Topic: Free fertiliser

[ACE]

But not for you lot. unless you live on the Isle of Wight.

On sunday they are getting all the little scumbags who are on community service orders to clear Ventnor Haven of excess seaweed. They will fill upsingle black backs for you or even load up my trailer all for free. You get a little printout telling you how to treat the seaweed before you use it.

How many trips can I make before the high tide drowns the little darlings.

[OllieC]

Now, that's something they could get the bloke with the canoe to do, but he'd probaly go missing again!  ::)

[Mr Smith]

Ace,
       I love it, it is only three weeks ago that me and Mrs Smith sat on the beach at Ventor on a beautiful sunny day, apart from the sewage smell from the plant on the harbour it was ok, I hope the little shits are in a chain gang with some big guy stood over them with a  repeater shot gun and a whip(which they still do in the state of GA in the USofA, good luck to you on the Isle Of Wighit clean the island up of scum ;)