a lovely present of a big sack of manure today most wives would be gutted
That reminds me of an auction I once went to;
Occasionally we would throw in a 'secret lot' to bid for i.e. you did not know what you were buying.
I opened the bidding at a tenner which raised a few eyebrows, I am well known for only bidding on bargains ;)
The bidding carried on up to £35 when, and only then, did the buyer find out what he had bidded for.
Yes you have guessed it..........a bag of sheep droppings that we had scraped together off the moors around us.
Initially he was a bit upset as he thought we had set out to con HIM but when it was explained he calmed down.
Still don't know what he did with it though ??? ;D but I guess you know what to do with yours.