Topic: Missing, believed kidnapped

[nilly71]

Perhaps the council took him back to their yard? (possible case of mistaken identity, he looks like a council workman)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

If there were more standing around looking into a hole and drinking tea, then you could be right ;D

Neil

[cornykev]

Neil, don't forget the leaning on the shovel stance.    ;D ;D ;D

[nilly71]

 ;D

[Squash64]

Ok, so I emailed our local police station, told them he was missing, and offered a reward of a butternut squash and a slice of pumpkin for his safe return.

I received this reply from the sgt:-

"Sorry to hear about it. The reward looks tempting but as Police officers we could not receive any such reward. I am sure it could help with information from the public. I have printed the photo off and will make sure the station is aware of his loss. I think the PCSO is popping over tomorrow"

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[1066]

you should do an old style wanted poster!

[shirlton]

How wonderful Betty, restores ya faith in humankind

[Borlotti]

Do you think it will be on Crimewatch.  ;D ;D  I blame Cornykev, think he wanted a girl scarecrow.

[Phil G]

Posters?

[Borlotti]

I like it.  ;D ;D Perhaps they were after the designer shirt and cap.

[cornykev]

I've got to admit I've always had my eye on that aunt Sally.   :P :P :P    :-*    ;D ;D ;D

[Squash64]

Love the poster, thank you Phil!

[Borlotti]

Sorry, Kev, think I have got my scarecrows muddled up.  The other one (lady) was in Liverpool, I think. How do you sex a scarecrow, must be getting old as always though AC DC was a battery.

[Squash64]

Do you think it will be on Crimewatch.  ;D ;D  I blame Cornykev, think he wanted a girl scarecrow.

Could well be on Crimewatch, maybe I should email them.

Kev should have said if he wanted a girl scarecrow...... mind you, there would have been murder if Shirl had found out. (don't worry Kev, your secret's safe with us)