Author Topic: My obscene rose bush is blooming!  (Read 2421 times)


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My obscene rose bush is blooming!
« on: June 17, 2021, 22:34:53 »
Obscene rose bush? Maiden's Blush is, in French, "Cuisse de nymphe emuee" - "Thigh of an aroused nymph"! Well, how could I resist one of those in my garden?

I buried my nose in the bush and it smelt *fabulous*! Proper old-fashioned scent so thick you could drown in it.

My garden is smaller than your Rome, but my pilum is harder than your sternum!

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