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How To Know That You Are Getting Old.

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Mimi:
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere
Your little black book contains only names ending in MD
You get winded playing cards
Your children begin to look middle aged
You join a health club and don't go
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge
You know all the answers but no one asks you the question
you look forward to a dull evening
You need glasses to find your glasses
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going
Your knees buckel but you belt wont
Your back goes out more than you do
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
You wonder why MORE PEOPLE ARN'T USING THIS SIZE PRINT

Mrs Ava:
hehehehehehe, oh mimi, you wait til I send that one to the mother-in-law! hehehehehehehe

rosebud:
HeyMimi that was fantastic and so true  i have printed it to show some friends is it from real life experience??
            cheers Rosebud. :) ;) :D ::)

eileen:
Funny it reminds me of someone. Oh I know who it is - that person in the mirror, just don't know their name offhand ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

teresa:
Oh that is sooooo true its frightening hee hee

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