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Ok you Lovies........................
Are we definate on the date for the party? 19th December? (I need to let the boys up at the fire station know) Time? Dress? food? is it Bring your own bottle? (will try and encourage the firemen to not wear dresses!)
PLEASE Dan,pretty please, can we have a spare shed for the night? You of course will be the guest of honour, and can sit under the misletoe all night!
And how about the panto? Same night, different night?Has it been cast and I have nodded off in front of me screen without realising!
Don't forget we need dress rehearsals etc. ( Plus Ozzie needs to know so we can get him into costume and outta that wardrobe!)
DP wanders off muttering 2B or not 2B, what was the question?
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Hiya Doris, this party animal is ready to go! The 19th is in the diary and the best dress is washed and ready for removal by the fireman ::). Happy to do the panto on the same night.....I don't know about the casting....last count I think I was up for the part of Maid Marion, altho it has been years since I was a fair maiden! ;D I have the sloe gin ready, mince pies made (heavily laced with Amaretto), and a huge bunch of mistletoe for shed fun and games! :-*
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Hi Dottie and Emmajane yes got the date down and the strappy little number ready.How many bottles of Wine shall i bring? I make a nice Punch maybe I should do that
I've been collecting loads of leaves for my part as the rest of the Forrest.
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BB, I have just collected 6 bin bags if you need any extra! Punch would be good...so would the wine!! Think I have a couple of bottles of elderberry I could mull.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Mull of elderberry, oh firemen rolling in from the lottie, I desire etc.............................. ;D (Sung to the tune of Wings Mull of Kintyre!) Will bring some parsnip and squash soup.
think I am cast as the lottie holder..does this mean you all come and dig over me patch?? PLEASE???
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That's all that I need oh! don't let me down.More to follow we'll make it a duet Dottie .Did you get a strappy little number.Can't wait for my fire putting out.
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all this talk of firemen to entertain us ladies.... who is going to entertain the chaps? :o
Have diamond studded wellies all clean, and extra fairy lights for the shed. hoorah!
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Well, according to Hugh, the BRILLIANT author, I am in love with Reginald, What I want to know is who is up for the part of Reg, cos I get to kiss him in one of the final scenes!! Sad to say I think for my part in the panto, I get to wear me allotment gear, you know, wellies, wooly hat and thermals....................
But for the party, I may get me tiara out of the bank again, tho the magpies were very interested in it last party, was that you Di? won't make the same mistake of wearing my high heels again tho, kept sinking ;D DP
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EJ, we could e-mail Kylie to see if she would care to join us?!
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Do you mean the Kyllie I think you do if ssso don't let Cool Carrot know he's dead keen on her and has a very jealous wife.Could be a bit of bover there.
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Maybe not Kylie then, we don't want no bover!!! How about the Russian womans wrestling team?
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....we could.....but they would see all that open freshly dug earth and would not be able to resist the urge to wrestle in it - think of the compaction! ;) (and think of the drouling men! :o)
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Can't do with our fellas drooling over them Russian mud wrestlers EJespecially when i've bought my little strappy number ,hope i'll be warm enough.
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The 19th's fine wih me, I think we volunteered Dan to be Reg the lottie man, so, Dottie you'll be able to judge his enthusiasm by the size of shed he might donate for the proceedings.
............and if the russian wrestling team do turn up the I'm sure the fellas' will make good use of them
.......... and give them all shovels
....... and then become advocates for blanket doubling-digging of all allotments !!!! ::)
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you will be warm enough, once you have a few elderberry wines, or sloe gins, or both, down your neck! Lovely! Then we can get the fireman to light a well controlled fire to keep us all snuggly and toast some marshmallows on.....
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Sounds good to me EJ.
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Hi, saw your mention of Sloe Gin, please can anyone tell me what it tastes like?
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........... Can't we make it a big fire so they have to get their hoses out..............
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Robin, I gotta kiss Dan? :-[ Blimey!!
Them girls can double dig my lottie anytime....I have a load of manure waiting to go!(and I am sure I can find a spare spade or 10!)
EJ, you bringing the marshmallows then? Home made or shop bought?
Perhaps we should gather some firewood, hope Ozzies costume is not too realistic!!
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Ohhh Sue, sloe Gin is nectar!!! Think there is a thread on recipes!
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Now there's a thought Scorched OZzY.
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Home made marshmallows of course. :)
Sloe gin is delish! :P A big fire for sure, all those firemen, all their hoses, oh my goodness..... :o
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Now Robin, control yourself, remember the trouble you got yourself into behind the compost heap last party? And I quote
"Help I'm in the nettle patch I can hear the noise and the rustling but cant see anything, must have taken a wrong turn -all I want is a fireman!!!! Oh and a drink
...and a lottery win
....and a porsche
...and.....and...."
Plus there was a little something about hoses and horses???!!!
Wonder if Eric will wear his Holly leaf again, very seasonal...or was it Hugh?
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;D Thanks Doris, I have found a website called www.sloemotion.com and I`m thinking of buying my husband a bottle as an extra for Christmas. Is it a very sweet?
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Hey you will mind all my leaves with this fire won't you?
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Buy a bottle? :o You gotta make some next year Sue!! GREAT stuff. Can be sweet, depends on how it is made!(never tasted the commercial stuff) Bet there is loads sitting on peeps shelves on this site! Between EJ and I, we could keep the UK supplied I am sure ;D
We love it shaken over ice, like a cocktail. Give it a go, I am sure he will love it!
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Oh boy, I had to say that word didn't I! Thingytail, whats that!!!! hehehehehehehe
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Don't worry BB, the firemen have been warned! I sampled sloe vodka recently, same theory, but WOW, melted my eye lids! Reminded me of the effect the pea pod wine had on the Good Life! :P
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...... Oh Dottie was I really that bad (or good!)...
......can't wait for the next party....
...... if we burn Oz wont we all be high on the fumes?
Dont let me drink too much, I might confuse the firemen and the wrestlers!
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BB, we will have to get the firemen to douse you with their hoses, so you don't smolder!
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Robin, I could explain the difference.but may get thrown off the site! ;D We have to get Oz out of the wardrobe before we can even contemplate pinching a few of his twigs!! I suppose we could always burn the wardrobe?
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hey.....we seem to be having a wee party of our own
I have just opened a bottle of Amaretto for a wee nite cap, anyone wanna join me? :P
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Oh i don't mind a little smoulder Dottie.EJ i have some Pea-pod wine I'll bring some for you to try.Only to be drunk understrickt supervision though rocket fuel is nothing at the side of this.I think you'ed be safer sticking to my Punch.
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....... Cheers EJ but just finishing half a pint of baileys, and then off to bed...... pass me that fireman!!!!!
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OOOOOhhhhhhh! Amaretto go on then just a small one and make sure I only have the one I have to be up early in the morning.
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half a pint - what-a-girl! Cheers then. yum yum :P
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Robin I am on the Baileys too! And it's a week night, what's going on? Must be the Christmas spirit creeping up ;D Thanks for the offer EJ, but a Baileys girl meself, I am sorry, what was that, a top up, i'd love one ;)
Haven't had peapod in years BB, Still trying to get me stripped teeth sorted from the experience! But I am sure yours will be lovely ;D
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here you are BB, just a small one......I will leave the bottle handy tho, one is never ever enough ;)
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Oh Boy!that is what I call a nice drink .Must go now see ya all later night night God Bless.
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Yo peeps
if any1 wants a lift then....
I can pick em up in me...
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Plus dont have to worry abowt geting home, cuz you ca crash in
me van mahn ::)
oZzY %)
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you know...there are 16 peeps in at the moment, where are they all......not that I am complaining about having a girls night in....but what are they all doing????? Mind you, I noticed my amaretto bottle is nearly empty! Think they are all helping themselves on the quiet! ;D
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Oz, bagsie being the one hanging out the top! Me mate had a fiat and we drove it one night in our youth both hanging out the sunroof! She was steering with her feet, I was changing gear! Ahhhhh those were the days ;D
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Right finished my baileys which means time for bed you lot! Have a good night, C U all tomorrow ;D
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Night Doris. Until tomorrow (well today!)
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Thanks for last night girls I quite enjoyed it.The spontanious ones are always the best.
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Yo Doris
itz yours lovely ::)
its a dead nice van, and peeps call me dead nice van man which is not to be confused with Naughty Naughty white van man/woman peep....
oZzY %) 8)
xxx
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....Yo Oz
I think the naughty, naughty van man sounds like much more fun ;) I'll be naughty van lady if you'd like ........ as long as we're careful and don't get van- aerial disease ! :o :-[ ;D
Last night was fun, but the baileys didn't sit too well at 6.30 this morning :(
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You had Over=Hang Robin? you'ed better get some practice in for the party n panto hadn't she girls?
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Nil disperandum!! I've a left-over reputation from the Beeb Boards that I keep paramedics in my lumber room - I'll let them out on the 19th...but I want them back on the 20th - understood?? ;D
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Yo Robin
I likes the sound of that... maybe.. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY SPANKY SPANKY nice van mahn... better check out the suspension and all that jazzz.. talkingof which.. abit of Van the Man... well itz a beautiful night for a moondance...
Oh and ive got muchies tooooooo
oZzY :)
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whooooooops.. muchies should read munchies.. dunno wot muchies iz but dont sound very nice.. but hey I dont do the negative stereotyping so I retract that last bit about muchies not sounding very nice, cuz there's good in all of us :):)::)
oZzy %) and his brand new toy :)
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muchies, mosties, allies...sounds OK to me
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ahem...just in fromwork, friday evening, as Oz sez, babble warning
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Hey'ah....someone writ that the all-singin' all dancin' mooooovin' type was givin' them sight probs?? Givin me a few probs too, after a "why not, it's Christmas" sort of afternoon ;D ::) - so I'm cuttin back on it, cept when the moon's full and the spirit takes ::) Lish
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Yo Lish
well you started all this wordy movey stuff ages ago, but as I am a bit S L O W, itz taken me this long to find out
.... I like this itz mad, only wish I could make it go really really fast.... time to Zig
oZzY %) could sing a song in this mode.... ooooh baby u iz such a groooove, lets make sum sarnies and get fish pasted
...... cum on baby you knows you wants to.... ooooh yeah far retched mahn.. and this is my firts righty to lefty to righty to lefty then righty lefty again and so forth babble alert...
laterz
oZzY %) and if any asks me to stop the answer iz..
NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO..
NEVER EVER :)
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Oz, you're impossible!! Hugh! Can we have Loud Shouts for the Tree Feller please to lop Oz in his prime?? All that wavin an that's gonna make us (me!) puke.. ;D
oh! aha!! cue my paramedics??
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If you remember, Lishka, before the script was written I suggested the following for oZzY`s tree:
Enter oZzY stage left dressed as tree - sings (to tune of `Trees`)
" I`m just a spaced-out Irish bloke
Dressed up to look like english oak
My leaves all flutter in the bre-eeze"
(trips over trailing root and falls flat on stage)
"Begorrah, now I`ve skinned me kne-ees"
Enter stage right 1st woodcutter with chainsaw ........etc.
But oZzy assured me that he has no fear of chainsaws - sharpens his teeth on them apparently - so I fear that we shall either have to import a large quantity of woodworm, or infect him with Oak disease.
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.........errm.........
.........I do have quite a large chopper... :o........
........if it helps......... ::)
although, I'd rather not take it to Ozzy.....if you see what I mean......... :o
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Oh Yeah Roite :)
Thats ifs SHE can catch this tree cuz I iz related 2 speedy gonzales.. I iz
nah-nah-nahnahna=naaaaah...nan nannnanana naah..nannanna naaah
oooooh chase me....... chortle..
giggle....hic
oZzY %) grooving and a mooooooooooooooooving
thats more Hetro :):)::)
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oZzY, I don`t know why it is, but every time I see your photo on your postings I`m reminded of the late President John Kennedy, and I wasn`t awfully fond of him. Do you think you could pick another American President to look like - Honest Richard Nixon, peanut Carter, or Rambling Ronald for instance, and then I could love you for your picture as well as your charming self.
Two or three pulls at an extra strong spiff and you should be able to manage it easily.
P.S. The stage manager will equip you with a plentiful supply of putty so that at the first sign of any improper approach you can plug any knot holes which appear in your tree. But please beware of woodpeckers (do we have any of those yet?)
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But the American President he is being is Bill
Clinton (but not inhaling)
Leave it to you to do the Monica jokes .............???????
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But you`ve got it wrong Suze, it was Monica who did the inhaling, Clinton just held the pipe.
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see, you go away for 24 hours, and look what happens, it all goes to pot, opps sorry Oz!!!Must be the Cheek n Chong movie I once watched! Somthing about a van "going up in smoke"!
(takes me ages to catch up on whats bin going on round here!!)
Ta for the van, it will be used wisely, or not! Will you drive it for me? Cos I can only hang outta the top and change gears wiv me toes ;D Handy things them! (would fall over without them!) It's catchin...................... babble alert!
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Leave it to you to do the Monica jokes .............???????
good chice suze, yoooze don't want to go blowingit do ya:)
No need for the putty hugh cuz if ava_b is half as gorge as EJ then..... think we will make a lovely couple ::) ROLMAO ::)::)
OH Yeah jus rememe(bered gotta delete a semi naughty reference >>>> :)
oZzY %)
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if ava_b is half as gorge as EJ then..... think we will make a lovely couple
............ :o.....I'll get my coat........ :o
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............ :o.....I'll get my coat........ :o
Yo cant go breaking EJ's heart like that.... oh no no no... bring her wiv ya, :) :)..
Hey doris... will drive ifs you promises to change gear wiv yer feets... ooooer me foot fetish peep is begnning to surface.... emelda marcos Droooooooooil..... lovely strappy heels.... ooooooooer
oZzY %)
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I promise to change gears, but the black strappy shoes I have with a little zip up the back, might make it a tad tricky ;D I am sure we can figure something out! DP
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......If ab doesn't want to use his chopper on Oz......
...........then can I volunteer to play with Oz's trunk!
.......and I don't mean in an elephantine manner.......
While Ozzy rolls a greatt big reefer
Can I be his Virginia Creeper.......?
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Are you forgetting Act 2, Scene 1 Robin. oZzY will require two maidens to stroke his stalk and pick his sprouts (all done in the best possible taste, of course)
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...... Thats it.......... but I warn everyone its a long time since I've been a maiden..... I hope I can remember how!!
...... and as for good taste...... don't know much about that either...........
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But you will when you taste oZzY`s sprouts.
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....... only if they're fried in butter............
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Yo robin
I like my sprout covred in marmite i does ;) sprout? I means sprouts..anf on a mo beter
check...... sum time later..... yeah definately got sprouts.... :)
Saves you lot singing
oZzY has only got one sprout
No wonder.. he dunt know wot he's on about....
I has to be a beech. cuz I iz a
lucky son of a beeech :) though I might consider being a banana tree, then we could pump out Mr Bob Marley and get jammin, shame
there aint a Hendrix tree.. bloody good job there aint a Daniel O'Donnel tree... god sends a shiver down my spine it does...... Oi planty hybriddy peeps.... NO daniel O'donnel trees.... allright?.... def babble alert
oZzY %) nice van mahnnnn
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:);)::):)
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I like my sprout covred in marmite i does ;)
Yummy!!..............................oops...................I assume! ;)
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Yo Di
Sees yooze iz familiar with the old marmite erotica viz a viz :)
allways got marmite in me house I have.... ooooooer ::) ::)
M..a..r..m..i..t..e..
D...r...o........o...o...l
oZzY %)
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Oz..........
I've always got cadbury's chocolate fudge spread in mine !! :o
mmmmmm..........ooooooh......................to die for!! ;)
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Marmite, yum, choccy fudge, yum, but the god of all spreads has to be peanutty butty! :P :P :P Marmite and lettuce sangers are yumlish, and choccy spread on hot crumpets so it melts into the holes......oh great......11.40pm and I have the munchies!
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Oh...Em.....did you have to mention all those tempting goodies!! ..... ::) ;D
You've got me raiding the cupboards now !! ;D
P.S. you know what that's a sign of!! ;) ;) ;)
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Yo ladies
Just goes to show the true sensual nature of marmite :)
nothing beats being covered head to foot in yeast extract and then having your other half licking it all off or scrape yor bidy wiv dried buttered toast,,,ooooer ;)
definate and total wtf am I on abowt alert
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Thanks for that info Oz!! ::) ;)
Marmite on toast will never........ever..........be the same again!! ;) ;D
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nothing beats being covered head to foot in yeast extract and then having your other half licking it all off, or by scraping your body wiv cold heavily buttered toast,,,ooooer ;)
thats what it should read... lmao,"bidy".... but if I dun edits... naw not gonna edit just hit the post mahn... I mean.. me
hitting the post button, so please dont think I am advocating giving the postie a slap in the morning....
babble high alert.. dead high alert.. actually :)
oZzY %)
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They said on the radio today (useless bit of info!) that if you rub your feet with a cut raw onion, you can taste it in your mouth an hour later! :o Garlic too apparently. (methinks, who actually sits and thinks these up, then tries it!) I tried to pin the husband down to experiment, but he wasn't too happy, the kids were not keen either :( Dottie P.
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....... well I didn't expect to start 101 uses for spreads not on bread......
I'm a marmite babe myself,though I've never tried it on anything non-yeast based!....
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Yo Robin
Sum pervo types use "bovril" now thats just sick mahn......
peanut butter....hmmmmmmm crunchy...ooooooer
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......... Oz what are you doing here in daylight hours, or have you just come in from a night on the town?
... Hang on I know, you're a secret "Des'n' Mel" watcher, aren't you ! :o :o :o
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Robin
ha ha ha... when I iz not working i do enjoy the Trisha show.. that is just so hilarious it beggars belief..:)
my mate marmiteoZzY %)