Author Topic: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?  (Read 8743 times)

Eristic

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2009, 20:52:34 »
Have you all been testing the Sloe gin? The entire site seems to be pickled tonight.

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2009, 20:57:14 »
ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2009, 21:01:16 »
Is someone going to banner the thread then?  ;)

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2009, 21:20:44 »
"ello darlin'", Rhubarbthrasher? ello marlin, surely.

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2009, 21:23:18 »
drat! I'm about punned out. Actually i'm still thinking about women clad in scampi

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2009, 21:27:28 »
How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2009, 21:32:52 »
Two soles, two eels and there are children reading the forum
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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2009, 21:42:01 »
So codpieces don't get a mention then...  :-X

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2009, 22:14:31 »

 Not in front of the younger gulls and bass   

 

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2009, 02:54:22 »
ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

Anyone see Seasick Steve on Later, earlier this evening ? He certainly bangs out some stonking  Mississippi Blues/Sole tunas
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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2009, 08:52:59 »
Did the prawn say to the mussel "Come up and see my urchins"?

And for a couple a squid ya get to see mi cockles

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2009, 09:04:45 »
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2009, 09:17:51 »
If ya pass a barbers Sadds ya could allways get ya mullet cut ;D

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2009, 09:20:33 »
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

Will you be travelling on your motorpike?

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2009, 09:26:04 »
Nah! he'll be going on his skates.
Smile, it confuses people.

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2009, 10:56:00 »
getting hungry already.  I must be a total 'bloater'. Arf.

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2009, 10:57:42 »
Less of the "Stick,I'll be,back"....  :)

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2009, 11:01:02 »
Saddad, you are clearly 'hooked' on this topic!

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2009, 11:03:42 »
Hooked, line and sinker...  ;D

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Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2009, 11:10:21 »
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30...  :)

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