I visited a friend today as I usually do on a Sunday afternoon. Her partner died two & a half years ago of leukemia & they explained to their middle child who was & is football mad that the cancer cells were good & bad footballs. This week his younger brother was asking about leukemia & why did daddy have to die, he's only six. His brother slayed them all by saying daddy died because he kept conceding goals.
You couldn't make it up.