error
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 18:22:40
interesting post.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Plocket on January 03, 2006, 19:08:58
A cryptic message to Dan perhaps?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 19:46:10
im guessing there was a thread that he's delted as it seys edit?? am wondering what ti said though now... ???
Title: The thread with no topic.
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 19:47:39
Are we just trying to see how long we can keep this thread going? ;D

Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 19:48:26
yup!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:49:07
I
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Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:49:37
wish
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Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:49:52
to
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Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:50:12
say
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:50:35
something
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Nathan on January 03, 2006, 19:51:01
please undelete
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 19:51:10
GET ON WITH IT
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 19:52:13
forgotten... :-\
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 19:54:55
this already has 16 replies. keep up the good...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 19:55:30
oops, forgot to put work.  ;D

18 now!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 20:04:33
oh yeah, I remember...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 20:05:01
I think this should be a sticky thread..
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:07:42
CONTROVERSIAL ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 20:11:37
;D ;D ;D
I've always wanted to do a car boot sale with just crap like used  polystyrene coffee cups, and old tissues, shoe laces etc, cos I'm sure they'd all sell!! I do have a point, but erm....oh bottoms....AH!! I know! Reckon this thread will roll and roll cos it has no designated subject!! Whehay!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
There was a connection there, I'm sure there was... ???
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:13:52
so long as the shoe laces are long enough for DM's reckon you'd do ok Lots
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:18:39
Lots and I are doing synchronized foot tapping Tezzer
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 20:19:55
wow, its amazing how we have managed to make a thread thats this many posts by simply the words, please delete.

Aren't we interesting people......
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 20:21:09
doesn't matter.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:23:28
you sulking Tezzer? ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 20:24:58
i think TM is having a mid life crisis.!  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 20:26:27
Thanks for your concern Adam & Del-boy  ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:32:50
Wow you have done well.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:33:10
Bit distracted myself.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:33:41
shenanigans at my football club
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:34:08
so I can mostly be found...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 20:34:22
I feel this thread coming to an abrupt halt...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:35:21
here sad footy board (http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=961&p=16&forumid=3264&style=1)

Even managed to get a link in. ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 20:36:03
it has slowed down a lot.

More postings please, we need to get it to at leats a 100 replies!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:36:28
so I heard Ady....................does anybody know why yet?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 20:39:43
No - I wanted him booted upstairs, not sacked.  Have a bit of a soft spot for KA like most imp fans but it has been a bit depressing of late with Scunny doing so well.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 20:42:50
i think TM is having a mid life crisis.!  ;D

couldn't possibly comment...............................how old Tezzer? ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 03, 2006, 20:57:31
38
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 03, 2006, 21:10:51
ok stop    i  didnt do it the dog  did   and it wont let me delete it     the dogg dint want to say  nuffink any way
  seee  sorted now
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:13:12
the dog wrote a message??   this thread is going weird.

i take it back TM, obviosuly Steve is going through soem kidn of crisis.... his dog is on A4A!!!!

im going lying down, my head hurts.....
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: growmore on January 03, 2006, 21:21:00
whats up Doc..... :D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:22:30
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 03, 2006, 21:23:54
aww nooo  a bunny   now the dogg  will want  to chase it
  :o :o ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 21:25:06
Getting the feel for this topicless thread thing then Doc?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:25:40
you cant beat a good topless...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:26:13
o reet, it says topicless!  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 03, 2006, 21:27:16
not a toples wabbit  it wont know  where to  runn
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:28:34
but....

i tought i taw a puddy cat!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 03, 2006, 21:46:50
Surely the dog should become a member and log in as him/herslef and not use Steve's ?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 21:52:01
I saw a woodpecker today....just thought I'd throw that in....it was pecking too.... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 21:56:04
agreed, abotu the dog gettin an account.

unless you think it will become a troll..... :o ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Carol on January 03, 2006, 21:58:29
I got lost at Ikea today and then tried to get into someone elses car,  wondered why it didnt open for me.....


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 21:59:52
 ;D ;D ;D!!! And you think I'm strange..... ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 03, 2006, 22:04:05
you mean  you aint    i am
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 22:07:42
Doc Steve - reckon you all are ;D

No - I wanted him booted upstairs, not sacked.  Have a bit of a soft spot for KA like most imp fans but it has been a bit depressing of late with Scunny doing so well.

Hang on , hang on a minute, let me just double check ..............................was that an imps fan saying Scunny were doing well .........................it was...............................must be a bad day in Lincoln :(

38 - can't be a mid-life one yet, maybe its just a crisis, full stop! ;)

Beware Hurrican Delilah hit Scunthorpe at approx 9.05am thismorning, anything and anyone that got in her way was chewed up and spit out  :o
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 03, 2006, 22:12:16
Think she's been feisty again....  ::) ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:15:55
Pst. Wardy.  Pst.

Think you got genders mixed up

i think TM is a him. the avater isnt TM. look in the gallery of us all!!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 22:17:28
everyone got my wrath today .......................I'ml ike a volcano I simmer for along time and then.............. :o :o :o............................just don't get in my way else you've had it!

Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:19:35
Wardy's funeral is on Monday...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 03, 2006, 22:23:18
You can lob her in my bean trench.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 22:24:16
sitting outside eldest sprogs friends house waiting for her to get ready for me to take them to stables...............................20 minutes I waited today....................and thats normal .............every Saturday Morning...........................................reckon I'm just taken advantage of.............................today was the last straw, I hammered on the door and told her and her mum that in future if she isn't ready at 8.30 I'm going without her!  SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then .....................do you want me to continue or am I boring you?          ::)

Am coming round to this Lilo business now!!

Think it might be your funeral Adam ;)  Shes not know as the feisty one for nothing  ;)

Ady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 03, 2006, 22:42:37
Cup of tea anyone?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 03, 2006, 22:44:15
mmmm please ....
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:44:25
milk and one please.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 03, 2006, 22:45:57
custard cream or choccy hob n ob?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 03, 2006, 22:47:19
OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo, choccy hobnobs, my faves ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:47:38
uwww, we are going all out today.

ive got a couple of mince pies left from xmas if you want to pass them around??
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 03, 2006, 22:48:18
Shortbread if you have one.  Just the one box mind.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 03, 2006, 22:51:26
Well, I have started my healthing living regime (should last a week  ;D) so am willingly giving away the biccies to remove the temptation!

Okay, here you are then........................
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:53:01
go on EJ, have at least one, diet can start tommorrow!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Mrs Ava on January 03, 2006, 22:55:10
no no no!   ;D  Since I was soooooooooooooooo very poorly over Christmas I didn't eat much, so I figured I might as well carry on...get a head start!

You will have to have one for me, go easy on the brandy butter.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 22:57:03
hmmm, brandy butter :P

well, we aint doing bad for a thread with no real subject.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 03, 2006, 23:14:16

I wonder how long I'd take to rot down in Clanger's bean trench ...... 

What your hobnob ?? (oops, put hobo nob at first)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 04, 2006, 00:27:14
ok i will have  the custard cream  please   and i wont let the doggs get any  ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Annadl on January 04, 2006, 14:19:14
Thank goodness you haven't deleted after all this Steve ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Multiveg on January 04, 2006, 14:25:23
Is there any tea left in the pot? Seemed to have stumbled in a bit late. Tea probably cold, but I'll bung it in the micro for a tic
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 04, 2006, 14:40:10
I'll make a fresh pot, nothing worse than stewed tea! ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Multiveg on January 04, 2006, 14:46:57
Might make a cup of chamomile & honey but first I have to do the washing up as no cups left  :'(
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: MutantHobbit on January 04, 2006, 15:27:23
I'll make a fresh pot, nothing worse than stewed tea! ;D

You obviously haven't had tea made up in Scotland...  the spoons melt, the fillings run out of your teeth, the moisture gets sucked out of the inside of your mouth and you end up running around the Glens like a loony.  :-X;D

Makes you work like a Trojan outside in the rain though!  I've heard most of the tea in Glasgow is the same.  I wonder what they put in it? ;)  I got used to it after drinking it for a week or two..
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 04, 2006, 15:33:51
so glad i dont drink tea  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 17:11:29
This thread still going?  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 04, 2006, 17:35:45
yep
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Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 17:40:13
good
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 04, 2006, 18:06:28
only cos it wont let me delete it   ??? no mater how  hard i try  it just wont go any one  why???  must be immortal  ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 18:08:17
It's evolving, Doc....be afraid....be very afraid......
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Post by: Mrs Ava on January 04, 2006, 18:35:49
do you know, we have nearly reached 100 posts......what are we talking about again?? :D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 04, 2006, 18:42:13
ok i give in  as long as it dont turn into  a trifid  i dont mind it does dont blame me  it was the dogg  :o
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 04, 2006, 18:47:15
dont blame the dog  ;D ;D dogs cant defend themselves
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 18:52:31
do you know, we have nearly reached 100 posts......what are we talking about again?? :D
nothing - keep going  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 18:54:43
My daughter just did a google for Tudor Tarts..... ;D ;D ;D :-X
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 04, 2006, 18:56:31
what did  google come up with lottie  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 19:00:36
Tudor Tarts, Dibs  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 04, 2006, 19:02:08
just tudor tarts  ;D ;D ;D ;D no jam ones
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Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 19:04:04
Is she year 3-4 at school?  Will see if I have any useful Tudor links if it is helpful.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 19:07:09
Aww Ady thanks matey....she's 13 in 1 week and trying to find out about tudor well tarts!! Also wants me to make a marzipan goblet, smaller than a 20p piece containing sweetmeats...... ::)
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Post by: Multiveg on January 04, 2006, 19:14:28
Perhaps the recipe could be posted...  can it be made in a bread machine!!?
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Post by: terrace max on January 04, 2006, 19:17:21
Evening all. Where's Wardy? We have unfinished business... >:(
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 19:23:08
Well, she was decking someone from the Post Office last I saw her.....good luck.... :-\
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Post by: Carol on January 04, 2006, 19:24:09
Wardy is out looking for you, something about yer bean trench, is it deep?   Are you really a woman?  Wheres  Lots tonight?  Ah just spotted you Lots. when you having a party then.  Me an Jags on our way down the road now, am on my laapy doing this.....

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 04, 2006, 19:25:13
Blue decking a la Alan Titchmarsh ?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 04, 2006, 19:25:53
It's ok anyway - I'm disguised as a midget with big, massive DMs on...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 19:26:54
Psssst....don't tell him....but it's now a DM party...cos Dibs and I are too easily shockable, and feel we're too young and imressionable for the other.. ;D
Think not, Bags, think decking as in large hammer and juming up and down...
Bet you look lovely, Max.... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 19:54:07
Manchet:
•   1 1/4 cups lukewarm water
•   1 tbsp yeast
•   1 tsp suger
•   1/2 tsp salt
•   3 cups flour
To save time, I used a bread machine for the kneading and initial rising of the dough. Each batch was formed into 3 loaves (I didn't want really large loaves that would fill people up) wrapped in foil and placed in the freezer. They were then thawed out for the second rise and baked at the event. Bake at 400° F for 20 minutes.

As you can see the Manchet (spelling it right now) is basically just white bread.

Maslin Bread

For maslin bread, I have used strong plain flour instead of the wholemeal which would have been more common in poorer households. The white flour makes the bread lighter. There is a good mix of flavours with the slightly sour rye complementing the sweet barley. The bread is made up like the standard bread dough, so I have given the ingredients without the method.

No of Servings: 1 Cooking Time: Over 60 mins
Meal Course: Any Course

Ingredients

1 oz (25 g) fresh yeast
10 - 12 fl oz (275 - 325 ml) warm water as above
10 oz (275 g) strong plain flour
3 oz (75 g) barley meal
3 oz (100g) rye meal (note: this is not the metric equivalent but makes up the correct amount in the mixture)
Method
Refer to any standard bread dough recipe.

I didn't bother with the barley and doubled the rye.  Any amount of rye is authentic because they grew the rye and the wheat together - the rye would succeed if the weather was too wet for the wheat so in a poor harvest, the proportion of rye would be higher than after a good harvest.  The barley isn't particuarly authentic I don't think - I think it is added to make it more palatable for the less daring.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 19:55:44
Lottie - try this site - do not know whether it has any tarts or not unlike A4A  ;D

http://www.historicfood.com/portal.htm
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 04, 2006, 20:08:27
 :o :o :o

Red Clanger R.I.P.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 20:10:02
Thank you so much for the link Ady...ahem....and would you care to elaborate?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 20:15:51
 ;D

Medlar Tart http://www.historicfood.com/medlar%20tart%20recipe.htm
(Have no idea what a Medlar is or where you might find one)
Mince Pies http://www.historicfood.com/Pie%20recipe2.htm
Set Custards and Cut-laid Tarts http://www.historicfood.com/Setcustards.htm

Quite like the sound of cut-laid tarts although the cutting bit does sound a bit drastic  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 04, 2006, 20:18:55
oh please... ::) ::) ;)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 20:24:04
Mmmm....she says, with sideways look......OK...thanks Ady...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 20:29:44
Medlars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medlar)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dandelion on January 04, 2006, 21:13:26
Jumped straight from page 1 to page 6 of this thread. Have I missed anything in between?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 21:15:34
No  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 04, 2006, 21:19:39
anymore news on your football team clang

Dandlion - you mean you skipped 5 pages, shame on you ;D ;) and we were having such an intelligent conversation :-X ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dandelion on January 04, 2006, 21:23:08
;D ;D ;D
I've always wanted to do a car boot sale with just crap like used  polystyrene coffee cups, and old tissues, shoe laces etc, cos I'm sure they'd all sell!!


OK I admit I've started reading page 2 :-[

We once did a car boot sale and this woman stopped to look at a  paralel ruler priced at 5p. She asked what it was. We explained. She didn't quite get it. So we demonstrated it. She asked if it was suitable for children. We said suppose so. She asked if it would be suitable for an 8 year old. We said suppose so. She looked at it and picked it up and rolled it. This went on for 15 minutes. Then just as she got her money out (5p remember!) she noticed it had a chip and decided not to buy it!


Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dandelion on January 04, 2006, 21:28:58
Thought this would fit in nicely in this thread:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/cooked-unwanted-brussel-sprout-from-christmas_W0QQitemZ5651954281QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Dominique on January 04, 2006, 21:32:13
Phew... I've read all the 377 pages of this thread (or so it seems)    :P   In dire need of cup of tea, Scottish or otherwise will do. 
How many of you are in a bean trench by now?   ;)
D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dandelion on January 04, 2006, 22:00:22
Hey is this thread dying? :'( No one has posted in the last half hour. Meanwhile Nicholas the ebay sprout has reached 13409 hits. Surely we can do better?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 04, 2006, 22:25:16
cant look at that sprout any more i feel so sorry for it , not a bad price for a sprout   ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 22:30:39
News is not good Lilo.  Looks like manager coming back  :'( and Mr Trew (joint chairman/powerful moneybags) is going to resign in protest. ???  Might be a lot of infighting both in the boardroom and amongst the fans.  There are a lot of Keith Alexander loyalists (who rarely attend matches) who are getting on the bandwagon and shouting at us because we have lost patience - we are watching it week in week out and see how poor it is.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 22:57:49
I dropped me ear stud....anyone seen it?  ???
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 23:08:16
Did you see where it rolled to?
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Post by: Multiveg on January 04, 2006, 23:08:58
Bid up to £1,200 now!
14547 hits as well.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 04, 2006, 23:21:18
Think it kinda bounced, Ady....may be under Wards DM?  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 04, 2006, 23:24:14
You'll have to get it back then.  I'm a bit scared of her and staying over here.  :-\
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 07:44:51
i seen you ear stud lottie it was in the middle of my cabbage ,  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Multiveg on January 05, 2006, 09:17:44
I keep losing the earring butterflies, but don't notice until well after the incident has occured.

Thinking of butterflies, it was a flutterby in Hong Kong flapping its wings that made you drop the ear stud.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 09:21:22
Ah yes, Multi, the chaos theory.....know it well.. ;D
Ta Dibs!! Erm...think this caterpillar belongs to you.... :-X
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Multiveg on January 05, 2006, 10:44:47
Think it is time to boil the kettle. Will fill it right up (more than I need for one cuppa, but we are still on a boil water thing).
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 11:30:01
lots could you send the Caterpillar back plz  :) :) :) its lulu she is always getting lost  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 11:57:06
Here you go Dibs, she's had a wash and a..erm.... well...nibble, I suppose....remind me never to go to supermarket with ipod on again.... ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Multiveg on January 05, 2006, 13:25:57
Reading A4A and soft boiled eggs don't go together - now I got hard boiled eggs
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Post by: froglets on January 05, 2006, 14:52:45
Finally got a gap for a late lunch, logged on and decided to do some back reading.  Surreal but fun.

Am I off the Newbie status yet?

ps My family ( all Scottish) drink tea that has barely skimmed the surface of the bag.  Can't stand it myself, I'm a loose leaf kind of girl  :-)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: froglets on January 05, 2006, 14:53:45
Yipee!  it worked!
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 14:57:01
what you done to lulu lots she was black and yellow , now she is just green  ;D ;D ;D must remind you lots never to go to supermarket wearing ipod
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 14:57:52
think we sometimes need surreal to get us through this time of year don't ya reckon ;D...........and yeh my hubby drinks tea like that, can't stand it, if you're gonna have a cuppa have a gud un ;D

and cor blimey couldn't cope if I'd had to wait til 3 for me lunch
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 14:58:46
like your user name froglets  :)

Mine's rubbish  :(   They keep calling me Tezzer  :'(
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:01:12
Howzabout .................... Terry.........................any better! ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 15:01:37
Well done froglets!! Think you'll be a god by the end of this thread!!  ;D
Sorry Dibs, scrubbed Lulu bit hard....but she's quite fluffy now too, and thanks for reminder.. ::)
DOn't like tea...drinking water at min...think I'm sickening for something... :P
And poor Max...sorry, can't say Tezzer.... :-X no idea why, perhaps I'll try Iris as Wards suggested...let me say again....WARDS SUGGESTED!!
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:04:14
Maximus????? ;)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 15:05:04
Lottie you cant be sicking for any thing , what about the party  :o :o :o
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:06:05
a few bevvys and she'll be fighting fit  ;)
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 15:06:34
I'm looking for something snappy like ...Undercarriage Plan  ::) ::)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 15:07:36
Well, I'm afraid that's been taken....erm Slaptyback Windybutt is still free though.... :)
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 15:09:57
I couldn't possibly use your OH's name... ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 15:10:19
a few Delilah i fink lottie needs a barrel  ;D ;D
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:12:07
Ok then  a couple of barrels :o :o :o

Rumplestiltskin Stinky Pin?????????????????????
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 15:14:06
Is that a suggestion or an instruction, Delboy?
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 15:14:13
Scuse me gals, just need to....THWACK....ty....
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:15:35
good shot Lots

My littliest sprog is reading a book called..............................Max the Mucky Puppy ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 15:16:46
what about Humpty Numpty sounds good  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 15:17:33
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Max the Mucky Puppy


It's my biography... are you sure it's suitable??
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 15:19:54
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what about Humpty Numpty sounds good


Yeah right, 'dibber'  ::) ::) :)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 15:22:23
i thought it was very fetching  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Multiveg on January 05, 2006, 15:35:42
wonders if Max the mucky puppy does any fetching..

At school, dunno why, but one girl was nicknamed Fish Face.
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 15:56:08
wonders if Max the mucky puppy does any fetching..


got a feeling he wouldn't be that obedient or easy to train ::)

Is that a suggestion or an instruction, Delboy?

I don't do instructions twas a little suggestion me ole T.....!


Rumply Crumply Stinky Pin????????

Mad Max?????????

Pobby????????

 ;D :D :)

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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 16:51:39
Frankenfurter??????????????

Patchouli??????????

Silly Billy?????????????????

Pepper Pot??????????

Mellow Max??????????????

Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 18:18:54
 >:( >:( >:( Wait a minute: Mellow Max....hmmm, not bad lilo lady
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 18:31:38
thought you might like that one :)

can picture you as a laid back chilled out kinda guy, with an opinion on everything who rarely raises his voice to be heard.....................totally chilled   :)not in need of a head massage ;)

My girls suggested dingledong :-X..and I really haven't a clue why :-\
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 18:33:19
go for dingledong!!!  ;D ;D ;D

dont let me down on this one now TM!
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 19:37:46
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can picture you as a laid back chilled out kinda guy, with an opinion on everything who rarely raises his voice to be heard.....................totally chilled   :)not in need of a head massage


How much do I wish this was true... :-\ :) Well, the opinion bit is. Apart from football and knitting...

Quote
go for dingledong!!!   

dont let me down on this one now TM!


Sorely tempted - will have to speak to my legal representative... ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 19:40:16
u btr change it, will be very very disappointed if not TM!
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 19:44:00
i second that adam i fink it will suit TM Dingledong  ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 19:44:35
aargh the pressure...

Changing subject : Where's Ady this evening?
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 19:46:15
go on  Mr Max I need a laugh............change it ..................Doctor Dingledong ;D

What do you knit Doctor Dingledong, and you don't realy play footy do you.......................nah..................... ::)

Planning I guess, we distract him and he has nothing to teach the next day :o
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 19:55:12
just feel it may make me come across - I don't know - just a little too high-brow and serious.... ::) ::)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 19:57:33
take the doctor off then and just go for dingledong ,, :o :o thats dont sound half as serious ........
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 19:58:28
lets cast a vote:- if it goes above three for yes then you change your name.  its only a small sample but will represent everyones on A4A's views.

glad you agree TM.

so yes or no to Terrance Max changing his name to : Dingledong
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:04:18
Help! :o :o
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 20:05:55
Fifty quid.... :)
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:06:43
I'll do it for nowt ...(whatever it is)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:08:39
i vote for yes  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 20:09:27
i vote yes,  so thats two! one more needed.
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:10:01
diibbeerrrr!!! >:(  I'm going to stand on your car....
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:11:20
well make sure you have pink paint on your feet first TM  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 20:13:26
guess what...........................I say YES ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 20:13:53
 ;D ;D ;D Aww feel sorry for him now.....I've only just learnt Max, be years before I get the hang off...erm....dipplgonger or shutlopnget or whatever.. ???
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:16:46
flippin eck
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:17:40
Tm looks like you have to change your name  ;D ;D ;D 3 votes have been counted  ;D ;D ;D lots you will get the hang of it
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 20:18:49
Can you imagine how impressed my girls are, Jess is looking over my shoulder and is proper proud of herself :o

I kinda feel a little guilty :-[
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:19:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:20:27
You can reprieve me - Delilah - but I'd hate to disappoint the kids
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Post by: Delilah on January 05, 2006, 20:22:42
made their day ;) :D ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:28:18
Tm you cant be reprieve kids get so upset about this sort of thing  ;D ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 20:40:36
wahhuuuuu  *stands and applaudes*
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:48:22
it really does look good your new name TM or shall i say dingledong .  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 20:50:07
thank you thank you all.

makes me realise how much I liked Tezzer.  :-\
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 20:55:18
you do realise another couple of posts, and this thread will ahve made it into the A4A top 10 posrs for number of replies.

It didnt even start with a topic!!  ;D ;D

*stands and applaudes again*
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 20:56:42
see a topic can be made out of nothing and end up with a name like dingledong  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 20:59:34
agreed and carried!  ;D ;D ;D

Hey ding!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:00:57
Well done!!, its number 9 in the A4A biggest threads!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:01:32
errm hey... :-\
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:02:36
Bet Iris is impressed... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:04:26
She understands.  ;) :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 21:04:54
see we might even be able to make it no 1 who knows  ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:05:41
errm where is this league table - sorry to be a ding...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 21:06:34
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:07:14
go down to bottom, where the chat bit is, above there, it says more stats,  click on there!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:08:25
Didn't even know there was one....Dibs where have you put it.. ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:13:32
woo hoo mine's twice as big as yours lottie.  :)
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:15:12
 :o :o :o
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:16:55
Yes well, small is beautiful.... ;D ;)
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Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:19:23
noone ever told you ding that size isnt important....

ye i always thought it was rubbish too,  go you!  ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:19:50
    T
sm all is beautiful
    ^
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:22:06
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:23:27
I'm thinking!!! Stop looking at me... ::) ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:24:19
took me ages that bloody thing
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:25:27
Yes...well, didn't like to say, but the quality is a tad...ahem...below par..
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:26:45
 >:( never had any complaints before
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:27:04
 :o :o :o :-X :-X
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:28:45
Well, Oh dear....erm...just erm really.... :-\
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:30:02
be honest  >:(
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:32:50
Honesty is of course the best policy.  Unless your playing that bluffing game, when honesty isnt the best policy, but were getting sidetracked... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 21:34:02
Thank you Adam....Dingledong, you're striking out tecnique is sceond to none.... ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:35:20
are you speaking Finnish suddenly?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:39:55
Ok I'm off. I wonder if I'll wake up a dingledong (don't ask!)??
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 05, 2006, 21:45:54
you better had boy!  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 05, 2006, 21:48:00
Night John-boy....
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 22:08:10
i was gone for less then a hour and a whole page has gone  ;D ;D
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Post by: Icyberjunkie on January 05, 2006, 22:17:31
I fot you was gone much more than that Dibs, years ago in fact....... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 22:20:35
Oh Icy, sorry  but that soooo needs a thwack....THWACK<===== I'm learning.... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 22:25:15
well it could have been millions of years icy i fink i left in the ice age  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 05, 2006, 22:29:29
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 05, 2006, 22:34:04
not sure if i have returned in the right decade  ;D ;D, look like i have returned in the prehistoric age  ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 06, 2006, 14:52:14
Did I miss dingledong - seems to be back to Terry Maxwell now.

PS - I was planning lessons, then went out to plan scouts and all that with turmoil at my football club.  Only popped in here to fire a small shot across the bows of edibles then popped back to my footy chat.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 15:05:47
A likely story... yes, was fun with Dingledong, was wondering how you feel about a new name Ady....just for a change.... ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 06, 2006, 15:15:07
after dingledong i thick Rc might decline from a new name  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 15:21:43
So did Max! But the art of gentle persuasion is a wonderful thing to behold... I can't change mine, I did try ages ago, now I've just become an undercarriage plan....think if I changed to a girlie name, I'd feel daft....er  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 06, 2006, 15:33:58
Clanger is a nickname of old though - had it when I was at school. 
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 06, 2006, 15:38:07
Don't know why i chose dibber think it was meant to be divvy just spelt it wrong  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 06, 2006, 15:50:07
Hello - I'm Max and I live in a terrace-type property. Occasionally I'm a dongleding. Or something.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 15:55:47
I'm an aircraft bottom drawing... ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 06, 2006, 16:00:21
Better than being Bungalow Max  ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 06, 2006, 16:04:34
do i really need to explain mine??
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 16:46:57
Yes cos you're not 4.. ::)  And your name maybe Grundle bot... :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 06, 2006, 19:23:20
oh and the xxx next to dibber just looked sweet  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: doc steve on January 06, 2006, 20:24:00
(http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/3060/undercarriage6ud.jpg)   


not one of these i hope
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 20:25:56
OMG!!! I'm not even dressed!!! How could you!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

OK I def need a frilly gal's name.... :-\ 
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 06, 2006, 21:35:05
Nice grunions Lottie  :o :o

I think you should go for something sophisticated like ...errrrm .... sorry, don't do sophisticated...
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 06, 2006, 21:36:24
Is this still going then ?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 21:40:05
Yes I've always liked my grunnions... ;D
Yup! Bags!! Can you guess it's winter.... ::) ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 06, 2006, 21:40:26
lottie i never new you looked so pretty  :o :o :o :o why what big wheels you have  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 06, 2006, 21:48:22
...so two 'n's in grunion, then?
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 21:51:23
I don't know!! I'm an aeroplane wheel....honestly.. ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 06, 2006, 21:55:41
the general rule is that where you have a hard vowel sound e.g. 'a' as in apple, then you have a double consonant but where you have a soft vowel 'a' as in aid then the consonant remains single.  Thus you have hopping (hard vowel) and hoping (soft vowel).  Therefore onion, not having (an exception) an 'o' as in not sound can have a single consonant whereas grunnion has an 'u' as in cut so will more than likely require two 'n's.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 21:57:18
 ??? 
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 06, 2006, 22:01:07
I think you'll find it has 1 'n'. I was, of course referring to the well known fish, to wit:

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Along southern California’s sandy beaches, from March through September, one of the most remarkable life cycles in the sea is completed; the California grunion comes ashore to spawn. The grunion has been known to many southern Californians for more than 70 years, but there are still those who are skeptical of its existence. To be invited out in the middle of the night to go fishing with only a gunny sack and light for equipment does sound a little ridiculous, but in reality this is the most popular method.

California grunion are small silvery fish found only along the coast of southern California and northern Baja California. Most sportsmen would be unaware of their existence were it not for the unique spawning behavior of these fish. Unlike other fish, grunion come out of the water completely to lay their eggs in the wet sand of the beach. As if this behavior were not strange enough, grunion make these excursions only on particular nights, and with such regularity that the time of their arrival on the beach can be predicted a year in advance. This phenomenon can be seen on many beaches in southern California. Shortly after high tide, on certain nights, sections of these beaches sometimes are covered with thousands of grunion depositing their eggs in the sand.

Grunion hunting has become one of the famous sports of southern California. Since these fish leave the water to deposit their eggs, they may be picked up while they are briefly stranded. Racing for fish spotted far down the beach and trying to catch them by hand provides an exhilarating experience for young and old. The common sight of thousands of people lining the more popular beaches in southern California in anticipation of a grunion run attests to its ever growing popularity. Often there are more people than fish, but at other times everyone catches fish. All that is needed to catch grunion is a valid State fishing license and a willingness to get one’s feet wet.


Fascinating.

Title: Re: please delete
Post by: BAGGY on January 06, 2006, 22:02:24
Blimey Clanger that's dead clever.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 06, 2006, 22:04:31
OK, I'm lost again, so what has grunions got to do with undercarriages?  ??? and does an undercarriage grunnion have 2 nns?  :'(
And that is a huge quote!  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 06, 2006, 22:05:50
But Max, is your Grunion a Grunnion or a Groonion?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 06, 2006, 22:37:41
this post is climbing in the A4A stats!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: iain on January 07, 2006, 09:54:39
anyone making the tea?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 10:50:19
Yawn.....black two sugars please... ;D  No snow here Dominique....just blinkin rain again, bang goes trench digging again!! Darn and footle... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 10:54:02
iain, will let you know about that fabric, still looking at thicknesses etc. the other stuff was too thin!
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: dibberxxx on January 07, 2006, 13:05:11
very cold here today , just loft hurling today , can i hurl my rubbish into your trench lottie  ;D ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 13:30:28
It's a moat, DIbs....and cos you may, but watch out for bocodiles.... :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: froglets on January 07, 2006, 14:44:44
the cold miserable rain here has even stopped me emptying the rubble out of my loft lottie.  Himself has just parked a Hazel in the back yard, but in a position I can't see from here & yes, it's too cold & wet to venture out and move it.  That's another set of pot wheelies to buy so I can whizz all the pots around and hang out my washing.

Time for a brew.

Assam ok?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 14:46:49
OOoo yes, please!! Peeing down here too, and I have my moat to finish, rockets to launch and carpets to clean.... ::) ;)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: froglets on January 07, 2006, 15:01:48
You'll have to supply the biscuits I'm afraid as I just can't summon the energy to make scones
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 15:08:06
No problem, I've found another tin of curred parsnip mince pies and a few sprout vol au vents, we'll dine in style!!  ;D will just have a rummage, see if I can find those carrot souffle sausage rolls....ang on a min... :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 15:12:12
Oooh - I love a good cup of strong assam tea - furry mouth from the tannin just right up my street.  Could you put an extra bag in for me please?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: froglets on January 07, 2006, 15:14:27
ooh noooo  not bags, loose leaf or nothing.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 15:19:49
Ady...tst.... ::) have you finshed grrrrring now?
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 15:20:16
You'll have to excuse Ady, Froglets - he's from Lincolnshire y'know... not cultured like us Yorkshire folks
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 15:25:27
And Suffolk!! OK....prob not actually, bit in the wilds.... :-X we still have pony express for mail delivery... ::)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: froglets on January 07, 2006, 15:26:58
funnily enough, the alternative to Assam is Yorkshire Gold

Must dash I only logged on to pay a bill so will have to construct a techie reason as to why it all took so long...

There was an error on the screen which led to the system incorrectly interpreting the triple indirect pointer.  this caused a blue screen of death followed by an incorrect ipconfig release and fluffy bunnies chewed the cable and I came over with an attack of the vapours.

which was nice.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 15:30:11
Lots - What is ...'Suffolk'?? Breed of pig?

froglets - I can tell you're gonna be right at home round here  ::) :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 15:31:00
I use bags because it is more use in the garden and on the lottie.  Have you tried lining the bottom of plant pots with loose leaf tea.  The result is very messy window sills.  Also smacking the bottom of your teapot over your compost heap does not get all the tea leaves out and there are still some that get washed down the drain - a shamelful wast in my opinion so its bags all the way  ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: wardy on January 07, 2006, 15:31:05
ooh dear sorry to hear that Froglet but still  tea is just the thing for an attack of vapours.  Have a macaroon to dip in it.  Drat there's tea leaves in mine.  Bet RC didn't use the strainer.  He's from Lincolnshire you know.
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 15:45:11
What is SUFFOLK!!! It's the hub of the universe, of course!! And a breed of horse, strangely...and pig....mmmmm.....and pink colour too, I believe.. :)
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 15:46:57
It's nice to think a pink pig called Suffolk is the hub of the universe....
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 15:54:35
You'll have to excuse Ady, Froglets - he's from Lincolnshire y'know... not cultured like us Yorkshire folks

Bet RC didn't use the strainer.  He's from Lincolnshire you know.

Scuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

I can quote...........................ner ner na ner ner ;D

FA CUP           Scunthorpe United 1               Manchester City 1   ;DOMG ;D
Title: Re: please delete
Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 15:56:06
Delboy! where've you been?

Isn't Scunthorpe in Greater Yorkshire, to all intents and purposes....??
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 15:57:56
Get out of here - its just a small town in Lincolnshire.
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:00:42
Hey Delilah! How's the decorating?  :P And Max ssshhhh it's a well kept secret, the pig thing... :-X
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:02:44
It's the norm in Lincolnshire, Lottie!!!!  :-X
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:06:17
DINGLEDONG - been building the biggest coldframe ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

CLANGER - you're only jealous,  Scunthorpe United 1                Manchester City 0  ;D

LOTS don't mention the D word, chosen colours, bought paint, gotta do it now!!!!!!! :(

We have an organic farm shop and restaurant in Scunny called the Pink Pig!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the norm in Lincolnshire, Lottie!!!! :-X

What is???????????????? ???
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:10:02
Did you go for the lime green?  ;D
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:15:42
You dreamt it. Any idea how to get the correct accents on my Paul Valery quote ??
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:16:37
Turkish Delight!!!!!



Flippin Robbie Fowler :(



Yep you saw Dingledong.........tis a rare breed of Yorkshireman ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:17:41
Turkish delight paint?  ???
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:17:57
Aren't all pigs pink? 
(http://www2.freefoto.com//images_d/01/14/01_14_1_web.jpg?&k=Black+Pot+Bellied+Pig)

PS can I have the used tea bags?
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:19:33
Miss Scunthorpe 2006??
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:20:27
I used to ride pigs... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:22:37
Wrexham 0 The Imps 1 (Simon Yeo - Yeo Yeo Yeo Yeo Yeo Yeo Yeo) Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nana na na nana na na nana na naaaa (to the Dambusters March)
We are Imps We are Imps etc.
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:24:32
Miss Scunthorpe 2006??
Sounds about right  ;D
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:25:38
Turkish delight paint? ???

Yep ::) :o ;D

Miss Scunthorpe 2006??

 :o >:( ::) ???..................................................I roar Dingledong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oi Clanger >:( :( ::) ???


Flippin Robbie Fowler AGAIN :(................AND AGAIN :(
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:27:25
Well pink is a very neutral colour... ::) :) ;)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:28:46
are we talking pigs or decor here?
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:30:30
Delilah is on the verge of decorating....gives me shivs thinking bout it...
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:32:49
I used to ride pigs... ;D ;D ;D
Once when I was up at Lincoln Crown Court there was case in in Court 2 that involved this.  Perp came from the Boston area  ;D
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:33:51
I get paint everywhere- tis not a pretty sight...........................................Pink, a very underated colour! ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:34:13
Turkish delight paint? ???

Yep ::) :o ;D

Miss Scunthorpe 2006??
Your from Lincoln Lilo - just happen to live up in Smokesville.

 :o >:( ::) ???..................................................I roar Dingledong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oi Clanger >:( :( ::) ???


Flippin Robbie Fowler AGAIN :(................AND AGAIN :(
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:35:20
Quote
Pink, a very underated colour

Not if you're a Suffolk pig...
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:37:51
Ady....you were soo close to a thwack, but I'm in a fine mood so will just explain..... Dad had a pig farm, I used to sit on the back of the bores and ride them round the farm....OK? Clear?   ::) ;) ;)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:39:17
Male pigs boring too, then....??
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Post by: wardy on January 07, 2006, 16:39:26
You sat on the backs of bores!  Well done you  ;D  Bet that sorted em  :)
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:40:56
OMG Ady I can't quote like you can ...................................am slowly loosing the plot here!.........so am I not eligible to enter Miss Scunthorpe 2006 then............................. :o

Quote
Pink, a very underated colour

Not if you're a Suffolk pig...

 ;D

Can't keep up with you lot, been taking things too easy today and fingers are so cold that they won't type quick enough to post before you's ::)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:43:56
Quick now's our chance to vote on Delboys name change...! :)
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 16:44:51
very disappointed in you TM for your name change,

you will always be Dingledong in my eyes  ::)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:47:23
I'd rather see it as a little treat to be shared among friends.... ::) :)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 16:48:31
No pigs are boring Max.... ;D I started my strange habits young Wards! And they were real softies, I thought I'd been riding the same one for years, turned out dad changed them regularly, so been taking my life in my hands for about 10 years!!!  ;D  Weird sense of humour he had... ::)
Pigs, turkish delight? What??
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 16:49:05
your dingledong?  ;)
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:49:20
Should we have this thread moving to the watershed?
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 16:50:37
 ;D ;D ;D

ya know, there is nothing rude about TM, dingledong.  you just ahve dirty minds...
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:51:31
Quote
Should we have this thread moving to the watershed?

Got something to tell us Ady??
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 16:54:32
It's all the riding pigs that lottie is doing and the boring pigs that you are doing.  I'm starting to get very worried that innocent children may be influenced by the actions of irresponsible people.  ;D
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:56:22
Oh Dear Ady, ...................shame about Mark Jones :(

Scunny 1   Man City  3  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Should we have this thread moving to the watershed?

don't you start Ady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am ignoring you Mucky Max ;)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 16:57:08
I gather Wrexham equalised....

Delboy - it'll only encourage me  ;)
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 16:59:55
I gather Wrexham equalised....


Mark Jones! :'(
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 17:04:04
It's all gone quiet over here and we only sing when we're winning  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 18:02:32
Haven't you seen the pig races in Suffolk then Ady? We all charge about on them, jump the odd hedge then proceed to goat braiding.... :)
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 18:06:48
OMG  :o It gets worse.  Goat braiding now.  Followed by wellie wanging no doubt.
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 18:09:55
Welly wanging doesn't happen til you've wonged your welly, silly.. ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 19:46:39
Anyway, nearly overtaken those frivolous Lottie files, who's for a cuppa?
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 19:50:34
Just got time before launch...ta.. :)
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Post by: terrace max on January 07, 2006, 19:52:07
6 sugars?
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 20:14:40
I think the goat and pig are feeling a little thirsty - I'm a bit busy practicing wanging and will be over later.
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 20:15:15
I am glaring you know, there is just no suitable face for the one I'm pulling...
Ady you need to wong first.... ::)
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 20:16:30
Nah - I've mastered wonging - definitely need to work on my wanging now.
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Post by: Delilah on January 07, 2006, 20:32:03
 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 07, 2006, 20:35:34
He's doing it all wrong Delilah, that welly is just not going as far as it should be.....perhaps he'll be better at goat braiding..... :-X
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 22:44:08
It's here Dominique  :D
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 22:52:18
Its what you need to learn before you learn wanging
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 22:53:47
but surly you need to learn wunging before wonging?
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 22:55:39
Glad that's all been cleared up then.
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 22:55:55
but surly you need to learn wunging before wonging?
Don't tell lottie that Adam - I'm really knackered already what with my pig riding, goat braiding and welly wonging and wanging lessons.  If she throws in wunging as well, I think I will break down.
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 22:57:46
Don't tell lottie that Adam - I'm really knackered already what with my pig riding,

 :o :o :o :o
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 22:59:18
Don't ask  ;D
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 23:01:13
how many times have you rode a pig today Ady?
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Post by: redimp on January 07, 2006, 23:04:24
I haven't got as far as riding pigs yet.  I am still at the wonging stage as I failed wanging and got relegated and in my other lesson I am still trying to master goat braiding.  That lottie is a hard taskmaster and if I do not get it right first time....Thwack!!.
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Post by: adam04 on January 07, 2006, 23:06:20
hes told all now?

So how do you pig ride??  ;)
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 00:26:21
carefuly of course  ;) ;D
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Post by: iain on January 08, 2006, 08:29:02
iain, will let you know about that fabric, still looking at thicknesses etc. the other stuff was too thin!
Thankx for that adam
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Post by: adam04 on January 08, 2006, 11:20:48
morning all.  :)
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 13:31:13
ello, ello, ello, :)
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Post by: lorna on January 08, 2006, 15:40:48
Not  raining here! Just going to ask sister-in-law in Kent, just in case you are making rain an excuse to sit at keyboard all day ???
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 16:22:48
gloomy is the only way to descibe my wonderful town today :(
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 16:34:42
Helloooooooo  ;D she says raising goggles....I've been busy repairing the rocket!! Lots of PVC or is it PVA.. ??? Mmmm and sellotape....dead chuffed! ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 17:09:09
Sorry, when I was braiding it yesterday, I accidentally braided it into the curtains and now it can't move.  And being such an amateur, and having wonging to perfect, I have not had time to unbraid it.
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Post by: terrace max on January 08, 2006, 17:13:21
I'm afraid I will have to liberate it Ady. tut tut  ::)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 17:18:48
It's Max's fault Dominique....he's freed the goat!! It's rampaging all over the place now!  ::) Hope it doesn't get into edibles or I'm for it... :-\
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Post by: terrace max on January 08, 2006, 17:21:27
LOL!  ;D For god's sake don't eat Ady's remaining garlic...

Serves Dominique right for not sorting me accutes and me graves (sp?)... ;)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 17:24:18
I'll try and steer it to the Livestock bit....hope no one notices......oh bottoms!! It's in the laundry section!  :o :-X
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Post by: adam04 on January 08, 2006, 18:51:41
this is now the third biggets thread in A4A history!!!  :o ;D

i was happy when we managed to get it past 100 from the words 'please delete'

but its turned out well, give yourself a round of applause everyone!  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 18:53:53
 o heck its still going    :o    ???
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 18:54:38
you really started something ;)
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Post by: terrace max on January 08, 2006, 19:21:12
As long as those lottie files keep well down the list...I started the biggest one of all y'know Delboy.... :)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:22:38
Size isn't everything...... 8)
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 19:23:40
humour him Lots  ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:25:02
SIgh....OK...size is everything     ::)
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Post by: terrace max on January 08, 2006, 19:26:34
make yer minds up ladies  ::) ::)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:27:22
Goat braiding is really everything.....
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Post by: terrace max on January 08, 2006, 19:28:51
stupid goat  >:(
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 19:31:51
make yer minds up ladies  ::) ::)

tis a ladies prerogative ;)
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:33:14
Or is it goat braiding...mmm...... ;D just feel indecisive .....
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 19:37:35
indecision.............indecision.......................wanging wins everytime ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 19:44:07
Can I move onto wanging.  I've been wonging for ages and I'm starting to get a bit sore. :-[
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:46:33
But are you ready, Ady.....Do you feel that inner confidence necessary for fully fledged welly wanging....?
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Post by: Delilah on January 08, 2006, 19:48:58
practice makes perfect Ady.....................................try calendular cream ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 19:59:05
Or if you fancy a change, you could attempt the age old Suffolk tradition of frog funnelling..... ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 20:06:24
At the end of all this, ah'll be ar fully fledged suffolk bouy.  Come on you Tractorboys.  Haven't been in the North Stand for about 4 years now.
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 20:13:40
No...
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 08, 2006, 20:40:13
cant beat us JCB gals ............ ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 20:41:29
And what time do you call this then!!!!! Launch delayed, Max's thread winning...honestly!!! Hey Dibs, how are you me ol matey.. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 08, 2006, 21:04:17
i call this to late for rocket lunch sorry to disapoint everyone but found hole in moom suit  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 23:11:05
needs a bump back up this one  ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 23:14:32
You're off topic... ;D
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 23:15:21
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 23:16:57
i dont like topics i like mars bars
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 23:20:04
turns  me heating up i  dont want freezing  :o ;) ;D
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 23:21:14
shhhh  im under cover  don't wanna sign all those autographs
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 23:21:35
If everyone froze everyone, would we all be talking to ourselves?  ??? and would Wardy still need to clean?  ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 23:33:24
Erm.... :-\
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Post by: redimp on January 08, 2006, 23:34:19
Am I the only member of A4A left?  ??? ??? ???
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 23:39:31
AHA!!! I just got the topic and mars bar thing!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 08, 2006, 23:44:49
Russ? The goat?  ???
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 23:47:07
i dont know any goats
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Post by: doc steve on January 08, 2006, 23:55:22
but wont the goat eat the moon  ???
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 09, 2006, 09:32:21
I'm not that daft, they both have muzzles on.... ::)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 09, 2006, 09:53:20
there both have moonboots on too ................ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: doc steve on January 09, 2006, 14:47:30
but whoes  gona take the  dog fer walkies on the moon  ???
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Post by: undercarriage plan on January 09, 2006, 14:55:43
The goat... ::) ;)
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Post by: dibberxxx on January 09, 2006, 16:20:02
we will just take weights off moonboots and Russ will take his self for walk ................... ;D ;D ;D only joking Wardy
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Post by: redimp on January 09, 2006, 18:25:49
Russ is ready  ;D

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Post by: doc steve on January 09, 2006, 18:36:18
do nasa  know about this  ???

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