Author Topic: Sunshine pass the parcel. (Read 40052 times)

carolinej · « **Reply #40 on:** March 13, 2008, 07:07:25 »

Twirlie, just out of interest, I clicked on the underlined link for "excited" in your post.

It says....

Dictionary
Definitions of 'excited'

excited (adj.) in an aroused state
excited (adj.) of persons : excessively affected by emotion

No wonder you used SO MANY smileys ;D

cj :)

carolinej · « **Reply #41 on:** March 13, 2008, 07:09:06 »

It isnt underlined any more. ??? Perhaps its because I already clicked on it. Wierd :-\

cj :)

markfield rover · « **Reply #42 on:** March 13, 2008, 09:37:16 »

Do you think we need a seed Czar ?

ruud · « **Reply #43 on:** March 13, 2008, 10:17:01 »

parcel is on his way back .

Twirlie · « **Reply #44 on:** March 14, 2008, 01:49:41 »

Hi Caroline, I guess I just get emotional thinking I can't check email for a week but then have to over compensate and be really really happy and use lots of happy faces!!! Ok! So the words don't always read how the little voices say them ;) ??? :-\ ;D ;D ;Dreally like that one ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ???

carolinej · « **Reply #45 on:** March 14, 2008, 16:11:23 »

Day 7.

No news on the parcel. You all know what this means. I am sorry but it has to be done ::)

Here's todays corny joke.

Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: Strangle it

:-* :-* :-*

cj :)

markfield rover · « **Reply #46 on:** March 14, 2008, 17:25:44 »

Ideal jokes for make your own gardening Christmas crackers or' Carry on up the plot' starring Babs Windsor ( as in b .bean) I'll get my coat.

carolinej · « **Reply #47 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:12:46 »

Gardening christmas crackers. Now there's a thought ;D

You could put gardening pressies in them. I bet you could tell which one has the small portion of chicken manure :P

mmmm, what else could you put in there? Paracetamol, a nail brush, small cartons of UHT milk for the shed ?

Any other suggestions?

cj :)

markfield rover · « **Reply #48 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:17:00 »

And by using loo inards for the body of the cracker ready made root trainer! should we patent this ?

manicscousers · « **Reply #49 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:17:51 »

latex gloves..keep the jokes coming, caroline ;D

carolinej · « **Reply #50 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:22:53 »

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And by using loo inards for the body of the cracker ready made root trainer! should we patent this ?

I think we could be on to a real moneyspinner here ;D ;D ;D

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latex gloves

Perhaps these should come with an Epipen ::) ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

laura G · « **Reply #51 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:26:42 »

My mum found a box of gardening themed christmas crackers in a charity shop once, they each contained a small packet of seeds. ;D

markfield rover · « **Reply #52 on:** March 14, 2008, 18:35:40 »

Instead of a party hats, we could have those plastic rain hoods! off to Grace Bros-

flowerlady · « **Reply #53 on:** March 14, 2008, 19:12:29 »

Well ... if you like innuendo try this .... ::) ;D :-[ ;D

http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/funny/gardening.php

carolinej · « **Reply #54 on:** March 14, 2008, 21:33:36 »

We could organise a round robin this christmas, but with a home made cracker, including silly joke,'root trainer', hat and home made gift. That would be different ::)

Flowerlady.....oooh, a girl could get all embarrassed reading those ;D

cj :)

carolinej · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:05:32 »

Sorry sspauk,

its too late now.

cj :)

Jeannine · « **Reply #56 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:12:34 »

another post asking and advertising a business link

carolinej · « **Reply #57 on:** March 15, 2008, 18:47:44 »

Day 8.

Oh no! :o There is no news on the parcel. :( You all know what this means ;D ;D ;D.

Here we go.....................

Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit?

A: A neck-tarine!

cj :)

star · « **Reply #58 on:** March 15, 2008, 19:20:07 »

Groan.............................................................................. ::)

Ok then if its a really bad joke you want.......cop this (most will have heard it)

Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Doug
Q. What do you call a man with no spade in his head?
A. Douglas

::) ;D ::)

carolinej · « **Reply #59 on:** March 15, 2008, 19:34:13 »

;D ;D ;D

Do you think cornyjokeitis is spreading to everyone who reads this thread :-*

cj

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