Author Topic: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED  (Read 2899 times)

Mimi

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A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« on: February 15, 2004, 18:26:27 »
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of thoseI had to kill today because they got on my nerves.  And, also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work

12%Monday
23%Tuesday
40%Wednsday
20%Thursday
and 5%Friday

And help me to remember

When I am having a bad day and it seems that people  are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth. ;D ;D
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Re: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2004, 19:23:00 »
mimi I love it have just printed this for very stressed but funny boss as he will love too  ;D
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Re: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2004, 19:40:40 »
My sons and my daughter all want a copy for work, Mimi.   8)

Printer's going to be red hot once I tell my friends!!  ::)
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Re: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2004, 20:08:52 »
Lol Mimi!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2004, 20:47:54 »
Nice one Mimi ;D
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Re: A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2004, 01:01:35 »
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelt backwards - if you have one, you need the other!
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