Ha ha, the last time a razor was in that vicinity it was for a vasectomy, when the nurses give you a blunt razor and puts you in a booth to do the deed. Asked the other blokes in that day how much do they want us to shave off. Dunno was the reply, so scrape, scrape, scrape till it is all gone and out you come looking like the last turkey in the shop and present yourself to the smirking nurses only to be told it was only supposed to be a bit at the top.