Topic: How I do it?

[Digeroo]

Hope you like this. ;D

Plan. Dig.  Feed.  Sow
Water, Mulch Weed, Hoe.
Net, Water. Weed.  Hoe,
Sun Shines.  Crops grow.
Feed,  Water, Squish, Weed.
Pick, Eat:  joy indeed.

[antipodes]

 ;D ;D ;D
What's the squish though? Squishing snails? or standing on a tomato that has fallen off the vine??  :P

[goodlife]

 ;D..and for what music do you do your rap on?.. ;D..you forgot few munches in between..tasting is important.. ;)
Oh..how about odd swear word..you are bound to find odd big snail too.. ;D

[grawrc]

;D..and for what music do you do your rap on?..

Exactly what I was thinking Goodlife!

..you forgot few munches in between..tasting is important.. ;)
Oh..how about odd swear word..you are bound to find odd big snail too.. ;D

I think you should come up with the next verse! ;D ;D

[Gadget]

I reckon it should be done in the style of "house of growbags"  ;D

[OllieC]

It works over "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by God Dylan.

[Digeroo]

I thought that Squishing could be a general expression for pest control.  Snails, slugs, caterpillars etc.  Never managed to catch and squish a muntjac unfortunately.

Swear words  ??? 

My aim was to have a catchy ditty to pursuade some people new to growing that digging sowing and harvesting and may be watering left a few vital steps out.