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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on December 01, 2017, 07:02:59

Title: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 01, 2017, 07:02:59
We used to do this a few years ago. The A4A Advent Calendar. Anybody can join in. The first person each morning who wants to join in and finds it empty can post a gardening/allotment related picture of what they would like to see in the calendar. Have fun, leave remarks, keep it cleanish otherwise the mods will move it to the watershed. Here is the first box open.

(https://s33.postimg.org/bbw4nc24r/dung.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/bbw4nc24r/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 01, 2017, 08:53:06
Is this what you want for Xmas?  Do you want it gift wrapped?  The reindeer must produce quite a lot.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 01, 2017, 10:01:04
A welcome sight even the fly seems to like the first offering?
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 02, 2017, 06:29:27
 Day 2 How about this instead of a shed.

(https://s33.postimg.org/vfug6vj5n/shed.png) (https://postimg.org/image/vfug6vj5n/)

Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 02, 2017, 07:06:37
Good idea easier to move.  All you need is a horse!!  And then it will produce the manure as well.  Personally I would prefer a pig, it would enjoy all my stinging nettles.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 02, 2017, 12:22:47
Ideal method of  "Rotation"
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 03, 2017, 10:38:04
Sunshine
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 03, 2017, 14:40:29
I see you have your head in the clouds again Digeroo.

Suggest you keep off the festive spirit as you seem to be getting double vision.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 03, 2017, 15:12:21
Two summers do not make a swallow.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 04, 2017, 07:13:27
Well it is nearly chrissymas and I like seeing my little mate when I am digging.

(https://s33.postimg.org/la6402vgb/robin.png) (https://postimg.org/image/la6402vgb/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 04, 2017, 09:34:52
Nice to see that you are keeping a "breast" of things Ace and handling the calendar well!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: BarriedaleNick on December 05, 2017, 08:42:17
Day 5 - some colour in the garden would be nice!

(https://i.imgur.com/Me7eaOm.jpg)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 05, 2017, 09:17:11
Thanks Nick that picture was just what I needed saved me taking a vitamin D tablet (my sunshine tablet)this morning.

Nice one!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 06, 2017, 09:51:05
No. 6, I hired one of these once, rotovated a dozen new plots in a morning for  friends. (https://s33.postimg.org/3s338qt4r/kubota.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3s338qt4r/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 06, 2017, 11:56:04
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rotovated a dozen new plots in a morning for  friends

Your friends including the Robin must have loved that!

I couldn't do that due to my plots being inaccessible to such a machine.

Have a word with OH she might buy you one for Xmas  :icon_santa:
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: johhnyco15 on December 07, 2017, 07:26:40
no7 a bit of shed decs
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: daveyboi on December 07, 2017, 09:14:36
no7 a bit of shed decs

All you need now is the snow to make a perfect Christmas Scene
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 08, 2017, 06:53:21
Ladies day today. A bit of help in the garden. (https://s33.postimg.org/4w7f8rid7/gardeners.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4w7f8rid7/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 08, 2017, 10:31:39
Ah! I remember the days!

Sadly I got out of the shower this morning and looked in the mirror and my memories were shattered! :icon_king:
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 08, 2017, 16:51:57
Same here Tee, I had the body of a Greek God, now it is more like a Greek restaurant.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: johhnyco15 on December 09, 2017, 09:00:56
home made presents chili jam this one  from Carolina reaper down to pot black something for everyones taste merry christmas no9
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 09, 2017, 09:52:25
I am not into jams although I do get into many!

Sounds as if this one would suit the  "Winter chill" we are having.

Perhaps you can put some on your shed decorations because when I saw those the first thing that came into my warped mind was "Brass Monkeys" :icon_rendeer:
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Paulines7 on December 09, 2017, 10:02:33
Ladies day today. A bit of help in the garden. (https://s33.postimg.org/4w7f8rid7/gardeners.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4w7f8rid7/)

This lot turned me off so not one for this lady!  The only good thing about these men is that none of them have hairy chests.  Why do men want to develop their muscles so much that it appears they have boobs?  I find them so off putting.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Duke Ellington on December 09, 2017, 10:23:15
Paulines😂😂
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Paulines7 on December 09, 2017, 10:26:52
One for the Advent calendar.

(https://s19.postimg.org/47sdo3ywv/Christmas_present.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/47sdo3ywv/)

Can anyone tell me please why this photo doesn't enlarge the same as the other photos on this thread?
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: daveyboi on December 09, 2017, 11:42:05
One for the Advent calendar.


Can anyone tell me please why this photo doesn't enlarge the same as the other photos on this thread?

It does enlarge but only to the size of the original photo uploaded I believe (320 x 240 pixels) according to photo properties
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Paulines7 on December 09, 2017, 23:37:05
  Maybe I should try this one:

(https://s19.postimg.org/mh54i5xrz/DSC00062.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/mh54i5xrz/)

This one doesn't do it either!  Maybe I will get the hang of these things one day!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 10, 2017, 09:30:28
Well the help for the ladies got a few likes but getting picture for help for the men could get tricky if old vinegar drawers kicks off again. So here we go lads proper help. (https://s33.postimg.org/dntni2a17/Cambridgeshire-_Land-_Girls-_Cambridge-_News.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/dntni2a17/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 10, 2017, 09:52:31
Trouble is Ace if that gang of men got in tow with these ladies I doubt if any gardening would be done.

But yes the ladies look like the real thing.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 10, 2017, 17:23:21
If I click on the pic it comes with an ad for a dating website with the by line
'Give your love life the boost it really needs.....'
Or should that be boots?

Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Pescador on December 11, 2017, 08:35:24
Pretty (cold) back garden, and currently -2. Starting the week indoors.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Beersmith on December 11, 2017, 19:50:26
We read a lot these days about robotics and advances in artificial intelligence, so how about this gender neutral helper?

Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 12, 2017, 07:38:46
What has a tin of choccies got to do with gardening? Well I use them to bribe the grandchildren into helping me and the coffee creams make good slug bait. Plus the tin makes a good seed saver.

(https://s33.postimg.org/gpv05tr3f/chocs.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gpv05tr3f/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: pumkinlover on December 12, 2017, 07:59:01
Frost on the outside of the windows.
Much better than when we used to have frost on the inside!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 12, 2017, 10:33:19
Chocolate essential!!!

Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 12, 2017, 11:41:45
My Chocolates have all gone and so are the biscuits as you can see here;

(http://www.thegardenersalmanac.co.uk/Data/Seed%20sowing-indoors/Seed%20Pics/01.JPG)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 13, 2017, 14:16:49
Something for when you need to plant deeper.

(https://s33.postimg.org/hm1lfdnnv/digger.png) (https://postimg.org/image/hm1lfdnnv/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 13, 2017, 14:58:46
Love it!

Even at my age I can't remember tools like that.  :icon_farao:
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 13, 2017, 19:38:35
Did you borrow it from Fred Flintstone?
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 14, 2017, 14:01:27
Got to have wellies, you are not a gardener without them.

(https://s33.postimg.org/mvyai7lyj/xmas_wellies.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/mvyai7lyj/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 14, 2017, 16:05:56
 Too true and don't forget the hat!



:icon_santa:
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 15, 2017, 12:55:16
Welly boots?  Gardeners should be wearing safety boots

https://www.ie.screwfix.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/640x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s7/9/6/9688H_P

Your toes are important and they are zero rated for vat.
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 15, 2017, 14:11:16
specially for Digeroo today, stand alone toecaps, wear them with stilettos and make planting holes by just walking across the plot.

(https://s33.postimg.org/5nack06zf/New-non-slip-font-b-steel-b-font-font-b-toe-b-font-font-b-cap.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5nack06zf/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 15, 2017, 16:48:54
I have found kicking weeds is a good way to get rid of them.  What I need is something like that with a hoe attachment on the front. 

The stiletto sounds a great idea for planting leeks.   

Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 15, 2017, 17:23:06
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What I need is something like that with a hoe attachment

Yes I know what you mean a bit like the blade those bad guys in films have in their shoes!

(http://www.thegardenersalmanac.co.uk/Blogspot/8x6%20GH/Santa%204.gif)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 16, 2017, 09:03:03
day 16 and the only secateurs you will ever need. I send mine back for a service now and again and I am sure they just send me a new pair.

(https://s33.postimg.org/p33yfk5mj/fel4_L.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/p33yfk5mj/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 18, 2017, 08:46:02
Internet down for 24 hours so I will have to do two today, well two pairs of fork handles


(https://s8.postimg.org/ralhiz5y9/four.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ralhiz5y9/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 19, 2017, 10:35:49
day 19. a few sprouts, more than six, so a antisocial amount according to one council today.(https://s10.postimg.org/8eh74x9at/sprouts.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8eh74x9at/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Digeroo on December 19, 2017, 11:09:14
Could you stop leaving your vegetables lying about the place.  It is attracting flies, they are crawling all over my computer screen!!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Pescador on December 20, 2017, 07:54:34
Only 5 days to go!
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 21, 2017, 08:42:39
Today is the day for these, plant on the shortest day, harvest on the longest day. Eat them boxing day with the cold cuts.

 (https://s10.postimg.org/64l9p3xxh/shallots.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/64l9p3xxh/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: Tee Gee on December 21, 2017, 09:54:33
Yip!

I agree, my seeds will be sown in 2-3 weeks time, meaning another gardening year has begun!


Doesn't time fly?
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 22, 2017, 11:24:06
For those who have all the latest Amazon  technology. You just shout Alexa, dig me a hole.
(https://s10.postimg.org/c1lgus2xx/alexa.png) (https://postimg.org/image/c1lgus2xx/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 23, 2017, 11:19:03
Helleborus,  Christmas carol

(https://s10.postimg.org/r9tzfq0k5/Helleborus-niger-_Christmas-_Carol.jpeg.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/r9tzfq0k5/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: ACE on December 24, 2017, 13:51:56
Last one today. Merry Chrissymas and let's  hope the fat old beardy bloke brings you something nice.

(https://s9.postimg.org/fmt4e2lez/beer.png) (https://postimg.org/image/fmt4e2lez/)
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: BarriedaleNick on December 25, 2017, 11:01:59
hope the fat old beardy bloke brings you something nice.

(https://s9.postimg.org/fmt4e2lez/beer.png) (https://postimg.org/image/fmt4e2lez/)

Are you popping round then?
Title: Re: 2017 ADVENT CALENDAR
Post by: pumkinlover on December 25, 2017, 14:57:06
LOL 😂😂😂
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