I went this morning but unlike you w00dy I didn't see a soul, there was a car up the other end but nobody I knew and after half hour I was on my own.
I had a general clear up pulled up and put away some bottles, canes and markers, then cleared and composted some old crops.
I emptied a dalek and started filling it with the old crops and a bag of kitchen waste with the bottom layer being chopped up corn stalks.
Didn't get my hands dirty though as I had two pairs of gloves on, then went down the club to watch the football and have a couple of shandies. ;D ;D ;D