I'm the turnip grower,
The carrot thrower,
I'm the compost knower,
I'm the big marrow shower,
I'm the dry leaf blower,
I'm the earth doctor,
Dropping seeds from the helicopter,
I'm the green veg keeper,
I'm the onion seed sweeper,
I plant the spuds deeper,
I'm the autumn talisman,
The giant cabbage fan,
I'm the one who tells the sunflowers they can,
I get the weeds to leave,
I get the runnerbeans to weave,
I'm in your flower bed,
I've got daisies round my head,
I'm Turnip Ted.
