Topic: doors broken open

[ACE]

and all the windows, all the xmas goodies gone.















Which sort of sick person  would do that to my advent calender ;D

[saddad]

Me...  ;D

[manicscousers]

my kids once took the back off mine, ate all the chocs and stuck the back on with sellotape, 5 and 3, love 'em  ;D

[cornykev]

Ace, you did that one last year.    :P    ;D  ;D ;D

[galina]

Ace, you did that one last year.    :P    ;D  ;D ;D

Ace. did you joke?  Please don't.  This is one of the most horrible experiences just before Christmas and it happens to a lot of people.  Heartbreaking.

I wasn't a member last year, so don't know.

If on the other hand your house was broken into just before Christmas, I feel for you. 

You need to clarify this one, Ace, and fast!  I am giving you the benefit of doubt.

[ACE]

Ace, you did that one last year.    :P    ;D  ;D ;D

Ace. did you joke? 

Yes I did joke, it was supposed to be funny, people laughed at it last year and they laughed again this year.

Galina have you got the permission from a responsible adult to be in the shed?. I think I will have to see a note from your mum before I let you read anymore of my posts ;)

Kev I have an excuse for having senior moments, but bear with me, you are catching up quickly ;D

[galina]

Ace, you did that one last year.    :P    ;D  ;D ;D

Ace. did you joke? 

Yes I did joke, it was supposed to be funny, people laughed at it last year and they laughed again this year.

Galina have you got the permission from a responsible adult to be in the shed?. I think I will have to see a note from your mum before I let you read anymore of my posts ;)

Kev I have an excuse for having senior moments, but bear with me, you are catching up quickly ;D

I am glad that I do not share your sense of what is appropriate humor.  'Nuff said!

[antipodes]

Ha ha never mind Ace, keep going for your die hard fans anyway...

my first reaction was... "Oh sh........"
Then I scrolled...  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And yes my mum said I could come into the Shed, I got a note an' all...

[saddad]

I can't get a note from my mum... but have sneaked in anyway. We were broken into on 21st December a few years ago now... it wasn't funny but this is... it's about someone eating all the chocolates from an Advent Calender... that's all...  :-X

[Borlotti]

I must admit that ACE has upset me before, but I thought this was funny, but it touched a raw nerve with someone.  My lovely son used to eat all the chocs from the Xmas tree and then stick them back with cellotape.  Hope you are feeling better.  We have been broken into 3 times, took all my jewellery but the cats were still purring, so there. I will kill the b..stards that are throwing stuff at the police horses, now I will get put in the shed.  Lovely on the Isle of Wight, and not in horrible London, with the lovely hooded young people. Off topic, probably call the A4 police.

[cornykev]

If people read the bloody thing it was a gag about an advent calendar, not making a joke out of a house burglary, and if Ace knows he's upset anyone it willl make his Christmas.     ;)     ;D ;D ;D

[Borlotti]

IT WAS A JOKE.  MAYBE CHANGE THE TITLE.  I AGREE WITH KEV, BUT DON'T TAKE ALL THE ENFIELD COUNCIL COMPOST WHICH WASN'T DELIVERED.  ;D ;D ;D

[cornykev]

The driver made a mistake and delivered it to us instead,  ;)  we've had two lots in a week now,  ;) anyone for tennis, and Borlotti there's no need to shout, your making a right ol racket.     ;D ;D ;D

[PurpleHeather]

I have just read this lot and am not sure if I have had a drink or that I need one.

Life is full of those sort of problems when you retire

[SamLouise]

I have just read this lot and am not sure if I have had a drink or that I need one.

Agreed! ;D Had a chuckle out loud moment when I'd finished reading it all.

[cornykev]

You can tell Winter's setting in, Sammy's going to be busy.   :P     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

[ACE]

It's the way I tell them ;D

[gp.girl]

'Diet' after eights, choc reconstruction and putting dates in roses wrappers.....all part of the fun, but I did worry for a second :)

[Borlotti]

Off topic, again. Roses chocs (not tins) buy 1 get 2 free from Morrisons.  That is my Xmas presents sorted.  Might go back 2morrow for another 3 boxes for any friends that I still have.  Played tennis this morning, at my lovely tennis club (outdoors), but got beaten by the over 80's.  Give us our compost back, or the compost police will come.  Watch out Kev if I will hit you with my tennis racquet, but maybe not as it cost over £80.

[Borlotti]

Help it is only the 10th and where or where has the 11th choc. gone.  Down my tummy but I blame the cats.