Topic: ID please - rude plant!

[Grandma]

I've split my big plant into six smaller ones and want to Freecycle some. It likes to live up to its neck in water. Can anyone give it a name, please?

It was given to me - (with a grin and a wink!) - as a 'pubic hair plant'!

I can't offer it as that, can I?  :o :o :o

[tin can]

I bought a Juncus Spiralis from Ikea and it looks very similar

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=juncus+spiralis&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

It likes to be kept wet too.
What do you think??
Actually- you'd probably sell more with the other name!!!

[Trixiebelle]

Well mine look NOTHING like that and a good job too  ;D

I can't think of any names at the moment that aren't rude!

Bikini Line Vine?

[Trixiebelle]

I'll get me coat  ::)

[Grandma]

Behave, Trixie!  :o

You'll have other folks making suggestions - like 'Long Green Bush' - although the marrow people got that one first, I think.

[Trixiebelle]

Gardener's Delight?

RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING MYSELF ON IGNORE  ;D

[Grandma]

Thanks, Tin Can - that's it exactly! I can Freecycle some of the spares without blushing now.