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Tee Gee

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Seasonal advice
« on: December 09, 2010, 11:35:36 »
Friendly Holiday Advice
 
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. 
 
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and nuts like that.
 
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.

They cause three times as many accidents. 
 
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
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ACE

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Re: Seasonal advice
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 20:08:28 »
A lot of accidents happen in the home over the xmas period. If you want a nice peaceful, non violent xmas, treat the missus to a present she will appreciate

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Tin Shed

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Re: Seasonal advice
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 21:03:29 »
Ace, I notice that you have chosen a hoover to match the chandelier ;)
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grannyjanny

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Re: Seasonal advice
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 08:08:56 »
Yes but is the right shade to go with the pink knickers ;) ;D.
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Poppy Mole

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Re: Seasonal advice
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 08:20:53 »
Methinks Ace has a death wish.
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