Dogs & men. Bothtake up to much room space on the bed, Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. both are threatened by there own kind. Both mark there territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Both have an inordinate fasination with cr----s. Neither dose any dishes. Both pass gas shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you have your hair done. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. And neither understands what you see in cats.
