oo-er!
an MI5 allotmenteer!
i too,have been under the scrutiny of H.M.servants..had the pleasure of having my mail opened for 3 months and police taking fotos of me when i attended an anti factory chicken farm march.
i am not ,i hasten to add anything to do with a l f ,and have never joined any 'animal rights group.
but they didnt ask me what i kept in me fridge..
i was surprised at the...er...fruitiness of policemens language tho... ;)