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General => The Shed => Topic started by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 17:54:32

Title: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 17:54:32

What time are we starting our frivolities on Friday ? Is anyone popping round for pre-Panto drinks?I will need some help to carry all this wine and stuff  to make the punch.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 18:07:50

Deeeeeerrrrrrrrr sorry should have read Party, there's A y  on the end of Party.Must be the cold,I haven't started on the punch yet honest.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 16, 2003, 18:39:16

Well, the kids are down and out by 8pm, so any time after that  for us really.  I assume we aren't doing a matinee performance?  ;D  And did we book the firemen?  ;)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 18:59:06

Dottie P was going to do that wasn't she Emmajane.Hope we haven't slipped up and all thought someone else was doing it.Good job you mentioned it in time.8 o'clock is fine with me .

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Suze_O on December 16, 2003, 21:11:51

Problem is I expect we will have to wait for Ozzy to get his ash into gear  ;)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 21:21:17

Nah! he'll bethere on time if it's a party.If not we'll have a head start,then we'll all be having a babble alert together.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Suze_O on December 16, 2003, 21:27:42

And then we will all be so blotto none of us will remember what parts we are playing and we will have spilled wine down our costumes (and on the keyboard), fights will break out, peeps will disappear behind bike shed and compost heaps and fling themselves with gay abandon on grassy knolls......... things will go from  bad to verse ..............

And we'll all have a cracking time  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 16, 2003, 22:11:33

you mean Grassy NELL, Suze - and I'm liking the sound of this very much ;D

Oz said he wouldn't be here til after chucking out time at the pub(s), so we need lots of saplings, please - or lots of imagination? ;)

8's going to be a bit early for me - but 8.30 is spot-on - Lish

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Suze_O on December 16, 2003, 22:26:38

Sorry 'Lish

Thought you meant knolls, as in humps  :D

Nell? As in Gwynne?  Gonna get your satsumas out then  for Old Rowley - reminds me, now where is ower Hugh ;)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 16, 2003, 22:40:10

Better find him Suze or the show can't go on.Him being the author of this spectacular production.I think we all owe him a drink or three.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 16, 2003, 22:59:38

I'm  so glad you started this thread bb, I was convinced the party was on Saturday, so I would've been very late.

Will don the gladrags and throw on some slap and be there as soon as I can.

I've got my tinsel bikini dry- cleaned and ready to wear  ;)  :o :-*

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 16, 2003, 23:07:05

.........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Look everyone, I'm now a full member !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A priapic achievement

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Suze_O on December 16, 2003, 23:12:32

Sorry Robin

Priapic - not unless you're a bloke  ???

How about orgasmic?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 16, 2003, 23:20:08

.. Well I did offer to play Principal boy....
  but I wont say no to orgasmic either

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 17, 2003, 01:20:58

but you are the principal boy, Robin! - pity about the torn fishnets, tho - still, guess they'll come in handy for spinning the blokes a line?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 17, 2003, 01:48:14

Firemen booked, tho a little aprehensive after the last party! They never found Ted, which one of you is hiding him???!! See you all Friday night, what am I supposed to be wearing as Dottie from the lottie? Was going to get the tiara out, but thought maybe me wooly hat would be more in keeping? DP

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 17, 2003, 01:51:10

Dottie, haven't you got a part in the panto?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 17, 2003, 10:38:01

Well, there was talk a while back that I was Dottie from the lottie....but if the part is taken I can be a stage hand......or foot.  (there were murmers that I would have to kiss Dan, as he was my leading man!)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 17, 2003, 18:18:57

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Firemen booked, tho a little aprehensive after the last party! They never found Ted, which one of you is hiding him???!!
DP[/quote


OOps! Funny thing, that..I looked in on the Beeb lotty board last night - to see that I was being slandered :o ... time for a Solicitor's Letter, I thought..

Someone was saying that I'd got some Firemen locked up and all-sorts, after the last party there :o Boy! was I angry >:(...

Paramedics (all fine strapping lads ;D) in my lumber room - yep! I admit to - policemen in the pantry? - well, it's always useful to have one or two around these days - need Protection after I've picked up me pensun..

but FIREMEN?  Me?? NEVER!!!

...and then I started thinkin'   and then I remembered..

so here he is..here's Fred, slightly dusty from the Potting Shed but his hose and tackle's still in good shape and he's rarin' to go - Lish

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 17, 2003, 18:54:03

hmmmmm...well Lish, you have Fred, but who has Doris's  Ted?   :)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: ava_banana on December 17, 2003, 19:25:09

.......right........that is me lost then....... ??? ::)

....better have another drink and read it again.....

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 17, 2003, 19:34:15

'ang on...I'll type it again with me teeth in..

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

Lish

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 17, 2003, 23:39:35

....... Right so principal boy I am........
     ......Knee- high or thigh -high stiletto boots ?....lincoln green basque....any other requests.......fishnets will be intact, so that we conform to current EU fishing guidelines.


P.s no trace of fireman here, have looked everywhere, mind you I probably wouldn't remember what I did with them after the last time.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 17, 2003, 23:52:04

RR - thigh high please!   ;D

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 17, 2003, 23:53:25

Check on DottieP  Robin she has booked them.Or maybe one of the men has waylaid them in a fit of jealous rage.

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: ava_banana on December 18, 2003, 00:09:50

..........sorry to gatecrash this thread.........but I am now imagining Ragged Robin, EmmaJane, fishnet tights, thigh high boots............ ::) ::)

..........hmmmmmmmm, this party may well go with a swing! ::) :-*

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 18, 2003, 00:13:19

This Party WILL go with a swing .

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 18, 2003, 00:27:21

Hey ava, no-ones mentioned there's a possibility of any swinging going on, you're lowering the tone of this board; I dont drive so I'll just bring my shed keys, will they do?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: ava_banana on December 18, 2003, 00:37:53

Sorry, hope I haven't been too naughty......don't want a (http://www.gigabikes.com/forums/html/emoticons/SmackBottom.gif)

.......shed keys fine........I'll crack open the baby oil..... ::)

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 18, 2003, 00:52:52

........Anyone else swapping shed keys!....
I've  got some nice aromatherapy oil, classier than baby!

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 18, 2003, 00:55:53

How about good old olive oil........Ted has never complained........OPPS! :-[  Will bring my plastic tarpaulin, you never know when you may need a tarp!

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Hyacinth on December 18, 2003, 00:57:25

Extra Virgin, Dottie?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 18, 2003, 00:59:24

OF COURSE! 1st pressing too!

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Ragged Robin on December 18, 2003, 01:02:31

 Who are you lot trying ti kid.........

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Mrs Ava on December 18, 2003, 01:04:41

oo oo....press me first!   :o

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: budgiebreeder on December 18, 2003, 01:10:30

Who invited Olive .She's a bit common for our select  company don't you think?

Title: Re: Part and Panto again.
Post by: Doris_Pinks on December 18, 2003, 01:13:30

Good old Olive, a nice girl, but got a wandering eye for a man in a uniform wot eats spinach.......maybe she has a lottie too!