Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of thoseI had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And, also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work
12%Monday
23%Tuesday
40%Wednsday
20%Thursday
and 5%Friday
And help me to remember
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth. ;D ;D