Well it all started with me being generous to my son when I gave him our 3 piece suite.
new sofas £1,300, then she wanted new cushions to put on it, £100, the cushions do not go with the curtains she says. another £120, nets look tatty now, £45, the curtains clash with the wallpaper £185, might as well paint the woodwork while you are at it,£45. While I am busy decorating, I lose a weeks work £800 and she is out buying some new house plants to 'cheer' the place up, £50 plus another £35 for some pot holders that match the decor. Then some new pictures to further enhance the new look.
Where are you going? I hear as I come in. I'm going to sit down I reply. OH NO YOU DON'T, you are not sitting in that room with those dirty clothes on and change your shoes before you go in, Ive just bought a new rug, £90. Good job I had the forsight to invest in wi fi as it works in the shed where I have been banished until I treat her new room with respect.
Still it ain't too bad in here, I could fix up some optics on the wall and the old fridge is full of beer plus the added bonus of no dirty looks when I light up my ciggies. No dog for company though, you can guess where he is.
