Taken for Enfield's over 50's forum (Kev can get this next year, ha, ha, ha)
Good morning, we're not at home right now, but please leave your message after you hear the beep and we'll get right back.
beeeeppp. If you are one of our children -
Dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.
Press 2 if you need us to stay with the children.
Press 3 if you want to borrow the car.
Press 4 if you want us to wash your clothes or do ironing.
Press 5 if you want the children to sleep here tonight.
Press 6 if you want us to pick up the kids from school.
Press 7 if you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or have it delivered to your home.
Press 8 if you want to come and eat here.
Press 9 if you need money.
If you are going to invite us to dinner or taking us to the theatre, start talking... we are listening!!!!
Well it made be laugh.
