That's what I sound and look like, The alcohol has worn off leaving me with a sore throat, snotty nose, aching joints and a headache. All you ladies will recognise it as man flu, but it is a lot lot more worse than that. I am lucky that my doting wife is off of work for xmas and is able to look after me. Although she nicked my bell and bedroom telephone (internal calls to the kitchen). There must be something nice in the sales she has her eye on, as the attention to detail she has to nursing me knows no bounds. She even took a nibble out of my rich tea bikkies so they were a more suitable size for dunking.
I only hope I do not come out of this raging fever to find another chandelier that was cheap in the sales. She hasn't quite got the grasp of why they are so cheap. It is because it is so naff and horrible nobody else wants it. After the sales it would have been on its way to landfill anyway.
I had better get well soon. In fact right now wouln't be to soon.
