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Barnowl

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2008, 09:06:06 »
Root trainers -  but be warned, they're addictive.

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2008, 11:42:28 »
This has really put a smile on my face, i would like Monty Don shirt off to do my very large garden Mmmm, Mmmmm.  WOW ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2008, 11:47:33 »
 I have met him and he is to my mind a bit weedy,I like them big and chunky,more beef than chicken ,if you know what I mean :)

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2008, 14:14:11 »
An Orangey,please.

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2008, 15:04:44 »
A small victoria plum tree, or a couple of blueberry bushes or some enviromesh to keep the cabbage whites off my brassicas!!
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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2008, 16:07:11 »
A trailer load of manure ;D every year i have a nightmare getting hold of some...
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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2008, 00:31:11 »
This has really put a smile on my face, i would like Monty Don shirt off to do my very large garden Mmmm, Mmmmm.  WOW ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You'd have to be carefull - he could have a stroke at anytime   ...   but I'm not sure he'd let YOU have a stroke.
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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2008, 09:02:50 »
what about an all terain seat, someone recomended it last year and i picked it up and i use it every time i am on the lotty. I use it for weeding it saves my back and i also use it as a spare chair when people pop over for a coffee :)

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.newgardengear.com/images/gardenRockerWCushion.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.newgardengear.com/gardenRocker.php&h=151&w=150&sz=6&hl=en&start=4&um=1&usg=__mC9RcNYACHFmMXj7Z0oaODeNTis=&tbnid=8qzUXAJ4DCMpqM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgarden%2Brocker%2Bby%2Bvertex%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den

I got mine on ebay cheaper than this and did not bother with the cushion so i can quite happily forget it in the lotty and dont have to worry about weather i put the cushion in the shed :)

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2008, 10:06:46 »
A box of seeeds   ;D  i would be such a happy bunny witha box full of seeds to sort out (simple little soul i am  ;D)

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2008, 08:52:30 »
Apart from some of the items already mentioned a new wheelbarrow would be nice. I am also looking for a new souce of a three pronged fork. I broke the shaft on teh old oen I found on my plot when I took it over and I managed to repalce it but its look slike its on its alst leggs...

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2008, 18:55:31 »

 i would like a huge length ( 8 x 6 ) of horticultural ground cover fabric to cover my little lottie for the winter to keep it snug and weed free ready for the spring.  ::)

 I took the day off work and spent a happy day clearing it today- its so  loooovely and neat and im all excited thinking about what to grow next spring  :)
just call me Dottie Lottie.........

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2008, 19:00:51 »
some sunshine and a little smile from all the lovely ladies as they go by my plot

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2008, 20:10:54 »
i would like someone to make me up a little hamper with some nice gardening soap, gloves (not expensive poundland would do cos i lose em) some nice hand cream, a nice jar of coffee, a cake, a few packets of seeds and other little sundries, nothing expensive just a few little things in a box or tray would be lovely (one of those blue veg trays would do then i could re use it)  ;D

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2008, 20:20:55 »
A voucher from one of my family promising me a days worth of digging - with no moaning!  ;D
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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2008, 20:24:20 »
A manicure, to pamper my gardeners hands. I treat myself occasionally and it is a really good tonic.

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2008, 08:07:54 »
 
 
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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2008, 21:02:49 »
a nymphomaniac with her own rotavator

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2008, 18:03:13 »
A nice young man who likes to spend a lot of time on his knees...(for weeding of course).  Failing that, manure would be appreciated - Dad and OH take note.

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2008, 16:47:25 »
Winning lottery ticket then I can take my time choosing  :)

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Re: As a gardener, what would you like the most for a present ?
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2008, 17:15:01 »
Someone to do my dayjob for me so I can spend my time on the garden instead. A greenhouse. A willing team of assistants. Someone to break up the concrete path and take it away. Fruit bushes. A bit more room for a pond. A hammock to lie in one day when it's all done - hahahaha!

 

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