I have two plans:
a) Cremated, big party, then ashes used to mix with concrete and I want to be used to mortar a stone wall, or even moartar a toilet pan down in a public loo.
b)buried, lead lined oak coffin, filled with concrete, shoudl weigh close on 600Kg. Find a church where its 1/2 mile uphill to the graveyard, pick 6 people i dont like to carry it, on a really hot summer's day. With a bit of luck ill be able to take one or two of the *fatherless children* with me.