Danish Islands
They've just eaten my purple sprouting broccoli sown 3 weeks ago, so I've re-sown.
The thing is, I have a pair of wood pigeons that have become very tame. They remain standing on our bird table, bold as brass, as I walk by just 2m away. I can even stop and talk to them.
Maybe I should try negotiating with them? What if I offer free barley, do you think they will agree to leave my beetroot and broccoli alone? :D